Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back Page #3

[Panting]

[Panting Heavily]

Hey, that thing you said about training?

You were right. A little bit.

[Panting] Okay, seeing spots.

Is that- Is that normal?

[Pants]

Ow! Ooh! Ohh!

Oh! My side. Ahh.

Houston?

- Houston!

- In herel

Hop out, and I'll patch us through.

Oh, I hope it's not too late.

- [Beeps]

- Oh, no! He's already in the hypertunnel!

Whoa, whoa, guys. He'll be okay.

This is Comet we're talking about-

the smartest chimp in the agency.

Besides, what's the worst

that could happen?

I mean, look at us. We all survived

the hypertunnel and a crash landing.

- And we're all fine.

- Titan- not so much.

- [Rock Continues]

- Must keep crunching.

Fate of universe hangs in balance.

More crunches...

less lunches.

Must-

Must set world record.

[Grunting, Snoring]

[Smacking Lips]

[Snorts]

- We need to get in touch with Comet now.

- I'll reroute the signal.

You can do this, Luna. You have to.

'Cause all I know how to do on that thing

is download Chimps Gone Wild.

Don't look at me.

I can't even find the "On" switch.

Hang in there, Comet! We'll get you down!

Can we get him down?

He's doomed, isn't he?

[Thunder Rumbling]

Wow.

Whoal

But do you have some time now?

'Cause, remember, you promised

to show me how to get shot out of a cannon.

[Ham] Later, kid. Rlght now,

I gotta prep for my Intervlew.

Katie is just too cute to walt.

Some chimps were born to push envelopes-

Others were born to lick 'em.

- [Barking]

- [Wheel Squeaking]

[Slurps]

Ahh!

'Cause I can't wait to meet you in person.

[Trilling]

[Sighs]

Welcome to InStar. May I help you?

[Monkey Screeching]

Hold, please. Hey, Clive, we got

another chimp stuck in a wormhole.

[Computer]

Exiting wormhole.

- [Computer] Approaching planet Malgor.

- [Beeping]

- Landing on planet Malgor.

- Ahh!

Correcting entry angle.

[Grunts]

What do I do next?

Okay, uh, r-r-reverse engines.

Landing gear.

Man, I so need a copilot right now.

[Computer]

Crash landing mode.

[Grunting]

- [Englnes Power Off]

- [Computer] Perfect landing.

- Welcome to planet Malgor.

- Oh, my gosh!

I did it! Malgor!

Comet!

[Glggles] Hi!

Kilowatt!

Yowzers! Comet, it's you!

[Trilling]

Wait. But- But-

But I thought you said you weren't coming.

I blasted off by mistake,

but I made it... on my own.

[Trilling]

You are here! This is wonderful!

Welcome to Malgor and to the village

of Killawallawazoowahoowee!

Oh, I can't wait.

I want to see everything-

Fluvians, glophoppers...

even the cave

of the flesh-devouring beast.

[Shrieking]

No. Anything but that.

Whoa! Your head really does light up

when you get scared.

That's so cool!

So, which way to Killawallawazoowahoowee?

So, my old enemy

is the leader of this planet.

Well, I say it's time for some payback.

- [Electricity Crackling]

- [Groaning]

Ohh!

[Panting]

[Growls]

[Yelping, Spluttering]

[Snores]

Huh?

[Yawns]

I'll sneak into this fortress

and overthrow that Ham...

- and all those space chimp buddies of his.

- [Snoring]

I am proud to present...

the happy village

of Killawallawazoowahoowee.

Wow!

Not very impressive

for a ruler's grand palace.

Ham needs a better designer.

- Hey, Woomba.

- Hi.

Hi, Zella.

Hey, Kilowatt. Ooh, a space chimp!

- Eee-eee-eee!

- Hoo, hoo.

Ever since you guys

saved us from Zartog...

Malgor has been great.

Ah.

[Panting]

Huh? Oh.

Another beast. I will master its power.

- Oh! Aha!

