Sonic the hedgehog 2 Page #8

[Scene change:
Siberia, night]

[Sonic and Tails are walking slowly against the wind in a blizzard]

Sonic:
I absolutely cannot find my way. We are completely, totally, unequivocally lost.

[Tails looks at his Miles Electric's screen, which flickers]

Tails:
Sonic, in this weather, there's no way we're gonna get any readings on this thing! [Taps the Miles Electric's screen] Should we go back?

[The screen shifts to a view of an open bar ahead of Sonic]

Sonic:
No, no, no. There's a light up ahead. Maybe we can take shelter in there.

[Sonic looks over a snowdrift and spots some snow gear and clothing hanging outside the bar]

Sonic:
Ahhh. Perfect.

[Sonic ducks back down behind the snowdrift]

Tails:
Are you sure about this? We don't know who's inside.

Sonic:
Don't worry. On Earth, people are very welcoming, and love taking complete strangers into their homes.

[Scene change:
Inside the bar, night]

[The bar is brightly lit up while bar patrons mingle, socialize, and party. The front door then slowly opens while the bar patrons' slowly become silent. The screen then switches to the door opening entirely, with Sonic and Tails standing in its opening, dressed from head to toe in snow gear. Sonic and Tails look into the bar. One patron slowly turns around and glares at Sonic and Tails, who gasp in surprise. Another bar patron slowly pulls out a knife and jams it into the table, making Sonic and Tails gasp again. Sonic and Tails then spot an old lady sitting in a rocking chair and knitting. The old lady looks towards Sonic and Tails, who breathe a sigh of relief. The old lady then reveals that she is knitting a cloth a skull and crossbones on it, causing Sonic and Tails to scream in fear. The chef in the par then uses a butchers knife to chop off a fish's head. The fish head lands in front of Sonic and Tails]

Fish:
Run.

[Tails faints with a groan and falls to the ground]

Sonic:
Table for two, please!

[Scene change:
Inside the bar, night]

[Sonic and Tails are sitting at a table by themselves. Tatiana, a waitress, brings them a menu each]

Tatiana:
[In Russian] What would you like to order?

Tails:
Two beef stews, please.

[Tails holds up his Miles Electric, which translates his order into Russian. Tatiana, looking annoyed, takes the menus and walks away]

Sonic:
Where'd you get all these cool gadgets?

Tails:
I invented 'em. That's kinda my thing. In fact, my inventions are how I discovered you.

[A flashback is shown]

[Scene change:
Green Hills, night]

[Sonic runs around the Green Hills baseball field at super speed. Eventually, Sonic releases a pulse of blue chaos energy that spreads across Green Hills and into Space]

Tails:
Remember that night at the baseball field?

[Scene change:
Tails' home planet, Tails' lab]

[Tails is sitting at his computers, watching schematics of Earth. Tails is shown watching his computers in amazement]

Tails:
Your energy blast reached all the way to my home planet. I saw you save your whole village from that crazy mustache guy.

[The flashback ends]

[Scene change:
Inside the bar, night]

Sonic:
Wait, so you've been watching me this whole time? Even in the shower?

Tails:
Ah, that's a trick question, Sonic the Hedgehog prefers bubble baths.

Sonic:
Man, you're good!

Tails:
When I learned Knuckles was on your trail, I knew I couldn't just sit back and watch anymore. I had to come warn you.

[A beeping sound is heard]

Sonic:
Oh, what? Hang on one sec.

[Sonic pulls out his phone to see a text from Tom asking "How's it goin'?"]

Sonic:
Donut Lord is checking in.

[Scene change:
Mean Bean Café, night]

[Sonic and Tom's texts are being displayed on a screen. Dr. Robotnik, Agent Stone and Knuckles are shown watching said screen]

Knuckles:
"Just chilling. Watching TV."

[Tom begins writing a reply, causing the typing bubble to appear]

Knuckles:
Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot...

[Dr. Robotnik and Agent Stone glance back at Knuckles for a moment before looking back at the screen]

Agent Stone:
Doctor, why are we working with this imbecile?

Dr. Robotnik:
Because that simpleminded space trash is the key to something extraordinary.

Agent Stone:
Something to help you get revenge on the hedgehog.

Dr. Robotnik:
Think bigger, Stone. The Emerald he seeks could power my wildest designs. My genius wouldn't just be recognized on Earth. It would spread virally to every corner of the galaxy, allowing me to harness all the negative forces of the universe and commune with darkness itself.

Agent Stone:
Wow. That sounds big.

Dr. Robotnik:
It's been on my vision board for years. It's the law of attraction. Didn't you see The Secret? Poof. Kaplooey!

Agent Stone:
Kaplooey.

[Tom's text comes in on the screen]

Knuckles:
"Another boring night at home." The hedgehog has returned home!

Dr. Robotnik:
Falsa. Which is Latin for "wrong-o".

[Dr. Robotnik hits a few keys on the counter, bringing up a hologram of Earth]

Dr. Robotnik:
According to my worldwide network cell tower triangulation, he's lying... all the way... from the majestic hinterlands of eastern Siberia.

[A topographic hologram of the Siberian mountains appears, with a hologram of Sonic tapping his foot flying off of it and landing in front of Dr. Robotnik and Knuckles]

Dr. Robotnik:
He's a long-distance liar!

[Dr. Robotnik hits the hologram over its head before poking and prodding at it several times]

Dr. Robotnik:
Yeah, there's more where that came from.

[Knuckles slams his fist into the counter, damaging it and dispelling the hologram]

Knuckles:
Tiny magic hedgehog destroyed. Now let's begin our quest.

[Knuckles and Dr. Robotnik leave, until Knuckles stops]

Knuckles:
Wait, what about your minion? The goat milker.

[Agent Stone is shown sweeping up the broken fragment of the counter with a sweeping tray]

Dr. Robotnik:
There's no room on the ship for Stone. I say we ditch him, ghost him, blow him off.

Knuckles:
Dishonor!

Dr. Robotnik:
"Dis" is how I roll.

[Dr. Robotnik leaves through the door as Knuckles scowls at what Dr. Robotnik said]

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