Someone Marry Barry Page #10

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And...

...most importantly...

...I love you.

Barry!

How am I supposed to

stay angry with you

when you say stuff like that?

You're not.

You can tell they make love

really passionately.

Mmm, mmm.

That's enough.

You're married,

we get it.

There we go.

What'd you expect?

I've seen enough.

I'm never gonna

get used to that.

Tell me about it.

Oh, hey.

- Hi.

I- I- I'm Kurt.

- Paige.

Oh, are- are you-

- I'm Mel's roommate.

Oh, hi.

Sorry, I'm a little nervous.

I'm on solo duty.

Oh, same here,

I know what you mean.

Hey, JT, over here!

Come on, Dad!

We, ooh- uh,

Call me.

We'll get coffee.

But weekdays only.

Weekends are guy time.

I really can't wait for,

like,

all these people to get

out of my house.

Yeah, it's a lot of people.

I think someone's

gonna steal something.

Yeah, I saw a couple people

eyeing some things.

I saw you talking to Paige.

Um, yeah, she's nice.

It might take

some getting used to but...

Hey, JT.

- What up, b*tches?

Oh, yo.

- I mean, hey guys.

I'm still trying to un-teach him

some of the things that Barry

taught him.

Uncle Desmond, how'd your

science project go?

What science project?

The one that you needed

my pee for.

Oh, right, um...

I aced it, man.

Yeah.

That is immoral and illegal.

What do we say, buddy?

- Pals forever.

Hope you guys don't mind.

We kind of adopted it.

It's plagiarism.

Technically.

Shoulda checked with us before

You realize we're gonna have

to put up with both of 'em

for the rest of our lives,

right?

I'd say that's the least

of our worries.

What could be worse?

A little Barry.

Oh.

Everyone's got one.

The inappropriate friend.

Good.

Aw, that's terrible.

I don't want that at all.

The one with no filter.

Whoo, old man.

The one you

just can't take anywhere.

Hi. You didn't see me but I had a

great like Bionic Man thing going.

F***ing good!

Who the hell is that?

His name is Sammy.

He's a counselor at my camp.

Avoid him at all costs,

all right?

He's the kinda guy that just

constantly says all the wrong things,

a bull in a china shop, totally

embarrassing to be around.

What are you gonna do,

though?

There's one in every group.

You got that right.

- Hey, man!

Oh my God,

he's coming over here.

He's all yours.

- Barry.

You guys must be

Barry's friends!

Oh my God.

That's Barry's Barry.

Any friend of Barry

is a friend of mine

Any friend of Barry

is a friend of mine

Bring it in.

Bring it in.

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