Somtum Page #3

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let the earth-stopping match begin!

'Round 1'

Get in. Charge, charge.

Charge. Get inside.

- You're dead, dog! You're freakin' dead!

I think Dokya should throw in the towel.

She is fighting for money. Because of you.

And you want her to give up?

She will not give up easy, not llike you!

Son of a b*tch. What have you been doing?

I told you to practice.

Where's your power gone?

I told you not to have so many wives llike I do!

You'll know real pain if you

can't knock her out this round!

You did well, sis. Stay outside llike that.

Sis, can't you use the special moves?

You can't? Well I'll fight him myself.

Hand me the gloves.

'Round 2'

Good job, son of a b*tch.

I'll find you another wife.

One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight... Ok?

Fight.

One, two, three,

four, five...

six... seven...

eight...

Fight!

Ouch... son of a b*tch.

- One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight

Hey, are you sure this is a boxing match?

There's a girl and a guy on stage...

Couldn't it be some kind of other show?

- You want fucky fucky?

You tried to f*** me!

You said the pay was good.

You didn't win.

What more do you want?

We didn't lose either, we should get more.

Go, go.

Barney!

You are wrong. You have to pay more.

You need more?

- Yes

Okay, I give you... bad time!

Get off me. - Let me go!

Stop. - Don't hurt him.

Let him go. - Don't hurt him.

- Don't hurt him...

Sis. Let's go to the temple to dress the wound.

We can do it at home.

Not a good idea. If mom sees

you llike this, she'll get upset,

and won't let you fight anymore.

Athousand baht is not enough to fix the shop!

Maybe a couple more fights will do.

How did the audience llike it?

They loved it.

Mom. What's wrong?

Mom, mom. What's wrong? Mom.

Mom. What's wrong? Mom, mom...

Tell me where it is! You know where it is!

Where's my crystal? Where's my crystal?

Where's my crystal?

Right!

Tell me where it is!

Tell me where it is! Tell me where it is!

- I don't know!

You!

Tell me where it is!

Where is it?

C'mon!

Where is the diamond?!

Stay there! Stay there!

Where did I lose it?

The girl's got nothing.

Sh*t, bro.

Calm down.

If it were still here, we would

have found it already.

I had it...

Can we duplicate the key?

Of course not. Okay, let me clarify:

The scanning laser is extremely precise.

A copy would modify the laser's trajectory.

The laptop would remained closed.

Do you understand that now?

What if we opened the laptop forcefully?

I know some guys who might be of help.

Then... it will be useless!

Because if you try to force it,

it will activate an explosive charge,

and diamonds would be dust.

Is it clear enough for you now?

'The clever man? '

Well if I would have know that, I wouldn't have

let the crystal out of my sight.

You know what? Go to hell!

- Calm down.

Bro, these guys make me lose my food, you know?

- Calm down too, ok?

We gotta work in this together.

Just try and remember...

where did you put the crystal last?

Time to start anew.

"Som Tum" Open from 9.30 - 18.00.

What would you llike today?

- I'd llike a Som Tum with pickled fish.

Ok.

- I'd llike spicy boiled beef.

Ok.

Barney, come and help me.

This is what you do.

If you want to do that,

I will toss in the spices for you.

The mortar broke!

Sorry.

Slow it down, Barney.

- Ok.

Do you have any more mortars, Mom?

- I don't.

Can you go to the market to buy a new one?

Make sure it's made of rock.

- Yeah, so we can finally eat.

Are you sure it'll do?

Of course, father.

If you say so. Take it.

Are you sure, Katen?

Believe me, mom. This is gonna work

Excuse me.

What do you want, kid?

Do you know where Auntie Cham's

papaya store is? I couldn't find it.

Do you think I'm selling bananas here?

Heaps of papayas in front of you.

Why go somewhere else?

I don't know how to choose a papaya.

Mom told me to buy from Auntie Cham.

I'll be in trouble if I don't buy good ones.

Good papayas must be white and clear llike this.

This sound means it's fresh and crisp.

Not llike a GMO papaya or other bullshit.

It's a real home-grown Thai papaya.

Ok. I believe you now. Your papayas are super!

I'll take twenty of them.

Ok, I'll pick great ones for you.

- Hello, sir.

Get your money out.

Let me collect it all.

Next time count it ahead of time.

Come on, hurry up.

- 'Don', your passenger.

Look at that.

Hold on!

I don't believe you can beat me.

I didn't beat you. We had a draw, didn't we?

We didn't draw, you b*tch!

Are you ok, kid?

I'm ok.

Hey, you're picking on a girl?

It's ok. I'll take care of it.

Wow, you're good!

Stop.

It's my business.

Anyone dare interfering will get my feet!

What are you looking at?

Smack her up.

You're ganging up on a little girl?

Shut up, b*tch. Or I'll

slap your teeth out.

What the hell are you looking at?

Beat them up.

Sis!!

Wow, kid. You're super-duper.

You too.

A little bit.

Where's your Som Tum restaurant?

North Pattaya. It's called:

"Giant Mortar Som Tum"

Listen up everyone!

This kid has a Som Tum restaurant

at North Pattaya called:

"Giant Mortar Som Tum"

Must be as terrific as her fighting.

Let's all go try it out.

Who wants to go?

Let's hear your applause.

Believe it or Not! "Giant Mortar Som Tum"

We should ask the Guinness Book

to come here too.

This giant mortar idea of yours

really worked, Katen.

How's your Som Tum?

Very delicious.

How about other foods llike pork salad or grilled beef?

- All delicious.

Oh really? You ate everything up?

- Certainly.

Is that your daughter?

Yes, my daughter.

- She's pretty.

Even waftertastes good here...

sweet, so sweet.

Would you llike to order something else?

Yes, anything you have.

Uh, I think I'll have the check now.

Check please...

Play.

Back please...

and play!

That's it. It's that boy!

Can't I see another angle?

Zoom In!

Stop.

Thanks...

now we have the answer.

No problem, I'd do anything

for the big payment you gave me.

Anything else I can do,

please let me know.

Do you know that girl?

I think I've seen her.

I see many people every day...

I can't recall instantly.

Ok, here's the deal.

You help me out.

Remember her face.

As soon as I've got her,

I'll give you another thousand grand.

No problem. Pattaya is not that big!

Anyone can be found.

Wow, sis, you're gorgeous.

The most gorgeous I have ever seen you.

Enough. Enough. Don't tease me.

Heaven demands that you are

the fairest in the land tonight.

Shut up before I give you some of these.

- Cut it out.

Sis, blow out the candles.

Are you kidding?

Who could blow out this many candles.

Not these candles. Those candles.

Sis, I have a present for you.

Where did you get it?

It seems expensive.

Not at all. It's just a fake.

I spent a lot of time choosing it.

So you'd know how much I love you.

You didn't steal it from someone, did you?

Who could I have stolen it from?

Yeah, thanks.

We have something for you.

- Me?

Thank you.

This is fantastic.

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