Some Freaks
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- 2016
- 97 min
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- Hey!
- Sorry.
Hey!
F***ing give it to me, please!
- Just let us see it.
- No!
- Come on, just let us see it.
- Give it to me!
- Okay okay okay, fine, fine.
Not them, just me.
- Dude, come on, cut it out.
- I won't take a
picture, I swear, see?
- Jeremy!
- Phone's away,
just let me see it.
- Hold on.
We're negotiating.
- Seriously man, just
stop being a**holes.
Come on, this is stupid.
- Let go!
- No no no, I got it.
Take what's-his-face,
the Korean kid,
f***ing Kwong Wah
Kow or one of those
horrible names or something.
- Dude, his parents are
loaded, I should be so lucky.
They probably pick me up in a
hot tub rollover or something.
- The kid in PE,.
- His would warp the corsage.
- Oh come on, it'd be your
good deed for the year.
Pull a Christine
and have all the
kids vote for him for prom king.
- Dude, the movie's
Carrie, dipshit.
- No no no, hold on, I
got it, I totally got it.
You know who you should go with?
- Yeah, who?
- Cyclops.
- Oh my God, you're so f***ed.
- Watch him show up with
a parrot and a peg leg.
- He's right there.
- So go ask him.
- No!
- Come on, now's
your chance, go on.
Fine, fine, I'll do it.
Hey.
Hey you.
What's his name?
- Mike?
- Hey, hey Mike!
Hey!
- Shut up!
- Jesus, come on.
Where are you going?
- This is ridiculous.
- We're awful.
- Hey eyeball!
There's something to your right!
Just kidding.
Careful, watch your,
nah, just kidding.
Goddammit Matt, would you
stop f***ing walking already?
Get in the goddamn car.
Hurry up, come on.
Dude, so I got this new game.
Open world, sandbox
kind of game.
I dunno, it doesn't even have
a name yet, that's
how new it is.
My aunt grabbed this advanced
beta testing copy
in LA, oh yeah,
she's staying with
us by the way.
You'll meet her, she's cool.
Anyway, it's nuts!
Anywhere you wanna
go, you can go,
anything you wanna
do, you can do.
You can steal jets.
- No, you can't just,
yeah, that's why
they got a joint
account, douchebag
because it's both
of ours, you can't,
yes, yes I did, every paycheck!
Yeah, and if I don't
see every penny
returned by Friday
I will stick my
lawyer in your ass so fast it'll
make your f***ing head explode!
Hey!
Hey, can you go get Hunter
please, he's in his crib!
Wait wait wait
wait wait, hold on.
What do you mean until
I give back the ring?
I gave back the ring.
Yes.
Yes I did, when you were here!
- I got you.
- Are you high or just retarded?
Yeah, yeah, that's what I
thought, that's what I thought.
- Mr. Cahill is out
sick, but he has left me
instructions to have you
work on group projects.
Today you will be
dissecting fetal pigs.
If you do not feel
comfortable dissecting
the actual animals,
there are computers
set up on the side
of the room that
will take you through
the virtual process.
Okay, split up into
groups of two and you
can find your specimens
on the back table.
- Okay, so it says here we need
to insert the blade through the
body on one side of
the umbilical cord
and cut posteriorly to
the base of the leg.
What do you say, you
wanna do the honors?
Okay, I'll do it.
Who's getting hungry?
That was a joke.
Well, I mean...
I'm a vegetarian, but it's also
because of the
whole animal rights
thing more than
just 'cause I got a
waistband the size of
a low-flying blimp.
That was a joke too.
Kinda.
Okay, never mind.
Extend a single cut
along the midline
of the ventricular
surface of the
animal to about two centimeters
from the chain, cut completely
through the yadda
yadda yadda yadda,
okay, what is this,
rocket science?
All right.
- Hey, what's going on?
- I wanna suck off
Justin Langsey.
- Who?
- Number six.
He's so clumsy, I love it.
I just wanna yank
down those little
black shorts of his
and suck his dick.
- Okay, all right.
- But he's got a
small dick, you know?
You don't believe me about this,
but I've got a sixth sense about
these kinds of things,
I do, seriously.
- I believe you.
- I bet it is the size
of a dry erase marker.
- Okay, do you wanna
just get out of here?
- I don't care you know,
I'd suck it anyway.
Probably make it easier.
- Hello?
- God he's beautiful.
- Hey, you done?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Let's go.
So the kid is just
standing there
with his harmonica in his mouth.
- Right.
- And his dad's on his shoulders
with a noose around his neck...
- Oh sh*t, I gotta introduce
you to Jill, hold on.
Jill!
- Basically he's
just left to stand
there until, basically
until he passes out.
- Jill!
- And his dad hangs
to death, it's insane,
it's such a great, great shot,
I'll have to show
it to you sometime.
- Yeah.
Wait, how does he play
the harmonica if hes's...
- He's not playing
the harmonica.
- Jill!
- It's like, it's
just like a simple...
- She must've gone out.
F***.
Sh*t.
- So there was this
new girl in bio today.
- Oh yeah?
Is she cute?
Is she cute, you
gonna ask her out?
- Pfft.
- What pfft, what do you
say it like that for?
Come on.
You are a handsome...
- I just mean...
- You're a handsome
goddamn dude,
seriously, I mean it, you got
this whole monocular man thing
total Nick Fury, Nick
f***ing Fury man,
except in the comic
books, not in the movie,
you're not Samuel L.
Jackson, you're not bald.
Or black.
- But dude, she is
the size of a house.
I mean she should save time and
shove me in a trash compactor.
- No no no, she's not too fat.
- Yeah she is.
- She's not that fat.
Just four feet too short, f***.
- What?
- What do fat women and
mopeds have in common?
- I don't know.
- They're both to fun to
ride, but you wouldn't
want your friends to
see you on either one.
Right?
- Okay, I have one.
- Okay.
- How do you find a
fat girl's vagina?
- How?
- You flip through the
Then you go back one.
- Where did you even hear that?
- I don't know, it was on
the internet or something.
- Hey where were you, we were
looking all over for you.
Oh yeah, Matt, Jill, Jill, Matt.
- Hey.
So you're Elmo's aunt?
I mean that's
pretty weird right?
How does that even happen?
- His mom is my sister
and my dad's his grandpa.
What, do you want me to
draw you a family tree?
- No, no, I just...
I don't know, 'cause I
mean my sister and I,
we're like, I don't
know, I was just trying...
- You was just trying to
make some weird roundabout
apology for hurting my
feelings the other day.
- What...
- Which is f***ing
lame by the way.
You can do that with a
f***ing fat joke, ugh.
So you clearly
wanna make amends or
pacify your conscience
or weasel me
into bed or whatever
the f*** it is
That you're trying to do,
- Wait, what?
So why don't you just
get it over with?
"I'm sorry"?
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- Do you mean it?
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