South Park: Imaginationland
- Year:
- 2008
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All right, let's try over here.
Set up traps there,
and there as well.
Last time I saw him
he ran right through here.
This is so retarded, Cartman.
You've got everyone
believing your stupid story.
It isn't a story, it's true!
I saw a leprechaun.
I've seen him come through here
three days in a row now.
Hawk Eyes, this is
Dragon Wind. Do you copy?
This is Hawk Eyes. We've set up
the net and we're standing by.
Copy that, Hawk Eyes. Keep surveillance
tag Alpha Niner. Dragon Wind out.
Just admit you were lying, Cartman,
so that everyone can go home!
Oh no! We have a deal, Kyle!
If I can prove there's a leprechaun,
you have to suck my balls, remember?
Dragon Wind to Blackie:
What's your six, Blackie?
- I don't want the code name Blackie.
- Code names are what they are, Blackie!
Check your six and alert
when in position!
- This is f***ing retarded!
- Haha, getting nervous, Kyle?
When that leprechaun shows
up you must suck my balls!
Don't forget I have
a signed contract from you.
Yeah, and if you couldn't
prove there was a leprechaun,
you have to give me ten dollars!
Now just pay up and stop being stupid!
Goddamnit, why hasn't it shown up yet?
Dragon Wind to F*ggot! Come in, F*ggot!
This is f*ggot. Go ahead.
F*ggot I need you to keep surveillance
North to North East. Check back in five.
Okay, will do.
F*ggot out.
Okay, that's enough. Everybody!
Cartman is just pulling one
of his stupid tricks on everyone,
because he's trying to get
out of a deal he made!
It was here, I swear it! I don't know
why it's not showing up this time!
You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass!
If you could prove it, I had to suck
your balls, but if you couldn't,
you had to pay me
ten dollars! Pay up!
Uh, I got something! I got it!
It's uh... Oh jeez I think
it's a leprechaun!
- No, there is not a leprechaun.
- Set off diversion track C!
- Dude...
- Fuh, f*** me, it's a leprechaun.
Get it!
Get that f***ing leprechaun!
I want it alive!
Wow. Cool. No way. Whoa. Wow.
Eugh! Uh, move aside! Move aside!
All right,
butthole, where's the gold?
You lads don't know what you're doing.
I need to deliver an important message!
There's going to be an attack!
Tell me where the gold
is or you die! Slow!
Where'd he go?
I was sent to warn of a terrorist
attack, but you boys have made me late.
Now the terrorists will
prevail! The end is near!
Dude.
Kyle...
Suck my balls.
Dad, where do leprechauns come from?
From Ireland.
So... why would one come to America
to warn us about a terrorist attack.
Kyle, leprechauns aren't real.
You're almost nine now;
you need to understand the difference
between real and imaginary.
I thought I did.
Oh, Ms. Broflovski, how
are you this fine evening?
Oh, hello Eric.
Kyle, your friend is here.
Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike.
Nice evening, isn't it?
Well Kyle, shall we go up
to your room for a few minutes.
Get out of here, Cartman,
we're eating dinner!
Uh, Kyle,
is supposed to put a certain
set of balls in their mouth.
- I'm not doing it, fatass!
- Doing what?
- We had a deal, Kyle!
- Just get out of here!
You signed an agreement, Kyle!
I don't care if
I signed an agreement!
Ah hey now Kyle, if you made a deal
with somebody, you have to stick by it.
- Thank you, Mr. Broflovski.
- What was the agreement?
That if he could prove leprechauns
exist, I would suck his balls.
- What what what?
- And there was a leprechaun!
You saw it, Kyle!
Yeah, Kyle's gonna suck balls.
Hey dudes.
Hey Kyle.
So, how was it?
- How was what?
- Sucking Cartman's balls.
I didn't suck his balls, all right?
And I'm not going to!
Dude, why did you ever agree
to suck his balls in the first place.
I didn't think there would actually
be a leprechaun! And I still don't!
Why would a leprechaun be
warning us of a terrorist attack?
There's another
explanation for all this.
Excuse me.
Have you boys seen
a leprechaun anywhere lately?
What do you know
about the leprechaun?
Oh, then you did see him.
That's wondiferous!
I want you to tell me everything he
said. Where was he? What was he doing?
All right I've had enough!
Leprechauns are imaginary!
Well of course they are.
But just because they're imaginary
doesn't mean they aren't real.
Haven't you boys ever
used your imagination?
You, young man! How would
you like to be a cowboy?
Or a swashbuckling pirate?
And you! How would you like
to be an astronaut, far out in space?
All it takes is a little...
imagination.
- Who the hell are you?
- Still not convinced, eh?
I tell you what, boys.
What say we all take a ride on my...
Imagination Flying Machine?
Dude.
Hop aboard, kids.
I have something to show you.
Uh, are you gonna rape us?
No?
All right then.
Come on, guys.
Watch it, fellas. I'm pretty
sure this guy wants to rape us.
All aboard the Imagination Balloon!
Some people feel
imagination isn't real,
but I tell them that they're wrong,
'cause whenever I want
to play and pretend,
I just sing the Imagination Song.
Imagination...
Imagination...
Imagination...
Imagination...
Imagination...
Imagination...
Imagination...
Imagination...
Imagination...
Imagination... Imagination...
Imagination... Imagination...
Are you gonna take us
somewhere or not?
But my boy, we're already here.
- What is this place?
- This... is Imaginationland.
It's where all the wonderful
and goofy things
that humans have made up
over the years live together.
Citizens of Imaginationland!
We have distinguished
guests from the world beyond!
Hello!
Welcome to Imaginationland.
I am the Lollipop King.
We are honored to have
Creators in our kingdom.
Wow, this is incredible,
and totally f***ed
up at the same time.
Now, good news, everyone!
These boys did see the leprechaun!
What did the leprechaun tell you?
Did he have any news?
Well he said there was gonna be a-
Oh f*** no!
Run, Toto!
Stan, we have to get out of here!
Quickly boys! Get on my back!
Fellas! Fellas wait!
- Hold on, fellas!
- Butters.
Don't leave me, fellas! Come back!
Dude!
- Hey guys!
- Butters!
Wha? Where...?
Oh. Oh dude.
Oh, it was just a dream.
It was all just a crazy dream.
Huh, oh my God.
Hello?
Dude, did you finish
your math homework?
I kind of lost track
of time last night.
No no, I hardly got any sleep.
I had this whole messed up
dream about some gay Mayor guy
taking us to Imaginationland where
all these imaginary characters live.
And then it got
attacked by terrorists?
- Yeah! How'd you know?
- Dude! I had the same dream!
We jumped on a dragon's back,
and Butters got left behind!
Stan? Stanley?
You haven't seen your little
friend Butters, have you?
Why?
Our darling Butters
never came home last night.
What did they say?
We don't wanna jump
to conclusions, but...
we're worried that maybe
somebody kidnapped Butters,
sodomized him over and over again, and
then fed his genitals to wild animals.
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