Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back Page #2

- Hey, where's the fire, little buddy?

- It's about the mission.

- Sorry, dude.

The main mission for right now is getting

Big Bertha fixed before the show tonight.

Yeah, just as I thought.

The breech got stuck

on the trunnlons agaln. Cannon talk.

- Ham!

- Hey, toss me that number five

socket wrench, will ya?

Ham, I got cut-

Whoo-hoo!

It works!

- [Thuds]

- Cut from the mission.

Wow!

- [Electronic Hum, Beeps]

- [Female Electronic Voice] Access denied.

Huh. That's what you think.

Commander Comet coming aboard.

[Grunts]

Ooh!

[Panting]

[Grunting]

[Grunts]

[Shouts]

Wh-Whoa!

[Yelps, Gasps]

[Beeping]

[Rapid Beeping]

Hmm. Ahh!

- [Rapid Beeping]

- BananaBerry synchronization in progress.

BananaBerry synchronization complete.

Hello, rocket.

- Initiate preflight check.

- [Female Electronic Voice]

Initiate preflight check.

- Propellant.

- Propellant, check.

- Cellerons.

- Cellerons, check.

- Guidance system.

- Guidance system on line.

[Sighs]

I wish I really could light this candle.

Lighting candle. Check.

- Huh? No!

- Launch procedure initiated.

I didn't mean really light this candle!

I-I take it back!

All systems stop! Override procedure!

- Please say your pass code.

- I don't know the pass code!

Override permission denied. Blasting off.

Mission Control! Houston!

I'm blasting off!

Somebody, anybody, come in!

Mmm! Delicious.

- [Rocket Roaring In Distance]

- Oh! [Chuckles] Is that my tummy rumbling?

They must be firing

that circus cannon again.

- Blasting off in 10, nine, eight-

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Seven, slx, flve...

- four, three, two, one.

- Oh- Uh- Uh- [Whimpering]

- Blastoff.

- [Gasps]

[Panting]

- [Rocket Roaring]

- Huh? Ah.

[Whines]

[Barking]

[Whines]

[Muffled Shouting]

[Barks, Whines]

[Shouts, Grunting]

- [Whines]

- Behold the power of Zartog.

- [Whines]

- [Grunts]

I said, behold my power, stupid mutt.

A new day has dawned...

and that day is Zartog!

[Whimpering]

[Laughing]

[Groans]

Hey, kid? Uh, I mean- not "kid."

I know you don't want me

to call you "kid"...

even though I usually do call you "kid."

Anyway, Comet, uh, you-you wanna talk?

[Computer Beeping]

Huh?

Mission Control! Houston!

Houston, I got a problem!

I'm blasting off!

Somebody, anybody, come in!

Takin' off? That crazy kid's headin'

towards the hypertunnel?

Oh, man. Luna! Ham!

Shoot! How do I work this thing?

Whoa! Zero gravity.

Oh, man, this is great.

It's even more amazing than I imagined.

I am so busted.

And this is so worth it.

Planet Malgor, here I come.

[Computer]

Now approaching Juplter.

Whoa. Amazifying.

I can't believe I'm really seeing this.

[Computer]

On the left are the rings of Saturn.

Unbelievable!

I can see the rings perfectly.

[Computer]

Approaching Pluto.

Huh.

Looks like a planet to me.

[Computer]

Hyperspeed Inltiated.

[Senator]

What's going on here?

I don't pay you people

to sit around eating banana splits.

Actually, we are having ice-cream sundaes.

The monkeys got all the bananas.

Actually, get to work. Pull up

those pictures of the space base. Now!

[Senator]

The astrochimps will terraform a planet...

and establish the first...

permanent, habitable space base.

This will be the greatest

accomplishment...

in the history of space exploration.

- [Doors Open]

- Now, if you'll excuse me.

Our scientists have been working

on a top secret project, so-

- [Reporters Chattering]

- Uh, what top secret project?

- I'd tell you what it is,

but I'd have to kill you.

- [All Gasp]

- [Chuckles] No, I wouldn't kill you.

