Soccer Killer Page #4

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I did

Where will you spend

all that money you've saved?

Buy more Barbies

Huh?

Where else?

On land!

You should invest your money

in real estate

Develop your first plot of land!

Oh. Got it!

Thanks!

I'll go buy one right now!

Your Highness?

Your Highness?

Your Highness?

Save your breath!

I let her go

Why?

Why did you let her go?

You know, she's better

at selling than a salesman!

What do you want?

I want to negotiate

on behalf of my brother

We've already made

an agreement with Prime Minister Qin

We're making 200 stones

of rice out of this deal

We've already eaten

the 100 stones we got up front

We're indebted to Qin

There's nothing to negotiate!

Really?

Haven't you considered that the

rice belonged to you in the first place?

If he hadn't been oppressing the people

by raising taxes and ripping off

their hard-earned money

would you still have

such a tough life today?

He's taken 10,000 stones

of rice from you

and you're only getting 200 back

Does he really deserve your likes?

Qin has pushed us to the edge

The Manchis are at our doorstep

Why do we fight each other

when we should be united

against our invaders?

Help us with this match

Punish the wicked

and bring back the rule of law

so you save yourself

and give our people a future!

What... what future?

I'll ask His Majesty to pardon you

We'll help everyone here

This mountain will become

an urban renewal district

We'll build affordable housing

and education infrastructures

Your children's chances of

acing the high school exams

and getting a great education

are entirely up to you!

The real estate pitch again!

The antidote

Go save the Abbess

A pass to the Emperor's Cup finals

Qin has already paid off the other teams

so that we can assassinate

the Emperor on the day of the match

Why didn't you just give it

to the princess?

She doesn't want to see

the eight sect leaders

Thank you for your kindness, Song

As a token of my appreciation

take this pair of briefs

It's been on me for years

and it holds a lot of precious memories

It's yours now

Think of me when you see these briefs

Thank you so much!

Anyone who's seen a wuxia film would know

that martial arts warriors

only have one set of clothes

Thanks to your generosity

I can finally have a change of clothes!

This does wonders for my hygiene!

But...

I wonder if the size will fit me...

One size fits all

Thanks so much!

It's getting late. I'll take my leave

Master Mao

Go after the princess

How can I catch up?

She's been gone for so long

I sent her to a much longer path.

You'll have no problem catching up

Why did you do that?

Remember she said that she didn't

want to see the sect leaders?

My woman's intuition tells me

that she just doesn't want to see you

Me?

Hey! Need a light?

Hey! We agreed on escaping tomorrow

Why are you running tonight?

Why are you running from me?

Huh? You...

did our hair really curl up?

Seems like we're destined to be together

No way!

Your Highness!

Your Highness!

Your Highness!

Do you need to pee?

You're in over your head now

She suddenly went from rough to ladylike.

You've hit the jackpot

Hey! We have to

find the eight sect leaders!

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The KingdomofXianglong VS The Super Eagles

Big news, Your Majesty!

Her Highness has returned

with the eight sect masters!

Didn't you say that

you have our criminal records?

When are you returning those to us?

Hey... l got it!

Your Majesty, I've developed

a new miracle drug called Powerful

Would Your Majesty like to try it?

Please don't. Fake drugs are dangerous

You should learn zhenqi meditation.

No additives

no side effects

Good for three months!

I'm so relieved to have

the eight sect leaders here!

Lang, the palace has snacks

that you can't buy out there...

Thanks!

Your Highness, the palace has snacks

that you can't buy out there...

I know. I'm tired of eating them!

Then I'll eat them!

Don't keep it all to yourself

you have to take care of the little ones...

Sis, the palace has snacks that

you can't buyout there...

First of all, I'm not little!

Besides, I'm the one

who takes care of Lang!

Second, there are snacks out there

that you can't eat in here

I'll buy you some

if you can ever get out!

Third, onlyCilang can call me sis!

Excuse me

Lang, come with me!

Excuse me

What are you doing?

What is it?!

I don't think you're just using the

princess to revive the Mount Mao Sect

You really want to be her husband!

Aren't those the same thing?

Marrying her is to revive

the Mount Mao Sect!

Wait... we have an agreement

She's the official wife

and you're the unofficial You liar

Spare me. Your eyes betray your words!

Ever since I joined the

Mount Mao Sect at six years old

I've been studying the expressions

on your eyes

Until now

your eyes have a total of 37 expressions

The ones you often use on me

are number 25:
being shady

Number 22:
Lying

Number 19:
Stubborn

And number 15:
resignation

When you were offering

food to the princess

I noticed a 38th expression

an expression that

I've never seen before

Tell me! What did you two do

on Mount Phoenix?!

What did she say to you?

What are you thinking about now?

What are you saying?

I have no idea

what you're talking about!

You're sick!

You think I want to do this?

I'm sacrificing myself

for the good of our sect

Put that away!

Cilang

you're lying again

Your eyes tell me

that you've really fallen for that woman

I usually play dumb

because I know you like it

But do you really think I'm so dumb

that I can't tell between real

and fake feelings?

Mao Cilang,

Her Highness is looking for you

she has a task for you

OK:

I'll be right back

That's really too bad!

Who the hell is it?

It's not my business

but I'm reminded of my late son

He was also used by the princess,

like Cilang

In the end...

What happened in the end?

Well, I'll put it this way

Why would a princess fall for

a Taoist priest from Mount Mao?

She wants him and the eight sect leaders

to lose to the Eagle Claws

and die on the field!

What good does that do her?

When I told His Majesty that his sister

is conspiring with the invaders

he suspected me just as you are now

He would never believe that his sister

is selling out our people

Hmph. She's a disgrace

Uncle

It's OK

I'm glad

that you call me uncle

When you entered the palace,

I saw you as family

Uncle

how can we save Lang and

the eight sect leaders?

They won't die if they

don't play the match, right?

Congratulations, Your Highness

We'll take our leave

Your Highness!

Did you want to see me?

What's wrong?

His Majesty...

asked me about my marriage today...

Lang!

We can't speak openly here

Meet me tonight at the pavilion!

Ha, she dashes away when

she sees me. Like a mistress

running away when the wife shows up!

You should've come a little later

She's talking to me about marriage

Really?

Lang, I was actually just testing you

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