South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Page #9

What's this?

Hi, there, little guy.

Would you like to go to hell with me?

Sure. I bet we can be

best friends, Mr. Satan.

Feel free to come back

and visit anytime.

I just might do that.

Thanks, Kenny.

Thanks for going back to hell for us.

You're a pal.

Goodbye, you guys.

I'm alive.

Where's Mr. Hat?

Wow. We were all dying

and now we're fine. That's super!

What the f***'s going on?

See, Mom? It was Cartman's filthy

f***ing mouth that saved us all.

I'm sorry I didn't pay attention

to you, Kyle.

But what about Gregory?

- I never cared for Gregory.

- You didn't?

No, dude. F*** Gregory!

F*** him right in the ear!

Thank you, clitoris.

SINGING:
Everything worked out

What a happy end

Americans and Canadians

Are friends again

So let's all join hands

And knock oppression down

Don 't you know our little lives

Are now complete?

'Cause Terrance and Phillip

Are sweet

Super sweet

Thank God we live in this

Quiet little pissant

Redneck Podunk jerkwater

Greenhorn one-horse mudhole

Peckerwood right-wing whistle-stop

Hobnail truck-driving

Old-fashioned hayseed inbred

Unkempt out-of-date

White trash

Kick-ass!

Mountain...

...town!

Look!

GELULA & CO., INC.

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