- [All Slgh, Chuckle]

- Yes, I would.

- [All Gasp]

- [Chuckles] No, I wouldn't.

- [Laughing]

Oop. Whoop. Hey.

Check it out.

- In, out.

- [Chuckles]

- In, out. In, out. In, out. In, out. In!

- [Chuckling]

Oh, this guy's hilarious. I love this guy.

Whoo! [Chuckles]

Ooph.

I think you're both missing a link.

You should be studying for the mission.

Ah, if I studied now,

I'd just forget everything anyway.

Besides, I don't need to study.

I have you.

Oh, you do, do you?

Ooph! Mm-hmm.

And you'll do the studying for both of us.

Ooph!

[Sighs]

- [Beeps]

- [Houston] Luna! Ham!

- Houston, what up, monkey dogg?

- Comet took off.

I know. I sent him to the store to get a bottle

of Ham's cocoa butter S.P.F. 4 tanning oil.

No, Ham. He took off. Llke, In a rocket.

- What?

- What?

Wait. A rocket or a rocket rocket?

He's by himself in a rocket,

and he's heading for the hypertunnel.

He's not qualified.

He could get hurt. He could-

I know. He was upset he got cut

from the Malgor mission.

He tried to talk to me about it,

but I guess I didn't listen.

Maybe I didn't listen either.

Look, we gotta talk him down

before he hits the hypertunnel.

- Patch us through to Comet.

- Wh-What? Who? Me?

It's easy. Reroute the main antenna feed

through the auxiliary-

Sorry, Luna, I'm no Comet.

You two better get back here.

I don't think he'll listen

to anyone but Ham now.

Just get here fast!

- How are we gonna do that?

- We've gotta save Comet!

[Sighs]

Let's burn some rocket fuel, baby.

It's jet-pack time.

Abrakadoozle.

- Huh. Hmm.

- Huh?

[Humming]

To infinity and a blonde.

Sure you remember how to do this?

You kidding? I got rocket fuel in my veins.

Right thumb, left thumb.

Pay attention, gorgeous.

Let me show you how it's done.

- [Jet Pack Whirs]

- Huh? [Screaming]

- [Luna Gasps]

- [Crashing]

- [Ham Grunting] Owl Owl Owl

[Screaming]

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Take that, gravity- Whoa!

Whoa!

- [Power Sputtering]

- Oh, no! No.

Oh, man.

[Screaming]

Can't keep your hands of me, can ya?

Would you focus? We've got to hurry.

[Ham Yelps]

Hey! Hold on!

Whoa! Use your hand signals! Hey!

Whoa!

Ohh, ohh! Whoa!

[Screaming]

- [Thud]

- Ohh!

Watch out for the cars! Ohh!

[Screams]

[Murmurs]

Whoa!

[Grunts]

[Gags]

Whoa!

[Grunts]

- Ham!

- That wasn't too bad.

- Ham, you're missing a link.

- [Buzzing]

[Computer]

On the rlght, the Whirlpool Galaxy.

Oh, man. The Hubble Space Telescope

aln't got nothln'on me.

[Whirring, Shutter Clicks]

[Sighs]

[Computer]

Approaching hypertunnel.

Better buckle up.

Time for a roller-coaster ride.

[Humming]

Huh?

Hmm. A metal beast.

I will capture it and learn its secrets.

Right.

[Chuckles] All right. Yeah.

- That's great.

- Whoa! [Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Tires Screeching]

The beasts here are very powerful.

[Groaning]

[Tires Screech]

Ooh.

What is it?

I think you just hit an alien.

Okay, now to master this metal beast.

- Okay, the alien's driving my car.

- [Englne Starts]

It's- Oh! I'll have this to-

Oh, I'll have the steering wheel.

This and- Hey!

- Wow! Whoa!

- [Crash]

I wonder if my insurance covers that?

I would check your policy.

- [Alarm Beeping]

- [Computer]

Warning! Warning! Entering wormhole.

Okay, I got this.

Fire the engines true and fast.

Red one first, blue one last.

In between, hit 3-6-5

if you want to stay alive.

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