South Park: Imaginationland

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All right, let's try over here.

Set up traps there,

and there as well.

Last time I saw him

he ran right through here.

This is so retarded, Cartman.

You've got everyone

believing your stupid story.

It isn't a story, it's true!

I saw a leprechaun.

I've seen him come through here

three days in a row now.

Hawk Eyes, this is

Dragon Wind. Do you copy?

This is Hawk Eyes. We've set up

the net and we're standing by.

Copy that, Hawk Eyes. Keep surveillance

tag Alpha Niner. Dragon Wind out.

Just admit you were lying, Cartman,

so that everyone can go home!

Oh no! We have a deal, Kyle!

If I can prove there's a leprechaun,

you have to suck my balls, remember?

Dragon Wind to Blackie:

What's your six, Blackie?

- I don't want the code name Blackie.

- Code names are what they are, Blackie!

Check your six and alert

when in position!

- This is f***ing retarded!

- Haha, getting nervous, Kyle?

When that leprechaun shows

up you must suck my balls!

Don't forget I have

a signed contract from you.

Yeah, and if you couldn't

prove there was a leprechaun,

you have to give me ten dollars!

Now just pay up and stop being stupid!

Goddamnit, why hasn't it shown up yet?

Dragon Wind to F*ggot! Come in, F*ggot!

This is f*ggot. Go ahead.

F*ggot I need you to keep surveillance

North to North East. Check back in five.

Okay, will do.

F*ggot out.

Okay, that's enough. Everybody!

Cartman is just pulling one

of his stupid tricks on everyone,

because he's trying to get

out of a deal he made!

It was here, I swear it! I don't know

why it's not showing up this time!

You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass!

If you could prove it, I had to suck

your balls, but if you couldn't,

you had to pay me

ten dollars! Pay up!

Uh, I got something! I got it!

It's uh... Oh jeez I think

it's a leprechaun!

- No, there is not a leprechaun.

- Set off diversion track C!

- Dude...

- Fuh, f*** me, it's a leprechaun.

Get it!

Get that f***ing leprechaun!

I want it alive!

Wow. Cool. No way. Whoa. Wow.

Eugh! Uh, move aside! Move aside!

All right,

butthole, where's the gold?

You lads don't know what you're doing.

I need to deliver an important message!

There's going to be an attack!

Tell me where the gold

is or you die! Slow!

Where'd he go?

I was sent to warn of a terrorist

attack, but you boys have made me late.

Now the terrorists will

prevail! The end is near!

Dude.

Kyle...

Suck my balls.

Dad, where do leprechauns come from?

From Ireland.

So... why would one come to America

to warn us about a terrorist attack.

Kyle, leprechauns aren't real.

You're almost nine now;

you need to understand the difference

between real and imaginary.

I thought I did.

Oh, Ms. Broflovski, how

are you this fine evening?

Oh, hello Eric.

Kyle, your friend is here.

Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike.

Nice evening, isn't it?

Well Kyle, shall we go up

to your room for a few minutes.

Get out of here, Cartman,

we're eating dinner!

Uh, Kyle,

I believe a certain someone

is supposed to put a certain

set of balls in their mouth.

- I'm not doing it, fatass!

- Doing what?

- We had a deal, Kyle!

- Just get out of here!

You signed an agreement, Kyle!

I don't care if

I signed an agreement!

Ah hey now Kyle, if you made a deal

with somebody, you have to stick by it.

- Thank you, Mr. Broflovski.

- What was the agreement?

That if he could prove leprechauns

exist, I would suck his balls.

- What what what?

- And there was a leprechaun!

You saw it, Kyle!

Yeah, Kyle's gonna suck balls.

Hey dudes.

Hey Kyle.

So, how was it?

- How was what?

- Sucking Cartman's balls.

I didn't suck his balls, all right?

And I'm not going to!

Dude, why did you ever agree

to suck his balls in the first place.

I didn't think there would actually

be a leprechaun! And I still don't!

Why would a leprechaun be

warning us of a terrorist attack?

There's another

explanation for all this.

Excuse me.

Have you boys seen

a leprechaun anywhere lately?

What do you know

about the leprechaun?

Oh, then you did see him.

That's wondiferous!

I want you to tell me everything he

said. Where was he? What was he doing?

All right I've had enough!

Leprechauns are imaginary!

Well of course they are.

But just because they're imaginary

doesn't mean they aren't real.

Haven't you boys ever

used your imagination?

You, young man! How would

you like to be a cowboy?

Or a swashbuckling pirate?

And you! How would you like

to be an astronaut, far out in space?

All it takes is a little...

imagination.

- Who the hell are you?

- Still not convinced, eh?

I tell you what, boys.

What say we all take a ride on my...

Imagination Flying Machine?

Dude.

Hop aboard, kids.

I have something to show you.

Uh, are you gonna rape us?

No?

All right then.

Come on, guys.

Watch it, fellas. I'm pretty

sure this guy wants to rape us.

All aboard the Imagination Balloon!

Some people feel

imagination isn't real,

but I tell them that they're wrong,

'cause whenever I want

to play and pretend,

I just sing the Imagination Song.

Imagination...

Imagination...

Imagination...

Imagination...

Imagination...

Imagination...

Imagination...

Imagination...

Imagination...

Imagination... Imagination...

Imagination... Imagination...

Are you gonna take us

somewhere or not?

But my boy, we're already here.

- What is this place?

- This... is Imaginationland.

It's where all the wonderful

and goofy things

that humans have made up

over the years live together.

Citizens of Imaginationland!

We have distinguished

guests from the world beyond!

Hello!

Welcome to Imaginationland.

I am the Lollipop King.

We are honored to have

Creators in our kingdom.

Wow, this is incredible,

and totally f***ed

up at the same time.

Now, good news, everyone!

These boys did see the leprechaun!

What did the leprechaun tell you?

Did he have any news?

Well he said there was gonna be a-

That there was gonna be a-

Oh f*** no!

Run, Toto!

Stan, we have to get out of here!

Quickly boys! Get on my back!

Fellas! Fellas wait!

- Hold on, fellas!

- Butters.

Don't leave me, fellas! Come back!

Dude!

- Hey guys!

- Butters!

Wha? Where...?

Oh. Oh dude.

Oh, it was just a dream.

It was all just a crazy dream.

Huh, oh my God.

Hello?

Dude, did you finish

your math homework?

I kind of lost track

of time last night.

No no, I hardly got any sleep.

I had this whole messed up

dream about some gay Mayor guy

taking us to Imaginationland where

all these imaginary characters live.

And then it got

attacked by terrorists?

- Yeah! How'd you know?

- Dude! I had the same dream!

We jumped on a dragon's back,

and Butters got left behind!

Stan? Stanley?

You haven't seen your little

friend Butters, have you?

Why?

Our darling Butters

never came home last night.

What did they say?

We don't wanna jump

to conclusions, but...

we're worried that maybe

somebody kidnapped Butters,

sodomized him over and over again, and

then fed his genitals to wild animals.

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