Sorority Row Page #5

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to mind my business today in the hot tub.

You know, Mickey,

it'd be really nice to have someone

who cared enough to read a situation.

The situation is that

it's the last night of college, all right?

I could catch action off

any of these girls. All right?

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Well, catch this action, a**hole.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

I'm a sea pig!

Dick!

Hey, sweetie. How are you?

So me and Claire just broke up.

She hit me. Can you believe it?

It's ridiculous.

But you, you look really pretty tonight.

I wanted to tell you that.

Really nice. I like this.

The whole braid thing you got going.

Mickey? If you touch me again,

I'll f***ing kill you.

Okay. We'll talk later.

- Come on, I'll push you up. Go.

- Okay.

I can't...

Ladies? Girls. I think I know what you want.

Show a little skin, you're in.

Hmm?

Step into my office. Do excuse the mess.

Just one flash. That's it.

That's negotiable.

What was that?

Ladies? Stay. Okay? I got the passes.

Hello?

Buddy, you graduated. That's awesome.

We're all real impressed.

- However, you're blocking...

- Hey!

- Yeah?

- We're gonna pass.

- No. You're not gonna pass.

- No, you're just a little too creepy.

- Yeah. And you're not real hot, either.

- That's not very nice.

Hey, thanks a lot, buddy.

Ladies?

Ellie? Hey, we were just messing around.

It's nothing worth talking to Claire about.

Right, Ellie? Ellie!

You're better off

without him, Claire.

I'm really glad you stayed.

Cass, I want you to know that

I think it's great

that you've turned into a better person.

I have not become a better person.

I'm far from it.

No, I mean, with the charity work

and all the other stuff you've done

and getting away from this place.

I...

We made a huge mistake

not going to the cops.

Yeah, we made

a string of bad choices that night.

And right now there's not much

we can do about it.

We are sisters.

And right now all we can do

is stick together and get through this thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ellie?

Ellie?

Are you up here?

All right, look, I... I can admit

I've been kind of a jerk, all right?

But I promise if you come out,

I'll apologize and we can

kiss and make up.

What are you doing?

Who the f*** are you?

Please! Help me!

Please! Help me! Help me, please!

That dude's f***ing wasted.

Please help me!

Why are you doing this to me?

Help me! Help me! Help!

Why are you doing this to me?

Oh, my God!

Help! Help! Oh, my God!

Help me! I need help! Help!

I think you need some more mascara.

- Yeah, I do. Thanks.

- Yeah.

Oh, God, Ellie's falling apart.

What now?

Excuse me, honey.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. Ellie's just freaking out. As usual.

I thought you said you had everything

under control.

I do.

You better.

Ellie? You okay?

- What? What now, Ellie?

- Enough! Shh!

Okay, we don't have time for this.

Just... First word?

First syllable?

- Okay, go!

- He was wearing a hooded graduation...

Somebody in a graduation gown?

A hooded graduation gown?

Ellie, it's Graduation Day.

Half the Greek system is

in hooded graduation gowns right now.

Did he have two eyes?

Did he have two ears?

Okay, stop! Jessica, stop.

- What?

- Let her talk.

He... He...

Okay, if you can't tell us,

you're going to show us.

- No! Please! No!

- Okay.

- We'll go together. We'll go together.

- Ellie!

- No!

- Can't we just leave her?

You guys go ahead.

I'm gonna stay with her.

Good.

This is stupid.

We're missing the party of the year.

I know. Why couldn't Ellie

have had a nervous breakdown tomorrow?

You know, Cassidy, sometimes

when you're sarcastic like that,

it really makes you sound like a b*tch.

And nobody likes a b*tch.

Oh, my God.

It's Mickey. I would know

those ugly-ass shoes anywhere.

Is he dead?

Well, he has a f***ing tire iron

through his head.

Do you think it's the same one

that killed Megan?

You make it sound like

the tire iron killed Megan by itself.

Thank you for the grammar lesson.

I'm just saying it looks a little updated,

doesn't it? Like someone's

pimped it out.

Oh, my God,

are you seeing this?

Who shot this?

This is from Megan's phone.

Look at the angle.

This can't be Megan.

She's rotting in a mineshaft.

This has to be Garret.

We can't let him do that.

If Garret or Megan are killing people,

we have bigger problems

than him texting the police.

We cannot let Ellie see this text message.

Sh*t. Too late.

Okay, I'm gonna go get the Escalade.

And you go round up the girls.

Okay. Where are we going?

You read the text.

We're gonna go down to the lake

and put an end to this once and for all.

- What is it?

- Get in the car. Jessica's driving.

What did you guys find?

Mickey is dead. We have to go now, okay?

I'll be there in two minutes.

What?

- Do I know you?

- I imagine. Yeah.

You sell weed on the quad, right?

No, I was the valedictorian.

At your graduation?

- Today?

- No.

- Andy, I really need to talk to you.

- Yeah?

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I just...

There's something I need to take care of.

I want you to go to your parents'

and I'll meet you there tomorrow.

Cass, this is ridiculous. I'll stay.

- We'll drive down together.

- No. Just do me this one favor.

I promise I'll tell you everything tomorrow.

Just go get in the car.

Go. Okay? For me.

All right, fine.

Sorry. Just doing a little redecorating.

I gotta go.

That was so beautiful.

- I don't understand. Why Mickey?

- I don't know.

Maybe because he was a dick.

- Out of my way, b*tches!

- Jessica!

Chill out!

Look, we have 14 minutes before that clip

is sent to the police.

I'd rather not spend my childbearing years

in lockup.

Does anyone have a weapon?

Mace? Anything?

Yeah, there's a chainsaw

in the glove box.

Ellie, you've got to stop doing that.

Where the hell are you going?

Where are you guys going?

Is the party over already?

I thought I said not to come.

Funny thing. It turns out it's not actually

against Greek rules after all.

- Yeah, but we told you to stay away, so...

- Yeah. But then I thought,

"Why would I listen to a lying b*tch

like you?"

By the way, my sister hated you. Peace.

Hey, Jessica, we gotta go.

I'm gonna deal with you later.

You might want to deal with that hair first,

'cause it looks like sh*t.

Okay.

She'd have made a great Theta.

Megan's alive, you guys.

Ellie, you're being

borderline retarded right now.

She's not alive. Garret is doing this.

There should be

a flashlight in there.

No, but there's a flare gun.

Daddy has an overactive imagination.

Good for us.

Stay close, okay? Keep our heads on.

This could be anyone.

Okay, so no flashlight.

Do we have, like, a lighter?

A light? Anything?

Hold on.

You know this was all your fault.

- You guys made me do this.

- Back the f*** up, psycho!

- Calm down. Calm down.

- Calm down?

- He killed Mickey.

- You guys, it's the other half.

You f***ing... You f***ing b*tches!

Where'd you get that jacket?

And whose blood is that on you?

It's mine.

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