South Park: Imaginationland Page #6

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That's bullcrap, man!

You can't nuke our imagination!

Don't nuke our imagination bro!

Mike, does the military have

the authority to nuke our imagination?

Clearly they don't, Steven, and they're

gonna have a big problem because

state government has

already set a precedent

that imaginary characters are real.

I cite a famous case of Cartman v.

Broflovski

in which a U.S. court found

for the plaintiff who saw a leprechaun.

Yes, I believe the defendant had to

suck the plaintiff's balls in that case.

- That's right, Steven, yeah.

- Oh, for the love of God!

Hello? Can anybody hear me?

Stan! Dude, is that you?

Kyle? Where are you?

I don't see you.

No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital.

I'm hearing you in my imagination.

- Oh that makes sense.

- Dude, what's happening?

I'm in like a gumdrop forest.

I just saw Strawberry Shortcake

tied up and dead with pee in her eye.

Wait, hang on. I think something

really big is about to go down.

- The evil characters are here.

- Defend Castle Sunshine.

There's no time left!

You have to get control of your

imagination and bring Santa back now!

Santa. Santa.

Think. Jolly old Santa.

Red suit, white beard.

Red suit, white beard...

Santa!

How does that look? Can you

see my balls and the sundae in frame?

A shocking new development

in the nuking of imagination!

The Supreme Court has

ruled with the military

that imaginary things

are officially not real,

and therefore no approval

is needed to nuke them.

- Thank you.

- Oh no.

This of course overturns any

imagination-based verdicts in the past,

including the famous Cartman v.

Broflovski ballsucking case.

What?

So it appears the military

is ready to proceed with its operation,

one they are calling

"Operation Nuke the Imagination

Through the Imagination Doorway."

Kyle? What's happening?

The government is gonna

nuke Imaginationland.

What? You can't let them do that!

- What am I supposed to do?

- Dude, you have to stall them!

Uh oh, what is that?

Hey! Get out of here!

Leave me alone!

Stan? Stan?

Where are you going?

I'm going to try to save Stan

and Butters from getting nuked!

Okay, but you you have to

suck my balls first real quick.

No I don't!

The decision was overturned.

- We had a deal, Kyle!

- Yeah, that leprechauns were real!

And the government just declared they

aren't technically real, so I was right!

It's over!

I don't have to suck your balls!

It isn't over!

It isn't over, Kyle!

I have not waited this long to see

you weasel your way out of this bet!

Go ahead and go.

But I swear on my life!

Before this day is over!

You, will, suck my balls!

I swear it!

I need more spinach for Popeye!

I got one. I got him.

Hey there.

Yeah!

We're losing the battle!

There are simply too many of them!

- Then the day is lost.

- Wait! Aslan, look!

What? What happened?

You did it, kid!

Quickly Santa!

They need you on the battlefield!

Huh? Oh, all right.

Make way for Santa!

Now you see your potential,

young creator.

But there is still much more we need

from you if we are to win this day!

This area is restricted, little boy.

Please, I need to talk

to the people inside.

They can't set off that nuke.

Get behind the line

with the other protesters!

No nukes in our imagination, bro!

You don't understand!

My friend is in Imaginationland!

I can hear him in my head!

You pot-smoking hippies aren't

getting through here, so back off!

Stop that nuke!

Stop that nuke!

Stop that nuke!

What's going on here?

The military has to do this!

It's their only way

to kill ManBearPig.

Good, Butters. Now imagine

some more archers on the castle walls!

Aslan! We're losing the battle!

We managed to fight off

the vampires and werewolves, but...

now our troops are being

shot down by the Cavity Creeps.

Cavity Creeps?

We make holes in teeth!

We make holes in teeth!

- What can destroy the Cavity Creeps?

- Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control.

Quickly! You must imagine

a giant Crest Gel!

Yes!

His powers are getting stronger.

We might just have a chance here.

Aslan, we've captured a spy!

He was sneaking around

the Gumdrop Forest!

Stan! Hey look,

I imagined Stan here!

No, no! I got sucked through Operation

Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon.

Project Imagination Doorway?

Nevermind! The battle is almost won!

We can deal with him later.

No, you don't understand.

There's a nuke.

The government is about

to level this entire place.

What?

Why would they nuke Imaginationland?

So the terrorists can't

ever use it against us again.

We can get Imaginationland

under control;

the Chosen One just needs more time!

- The Chosen One?

- Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key.

Missile launch sequence initiated.

All right, people,

I want this nuking done by the books.

- Sir, we have a security breach!

- What?

There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert,

it's coming from Sector 2!

Sector 2?

What the hell do you think you're doing

declaring leprechauns aren't real?

What?

You just can't declare

that imaginary things aren't real!

Who are you to say what's real?

Think about it:
is blue real?

Is love really real?

Imaginary things are things made up

by people, like Santa and Rudolph.

Yeah, and they detract from real things,

like Jesus.

Maybe Jesus is imaginary too.

Oh, you'd better not say that!

You'll go to hell!

It's possible that hell

is also imaginary.

So then, we're about to nuke hell...

that's a good thing, right?

Hell yeah,

that's a good thing, yeah.

What if heaven is imaginary?

We'd be nuking heaven.

- Yeah, but it wouldn't be real.

- So it'd be all right.

Look, maybe they're

all part of the same thing.

Santa and Jesus

and hell and leprechauns.

Maybe they're all real

in the same way, right?

Santa Claus and leprechauns

are imaginary,

but Jesus and hell are real!

- Then, what about Buddha?

- Well of course he's imaginary!

Aw, see? Now you're

being intolerant, Tom.

Am I real?

All right, enough!

Keep that kid out of the way and

let's get back to the nuking at hand!

No! Leprechauns are real, Goddamnit!

Kyle?

- Kyle, what happened?

- Nothing.

- What?

- Nothing happened!

There's nothing I can do!

Dude, you can't let

the government fire off that nuke!

They say they can do whatever they want

because imaginary things aren't real!

Well you have to convince

them they are real!

No way, dude,

then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls.

Whatever it takes,

you have to do it, all right?

Hang on, Kyle,

Jesus wants to talk to you.

Huh?

- Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus.

- Oh boy...

What seems to be the problem,

my child?

Jesus, I can't do anything.

I'm just a fourth grader

going against the entire government.

Uh, hello? Jesus?

No eh,

hey Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker.

Look, I know this seems

like an impossible task,

but do you remember when

I brought down the Death Star?

I mean, that seemed

impossible too, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Okay, now hold on, because Superman

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