Some Freaks Page #2
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- 2016
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- Yeah.
- Great.
We can be friends again,
take a seat.
So how long have you known...
You know what?
This isn't really
doing it for me.
You wanna get out of here
and eat someplace else?
- Sure.
I'll call Elmo.
- Okay.
Where are we?
- Yeah, where the f***
are we going man, come on.
- No, it's going,
we're going to this
cool cafe, bar,
diner type, I don't
know what it is,
but there is a bar
inside, we don't have to be 21.
I used to go there all
the time with my sister,
they've got great food,
great corned beef hash.
I mean they have salads and
stuff too, so you're all set.
- Dude, did you
just call me fat?
- What?
- What the f*** dude?
- No, 'cause in class
you said that thing
about being a vegetarian,
so I just thought...
No no no no, hey, I didn't...
- You're an insensitive
motherf***er.
- I didn't mean anything by it.
Hey, hey, I'm really, goddammit.
- Why don't you go
for a walk, okay?
Take a minute.
- I, I wasn't trying...
- Why don't you just tell her
to go on a diet
or something, huh?
- I didn't mean, that's not what
I meant at all, goddammit.
- What if she said something
about your eye, huh?
What if she said
something about your eye?
Would you be okay with that?
- I don't care, ooooh sh*t.
- We got you!
- Nice!
- That was so good!
I wish you've could've
seen your face.
- Oh yeah, that was good.
- Did you see his face?
You literally looked
like I was about to shoot
your f***ing puppy, man.
- That's not f***ing funny.
- Come on, I was just
f***ing with you, dude!
Do I look like a salad
type of girl to you?
I have my own f***ing
zip code, man.
- I don't know.
- Oh, that reminds me of a joke.
What do fat women and
mopeds have in common?
- Elmo already
told me that joke.
- Oh f*** you,
you f***ing thief.
- What do you mean f***ing
thief, it's a good joke.
- No, it's a shitty goddamn
joke, but it's my joke.
- You can't take ownership of
a joke, it's everyone's joke.
- Whatever.
- That's how jokes work.
- So what about you then?
- Can you get behind that?
- Just, I don't have
road rage, okay?
People that have road
rage do things that
are unnecessary, I yell
when it's necessary.
- Yeah, I'm telling
you you still have to
be the bigger person
in that situation.
- Be the bigger, have
you looked at me?
- Never, I've known him
for a very long time.
- Okay, all right, all right.
Oh sh*t, I gotta go.
Look out, look out.
- What are you doing?
- My mother just
texted me, I gotta go.
I forgot, I promised her.
- Where are you going?
- I gotta go make
lobster triangles
with her for some benefit.
- Lobster triangles?
- Kids with AIDS
thing, whatever.
Hey, can you drive him home?
- Yeah, I can.
- Great, okay cool, I'll
see you guys later, bye.
- See ya.
I'm about, oh.
- He's funny.
- Yeah.
- Can I have a drag?
- Sure.
Nice place.
- Yeah, it's okay.
- Just saying.
So...
- What?
I got so much homework to do.
- Huh?
- Got that calc test tomorrow.
- Right, calc test.
- But thanks for the ride.
- Yeah, sure.
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
- Hey.
- Shh shh.
You weaselly motherf***er.
- Did you have your
book club tonight?
- Yeah, where were you?
You were supposed to
watch him, I got home at
the end of a double
expecting to drop him off.
- Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
- God, this kid came in
right at the end of my shift.
Decided to blow his head off
with his father's shotgun.
Chickened out at the
last minute trying
to split the
difference and instead
lost his jaw, it's
a f***ing mess.
- I know, I'm so sorry,
just some stuff came up.
Did you end up
skipping the meeting?
- Nah, I took him.
Screamed his head
off half the night,
but it was a horror
novel, so whatever.
- Yeah, how was it?
- Oh are you kidding me?
It was sh*t, they're all sh*t,
but whatever, they're fun.
- Good.
Hey, can I ask you
something, and just
promise not to...
- You shut up.
What?
Shut up, what?
- Make fun of me or whatever?
- Come on, when I have
I ever made fun of you?
- Like all the time?
- Right, but lovingly.
So what is it?
What's the question?
Hello!
- Okay, it's stupid, no, just,
All right, how...
How do you tell if
a girl likes you?
- So basically they
just go over the lake
and then I just shoot
them with my twin gauge.
- I'm kinda scared
of you right now.
- Oh my gosh!
- I'm just saying, I'm
just saying, it's like...
- Oh come on, it's really fun.
It's like basically just...
- I kinda wanna, oh!
- Whoa, what the f***?
Watch where you're
going, you fat...
- I'm sorry, do you have
something you wanna say to me?
- No, it's too easy.
You have a beautiful day.
I don't know what's
going on, they're not
normally like that.
- Yeah, I'm pretty
sure they are.
- Oh hey, I see
someone's in AP English.
I love this book,
have you actually got
to the part where Sally
tells Phillip that
she's pregnant right
before he's about to...
- Thanks for your help!
- Ow!
- Hey.
- F***.
- What's going on?
- Nothing, just waiting.
- Yeah, for Jill?
- No.
- Really, 'cause it's
her car right here.
I mean well it's my mom's
car, but she's borrowing it.
- Is it?
- Yeah, yeah.
Didn't she give you
a ride last night?
- Oh yeah, yeah, no, she did.
- That's kinda weird,
you don't remember the...
- I guess I forgot.
- Forgot, that's seems weird.
Anyway, check this out.
Folks are going
to Norway on a bit
of a buying trip, but
what the hell, might as
well throw a
while they're down there.
- Oh.
Neat.
When is it?
- Next month, during the
regular prom-type prom.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I talked to
Tonic, we're gonna
get three kegs, have
some pizza, dance around,
play some games that don't suck,
whatever, yeah,
should be a pretty
good time, but you should come.
What am I saying,
of course you're
gonna come, what else
do you have to do?
no depth perception or whatever?
- Come on.
- Hey, how far's my hand?
How far's my hand?
- Stop it.
- How far's my hand?
- F*** you, man.
- Anyway, I'm
gonna go to Kinko's
and make some copies, and I need
you to come with me, all right?
So let's go, let's go, come on.
- Hey, I really can't...
- Oh hey, what's going on?
- What's happening?
- Trying to get one-eyed willy
here to go to
Kinko's for copies.
- Mmm-mmm, sorry.
Did you tell him
about our project?
- What?
- What project?
- Wait, you really didn't tell?
We, this is so funny.
Yeah, no, we have a thing.
We have to go to the beach and
shells for this
thing or whatever.
Yeah, but you didn't tell him?
- You have to go to the beach to
collect shells in the winter?
- I know, right?
What the hell is wrong with
the teachers here, right?
We're all of a sudden
in the third grade, man?
It's like no, you won't
weasel out of this,
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