Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back Page #6

[Grunting]

Okay, Ham, let's not overdo it.

We have the thing we-

- Oh!

- Not here or here.

- Ah, so it must be-

- Here. Ta-da!

- Ah, so it must be-

- Here. Ta-da!

What's it doing there?

Okay. Uh, abracadabra.

Wham, kazam, thank you, ma'am.

Bing, boom, bangoleer...

de-particle-izer reappear.

Shoot. Uh- No!

Now for my trick.

You're going to disappear.

Say good-bye, Ham.

- Look out!

- Huh? Huh? Oh, no.

I will never realize my dream-

to be the first rocket scientist...

to become a soloist

for the American Ballet Theater.

[Harpslchord, Strings: Classlcal]

[Stops]

What?

[Power Blasts]

- Ham!

- Grrr!

Hello, space toad.

Anyone ever tell you

you're kind of cute when you're angry?

- Well, they lied.

- [Growls]

So, by the way,

what was it like being a lawn ornament?

Make any interesting friends

of the canine variety?

Huh? Arf, arf. Woof, woof.

- [Growls] Hmm.

- Hmm?

- [Gasps]

- [Zartog Grunting]

Huh?

[Yelping]

[Laughing]

Ya-hoo!

Whoa!

- [Grunts]

- Whoa!

Not even close! It was pretty close.

[Snarling]

Take that!

Will you stay still!

Zartog is chasing Ham on jet packs.

[Shrieking]

- That's not good.

- We gotta help Ham.

Landing the ship is gonna be hard enough.

You need to focus on that.

[Grunts]

[Gasps]

Huh?

[Growls]

Aah! Whoa!

- Oh, no. Zartog's on the wing.

- Huh?

[Grunting]

[Both Scream]

[Grunting]

Hold on, Kilowatt.

This could get a little shaky.

Whoa!

[Grunting, Muttering]

Whoa!

[Chuckles]

- [Roars]

- [Shrieks]

[Chortles]

Here's Zartog!

You can't get rid of me that easy.

Maybe we can knock him off.

[Grunting]

[Whimpering]

[Screaming]

- Ha!

- [Groaning, Gags]

You did it, kid. You got rid of Zartog.

Whoo! That was some fancy flyin'.

Now let's land this thing.

I'll get the landing truck.

Come on. Come on.

All right, go, go, go, go.

[Engine Revs, Tires Screeching]

- Level off. I'll try to get under you.

- [Comet] Got it!

[Grunts]

You're still too hot.

- That's it. Easy does it, Kilowatt.

- [Whimpers]

- [Loud Thump]

- Hey!

[Brakes Squealing]

[Exhales]

Yee-haw!

That is what I'm talkin' about.

He nailed it!

That was amazing. Nice job, Comet.

I couldn't have done it without you.

[Giggles]

Aw, shucks.

Earth. I can't believe we made it.

Heh.

Whoa!

[Groans]

Oh.

Welcome home, space chimp.

[Trilling]

[Grunting, Groaning]

- [Gasps]

- Huh?

[Clears Throat]

I hate to break up

this strange reunion, but-

Zartog's back.

[Whimpering]

Kilowatt! No!

Comet. Remember the BananaBerry.

It worked on Malgor. It will work here.

[Sighs]

You're next. Any last requests?

Yeah. I'd like to make a phone call.

- Hmm?

- [Beeping]

Please stop!

[Yelping]

I'm... feeling... funny!

- [Beeping Continues]

- [Yelping]

- [Both Screaming, Slow Motion]

- [Zartog] No!

Yaah!

Wait! I still have so much love to give.

Well, that takes care of Zartog.

And our best scientists

and half of Mission Control.

And my best friend.

Hmm? Huh.

Let me see that thing.

[Beeping]

According to Einstein's theory...

you can double the particle velocity...

inverting the acceleration

and reversing time.

- [Beeping]

- Here goes nothin'.

[Giggles]

[Gasps]

[All Murmuring]

- It worked!

- You brought them all back.

[Chuckles]

That's our boy.

Good work, buddy.

Now that's what I call a magic trick.

[Jagu's Voice]

It seems we've been re-particle-ized.

[Bob's Voice]

Your voice sounds very weird.

[Senator's Voice]

Your voice sounds weird too.

[Kilowatt's Voice]

Their voices are mixed up.

[Trilling] I'm glad mine doesn't sound

like a girl's or something.

[Gasps]

Oh, no!

[Shrieking]

Comet. Can you take care of this?

- [Beeping]

- Already on it.

[Normal Voice]

Testing, testing.

Oh. Now, that is more like it.

I think the chimps just saved us.

Yes, and it appears he has just returned

from a second trip to Malgor...

with even more aliens.

Maybe the chimps should be

running the space agency instead of us.

That would definitely

free up more time for romance.

And ballet dancing.

Testing. One, two.

Testing. Testing. Okay.

Um, this project is officially... weird.

The ray gun thingy is canceled.

All right? Just cancel it.

Just focus on the terraforming mission.

And that's it. All right?

I'm going to eat an ice-cream sundae.

Thank you. Good-bye.

Comet, you saved us. You're a hero.

Can I call you "Captain Comet"?

Yeah! Who flew to Malgor and back

all by himself?

- You.

- Well, not entirely.

I did have some help-

from a very awesome copilot.

[Trilling]

I kind of feel bad about Zartog.

Really? You want him back?

Yeah. His toadlike ugliness and maniacal

pursuit of global domination...

was kind of entertaining.

[Chuckles]

Hmm. Maybe a teensy-tiny bit.

Okay. A teensy-tiny

bit of Zartog comin' up.

[Squeaky Voice]

I am Zartog!

Hear me... squeak?

What the heck?

[All Chuckling]

Vengeance will be mine!

[All Laughing]

[Panting]

- Ladies and gentlemen- [Yelps]

- [Crowd Cheering]

Yeow!

- Tonlght-

- [Whimpers]

In a speclal beneflt to support the

space agency and Save the Chimps Fund...

we have a very speclal surprlsel

Ta-da! Ha!

Introducing the monkey with the most...

the pimp chimp who's no wimp!

Put your opposable thumbs together...

for the one and only Comet!

- [Crowd Cheering]

- "The pimp chimp who's no wimp."

- I'll have to remember that.

- [Crowd Chanting] Comet! Comet!

Comet! Comet! Comet!

[Giggling]

[Crowd Oohing, Aahing]

[Ham]

Now, because you demanded it...

It's time for spln the chimpl

Hopefully, thls chimp

won't toss hls bananas.

[Crowd Gasping, Cheering]

- Is it me, or is this guy great?

- [Crowd Cheering]

Here you go, kid.

Can I really?

Oh! Thanks, Ham.

[Crowd Cheering]

Ready?

Oh, yeah. I am so ready.

Remember, Comet, keep your head up...

and reach for the stars.

[Crowd Gasps]

Whoo!

[Insects Chirping]

[Panting]

- No! Whoa! Uh!

- [Snoring]

[Snuffles]

- [Gasps]

- [Snoring]

[Zartog Whimpering]

[Yelps, Screams]

[Grunting, Groaning]

Huh?

[Whimpering]

[Whines, Yips]

- Nice poochie. Nice poochie.

- [Panting]

- [Barking]

- [Screaming]

[Yelping]

[Barking]

[Giggles]

[Whimpering]

[Yelping, Screaming]

[Giggles]

- [Screaming]

- [Barking]

[Yelping, Whimpering]

- [Barking]

- [Screaming]

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