Soccer Killer Page #3

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I beg you, please!

We haven't had a job in three years!

We need the money to feed our families

We can go without eating

but we have kids and elders to feed!

We beg you...

We beg you...

Why didn't you put the ball in?

Please don't...

Please don't...

Don't be upset

We... ah!

No sudden moves.

She'll die without an antidote!

Who are you?

(Du Sanniang)

We're the Jiangdong 108 assassins!

(Song Bing)

We're here to kidnap the princess!

(Sun Xin)

I'm Du Sanniang!

So that's all the great

sect leaders can do?

What?!

What's up?

You pervert, you're flirting with the nun?

I'll kill this slut! Ah!

Something's gone wrong. Let's go!

They're flying, too...

Get out of here, now!

Miejue! Come with me!

Princess

Grab Princess Changping!

Leave now, Your Highness. We'll stop them!

Let's go! Now!

Bandits!

Sir, help us!

What's going on?

There are bandits over there!

We gotta run!

Grab Princess Changping!

It's too dangerous! Don't go!

Reviving the Mount Mao Sect

is my responsibility!

If you're going to die, I'll go, too!

Not today

Why not?

Today's your birthday

I've ordered a ring to be delivered

at the temple

You have to sign for it!

Got it! I'm going back to the temple!

Any man who marries a girl that

can be deceived that easily

is truly a lucky man!

Your Highness!

Your husband is coming to save you!

Hey!

Help me! Help me! Get her!

Get her!

Mount Mao power!

Look at all this blood

You scared now? Hmph!

Run, Your Highness!

Mount Mao power!

Don't worry,

the Mount Mao power makes me invincible

A little bleeding is normal

Get the princess!

I'll take this. Leave if you're scared!

The princess and that Taoist

from Mount Mao

were taken to Mount Phoenix

by those bandits!

Exactly

That place is a maze

It'll be hard to find Jiangdong

108's hiding place!

You must be tired Let me

I don't want to wake her

I mean, let me carry both of you

What are you doing over there?

Lang told me to wait for the delivery

Where is he?

The princess and him were...

They've gone after the bandits

They told us to come here and

make sure you're safe

He was thinking of me

even when he was in danger!

I'll boil some water so I can

wash his feet when he comes back!

Abbess!

Why did you lie to her?

You can tell how much she loves him

To tell her that he was caught

while trying to save another woman...

isn't that cruel?

Listen up. Our agreement

with Prime Minster Qin

says that we have to detain

the princess for ten days

When the Emperor's Cup is over

and Leopard Khan has won

then we can let her go. Then...

Aren't we supposed to kill her?

We may call ourselves assassins

but we've never killed anyone before!

Keep an eye on them

Let's go!

Open your mouth!

The honor of being fed byYour Highness

makes my injury all worth it!

This is all your fault

If one of the sect leaders was

by my side

I wouldn't have been captured

Mount Mao power...

I could tell you're a con man

when I laid eyes on you. Huh?

What's wrong with you?

Stop faking. I won't fall for it!

Hey! Somebody help me!

He has a fever!

Do you have a blanket?

Am I dreaming?

The princess gave me her clothes

Such an ideal wife!

I don't want those dirty clothes.

Throw them away

I understand. I'll wash them

Say...

do you want me to wash your underwear?

When a woman refuses to

let a man wash her underwear

it means that she wants to

wash his underwear!

Since you love me so much, Your Highness

I'll do my best to get you out of here!

ChapterTwo

Finding True Love In Adversity

As a new arrival

I have to find a way to

assimilate into their world

So I started with their daily lives

I helped them balance their accounts

and took charge of their daily expenses

When I had spare time,

I helped the kids with homework

I joined in on their mahjong games

when they needed a player

Why did I do all that?

To save the woman I love!

This is Super Barbie!

I got this from

an Foreign language teacher

while studying abroad

Not only is she virtuous

she's also dignified and lovable

I can't believe that a doll

could charm the kids like that

Not just the kids. The adults, too

Look at that pervert!

This is the preliminary match

of the Emperor's Cup

The Buccaneers versus...

The MotleyCrew!

Athletes, enter!

Prime Minister Qin

Why do these players look so odd?

People who are willing to work

for the government all look like that

You should've married your sister

off to Leopard Khan!

Watch the game!

I know Changping will

find the eight sect leaders!

The public funds you siphoned

have been mysteriously taken care of!

I hope you're satisfied with my service

Hey! Lock the safe!

Yes, sir!

Put your back into it,

or I'm replacing you!

Mao Cilang!

My husband is neglecting me

for that Barbie

and he stays out all day!

Mao Cilang! I'll kill you!

Your husband's love for Barbie

has nothing to do with me!

It's a matter of taste. if he won't change,

then you have to change!

Right?

Change?

You want me to be a Barbie?

Barbie

What's wrong with that?

Let go!

Let go!

Are you messing with me?

You're a woman, too Say something

Talk is cheap

I'd castrate him!

Alright, alright. Don't cry

Don't be so pessimistic!

Look at me. Look at me

Gimme that

You cried so hard

If your husband likes to visit courtesans

then why don't you find out

what's good about them and learn it?

How do I learn it?

The most famous southern courtesans

are multi-talented

What are your talents?

I can kill and pillage!

Let's face it

substance is not something

you can pick up overnight

That's OK. We can fix the exteriors first

What exteriors?

You can shave

I don't have facial hair

Oh!

Damn your sister!

Your Highness!

You're a woman. Give her a demonstration!

Sure!

You get it now?

I got it!

I didn't know a woman can be so disgusting.

I can't stand it!

Why are you standing there?

Yes, sir!

I love fierce women like you

You twisted trait...

A token of apology

Two keys. One for the cell

and one for the stable

I'm not a traitor

I was undercover

I taught the kids how to draw

so I could dupe them into

drawing a map for our escape

Your Highness

are you touched by my brilliance?

You're nuts!

I'm saving myself for my husband!

That's right, I will be your husband!

Don't believe me?

There's one way to tell

Take your hair and my hair,

then throw them both into the air

If they naturally curl up together

then we're destined to be married

Here's a gift for our love!

Mao Cilang is here!

Master Mao, you're here

What the hell are you doing?!

Back off!

Master Mao, my wife has been

possessed by a ghost!

Is that so?

Hey, Sun!

Your wife isn't possessed by a ghost

She's been possessed by a demon!

Go away!

I think she's really been possessed

by a demon

We were at it for four hours

I used 81 positions

and she's still not satisfied!

Didn't it feel great?

It did

Didn't you save a lot of money

by not going to the massage parlor?

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