Sorority Row Page #4

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- No problem, Mrs. Crenshaw.

- All right.

- Thank you, Mrs. Crenshaw.

- Bye, girls!

- Bye.

- Bye-bye.

What is this? Silver-coated?

I'm never gonna wear this.

Excuse me. Move, b*tches.

Jess, wait up. Give me a hug.

- Bye, Mrs. Crenshaw.

- Bye.

Seconds to your elevator

from the station

How can I resist that kind of invitation?

Come on, chicken.

One last time in the hot tub?

You're crazy, there's people all around.

I say we just head upstairs, huh?

What have you got there, Claire?

I don't think the bubble bath

will be good for the jets.

No, not the boobies.

So...

Okay.

I'm gonna do it.

Dr. Rosenberg?

Anybody home?

Hello?

Dr. Rosenberg?

Hello?

Dr. Rosenberg?

Doc? I'm here for my 5:00.

Dr. Rosenberg!

Hi. Sorry about this.

The last session ended abruptly.

Where are the keys?

They're on the... Hey.

There's no reason you and I can't finish

what my last patient started.

Have I mentioned

all the sample prescriptions I have

with no place to go?

Okay. I'm gonna go freshen up.

Excuse me.

You have to schedule an appointment.

Hey, Jess, it's me. Look,

I'm not gonna make it back

until after the party starts

'cause Dr. Rosenberg's really making me

earn the pills this time.

But I'll see you later? Bye.

Cheers, slut.

Really?

Hello?

I don't have time for "Catch Me, Rape Me."

Theta Pi, b*tches!

Guys, it's 6:
00 and I'm already wasted.

Yeah, and by 10:
00, she'll be pregnant.

Okay.

Senator Tyson.

It is so nice to see you.

I apologize. I wasn't able

to make your luncheon.

I just flew in

from a Commerce Committee meeting.

That's no problem.

- Where's Kyle?

- He'll be along.

This is nice for us. Gives us a chance

to talk. Sort out a few things.

Thank you.

Jessica, may I be frank?

You are a spirited girl.

Oh, thank you, sir.

I didn't mean that as a compliment.

As I'm sure you've heard,

there are rumblings I might get

a vice presidential nod.

Yes, sir.

In my experience,

there are two kinds of girls in this world.

The ones you spend your life with

and the ones you burn hard with.

Problem is that I'm not sure

what kind you are.

But I am sure that Kyle wants

to spend his life with you.

Sir, I've been dreaming my whole life

to marry someone like Kyle.

I don't like surprises.

Okay.

When I pick up a book,

the first thing I do is read the last page.

I'll be watching you, Jessica.

Don't give me any surprises.

Otherwise this dream

you've had your whole life, well,

it all goes away.

Senator Tyson, I won't disappoint you.

I know you won't. I know you won't.

I'm sorry.

I am so sorry.

I was riding my bike and I got a flat.

Yeah. Well, nothing to worry about, son.

Your charming young lady

and I were just catching up.

She is a charmer, isn't she?

Looks like someone's been hard at work.

- Hey.

- Yeah.

Could you put your eyes back in your head?

- At least until I leave the room?

- Sure can.

Thanks.

Seriously, dude, the party starts in an hour.

- Go get ready!

- I'm going!

Okay. Good. Bye.

Are you gonna be all right?

Sure. Why wouldn't I be all right?

I'm good, Cass. Just let me help clean up.

That goes in the basement. I'll take it down.

That's tacky.

- I'm worried about her.

- Who?

Ellie. What is gonna happen to her

when she leaves this place?

What do I care?

I don't need her to do my term papers

for me anymore.

Jessica, I think that we have different

definitions of the word "sister."

I'm gonna go take a shower.

That's not an invitation.

Wow. Yoga is working wonders

on your ass.

Sorry. Didn't know this was ocupado.

FYI, waxing isn't just for floors anymore.

Riley?

Are you a senior?

Because last time I checked,

this was a senior bathroom.

Do I have to start checking stalls again?

F***.

No, I didn't think so.

You can leave now.

Actually. Wait. Drop your towel first.

My room's on the other side of the...

Without rules, there would be chaos.

Fine. But if you wanted to see perfect tits,

all you had to do was ask.

What?

I keep thinking about that text.

Claire...

Garret is a little b*tch.

He says we made him kill Megan?

As if.

Seriously, Claire, grow a pair.

Jessica, I've always had your back.

But you've never had a backbone.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, Ellie,

see if there's more vodka down there.

Okay.

Okay, more vodka.

Hello?

Anybody there?

Where the hell

would they keep more vodka?

No. No.

Damn it! Sh*t.

Oh, this is really dumb.

"Here lies Ellie Morris,

and she never got laid."

Ellie. Whoa.

You all right?

What are you...

What are you doing down here?

I'm looking for you.

Cassidy said you might need some help.

We killed her, you guys.

Don't you understand that?

We dumped her body down a mineshaft!

- Why can't you understand that?

- Hey, Ellie,

there are 30 other girls behind that door

that probably shouldn't know

we murdered our sorority sister, okay?

This isn't happening. It's not possible.

Okay, seriously, everyone just relax

- for two seconds.

- Relax? The last time I saw that jacket,

you wrapped it around a dead body

and dropped it down a mineshaft.

- Where's the rest of it?

- It's a prank.

It's the only explanation. It's...

Somebody's playing a prank.

Yeah, or maybe Megan came back

from the dead and she wants to kill us.

- How about that?

- No, listen.

Ellie, we didn't want to tell you,

but we got a text message earlier

and we think that this is Garret

playing a sick joke on us.

- Garret?

- Yes.

He came back?

He's gone psycho. He's left the compound.

Where the hell is Chugs, anyway?

She left me a message.

She'll be here when the party starts.

The party's already started!

I'm sorry, but it has.

We all deserve to die.

HI, It's Chugs. Leave a message after the...

Chugs, we need to know where

your brother is and we need to know now.

Please, call back whenever you get this.

- We're dead. We're so dead.

- Nobody is dead, Ellie.

Well, Megan.

This is Garret. Garret is harmless.

That's not the problem.

- Then what is the problem?

- Well, Garret's gone nuts!

Guys, if he blabs,

that's orange jumpsuits for all of us.

What do we do?

- We're calling the police.

- No.

We stick together. Above all else.

Why is it that the only time

you want to stick together

- is when your ass is on the line?

- And we wait for Chugs

to put a pin in her brother.

But for now,

let's get ready and go downstairs

- and enjoy the party.

- Like that's gonna happen.

If we do not go to our own party,

we might as well magic-marker "guilty"

across our foreheads.

And if anybody sees Garret,

come get me, I will deal with him.

But what about the jacket?

Hide it, Ellie.

Help yourself.

Yeah, I can see this ending well.

Boo!

Oh, my God, I so want to be anywhere

but here right now.

- You're not alone.

- I promise we'll leave soon.

Get off.

Are you deaf or stupid?

Claire, what is your problem?

All right? Relax. Come on.

I just don't want you grinding

all your business all over me.

Yeah? Well, you didn't seem

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