- [Beeps]

Oh- Wha- Wait!

[Whimpers]

[Panting, Grunting]

What are you- Whoa!

[Yelping]

Uh!

[Grunts]

- [Carlbbean]

- Comet, Come on. Hurry up.

[Trilling, Calling, Laughing]

[Kilowatt]

Come on. Jump in!

Wow! Unbelievable.

Well, what are you waiting for?

[Continues]

[Grunting]

Whoo!

All right. There you have it.

One million crunches performed

at various times in a nonlinear fashion...

for a purpose that I...

no longer remember.

Whoo! Booyah!

[All Trilling, Calling]

Oh, yes!

Klllawallawazoowahooweens

are happy in all things now.

- They are happy to eat together.

- Mmm! Mmm!

- They are happy to play together.

- [Grunts, Laughs]

It seems so... happy.

Oh, it is.

Especially now that you're here.

[Chuckles]

[Trilling, Giggling]

- [Trilling]

- [Trills, Laughs]

[Both Laughing]

Hey, you want to see something cool?

- [Whirs]

- [Gasps] The BananaBerry 3.0!

- You finished it!

- Check it. You got your touch screen.

- [Beeping]

- [Yelping]

- Oh, no. What?

- [Yelping]

Ah! I can't make it stop.

I'm so sorry, Kilowatt.

I hope I didn't hurt them.

I don't think it hurts them.

- [Laughing]

- I think it makes them kind of goofy.

I think the radio frequency

of the BananaBerry...

interferes with their alien brain functions.

[Laughing]

Whaaah!

So, are you ready for a tour

of planet Malgor?

- I'll get the jet packs.

- Why not use ours?

[Whistles]

[Snuffles]

[Grunts]

Huh? Hey, Zartog, old chap.

Ah, yes. You're not the cute one.

You're not the annoying one.

You're the big one.

The smart one. The really smart one.

Long time no see.

When- When did we last see each other?

I'm guessing back on Malgor.

Our driving lessons on Malgor. Of course.

So, where you been hanging out lately?

Where have I been hanging out lately?

[Laughing]

In a backyard garden.

Sounds serene.

Well, good to see you again.

You're looking uglier than ever.

Be proud of your freakish alien heritage.

- Where's Ham?

- Ah.

He's probably in the Simian Center.

Here. Let me give you a tour.

This place has everything.

A centrifuge...

otherwise known as the "vomitron."

We've got a treadmill,

simian weight center.

We've got monkey meditation. A Jacuzzi.

When I get stiff, I like to "coozi."

[Chuckles]

[Grunts]

Mmm.

Now, over here is Mission Control.

Can't have a space agency

without a Mission Control.

Hush, hush.

State secrets. That sort of thing.

Secrets? I'd like to hear them.

Well, that depends. Can I trust ya?

Look me in the eye, Zartog.

I've been burned before.

Why, yes!

Of course you can. You can trust me.

Congratulations. You've just obtained

Level 5 clearance. Come on in.

Wow. That was easy.

- [Beeping]

- Fresca's in the fridge to the left.

All-you-can-eat sundae bar's to the right.

Make yourself at home.

[Exhales]

MI casa es su casa.

MI Mission Control es su Mission Control.

Eh?

[Beeps]

[Comet, Kilowatt]

Whoa!

- [Comet] This is awesome!

- Whoa!

This is, like,

the best roller coaster ever!

Hold on tight, Comet.

This is where it gets fun!

[Kilowatt Squeals]

[Giggling]

Hey, look.

Over there's Glophopper Valley!

[Comet]

This is so cool!

- Hi, snail horse!

- What's up, Kilowatt?

Whoo!

[Laughing]

This is awesome!

This is just the beginning!

- [Kilowatt] Whoo!

- [Laughing]

Faster! Faster.

Okay. Here we go!

We have developed

commercial applications...

of the wormhole technology

like you requested.

No, no, no, no. Be careful.

That is very dangerous.

Please do not be pointing that at people.

I knew you eggheads

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