Space Dogs: Adventure to the Moon Page #2

update about this moon ray immediately.

The CIA is prepared to brief you

on the situation in the situation room.

Sir, we think the Russian Space

Agency... Great! The president is back.

Caroline will be so excited

to see her father.

Oh, boy. She said she wanted him

to play with us when he got home,

but maybe he's too tired

after his trip.

Maybe he has

to go to the bathroom.

I sure do.

Ah! That's better.

I'll ask him

if he wants to play.

Pushok! Where are you?

The master has returned.

I better allow him to pamper me

or his day will not be complete.

Make way for the president's

favorite pussycat.

Meow!

We've only picked up

garbled signals, sir.

Huh?

But it appears the Russians

are definitely involved.

Did he say Russians?

Oh, no! Russians!

Did you hear that?

Russians!

We're totally doomed.

They went right

to the situation room?

- Oh, no. Do you think it's a situation?

- Of course.

That's the room

they have situations in.

Okay. Is it bad?

Yes. Of course it is.

In that room right now,

decisions are being made

that will effect the

fate of people, animals,

countries, the entire

course of history!

Oh!

Why, we could be poised

on the very brink of war.

Oh, no! War? You know what

happens during wars, don't you?

They bleed rabbits!

They make them into stews,

coats and hats and even socks!

I don't wanna be anybody's socks!

People always lose the left one!

War. What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing. Look!

It's a Russian! The Russians are

coming! The Russians are coming!

Forty-seven brothers and

sisters, and I'm first to go!

Hey there.

Save me!

What's up, guys?

Have you guys seen the president

around? I saw him come in.

Caroline wants to

see if he can play with us.

Huh? What?

Hey.

He's in there.

I'll get him!

- Come back!

- What is going on in there?

Stop him.

It's awful.

What's he doing?

Unspeakable.

Pushok just peed on the shoes

of the leader of the free world.

Stop him. He's

taking Jackie's vase.

- It's a security breach! Call the army!

- Stop him!

Call a dogcatcher!

I'll need your license, sir.

Can we talk this over,

Officer? You parked on my car.

It wasn't marked

"no parking."

How is your partner anyway?

I'm really very sorry

about this whole ordeal.

What the-

I'll take the ticket!

Well, I don't think we'll be

giving a repeat performance in that club.

I'm beginning to think letting you talk

me into show business was a bad idea.

Me too.

Where'd Lenny go?

He's telling Pig we're broke.

Piggy, my boy, it's time to

face a very unpleasant truth.

Despite all my hard work,

those apples you are eating

represent the total remaining hard

assets of this production company.

But we must not be downhearted.

We are thespians,

and the show must go on.

All we need is one lucky break,

one shiny piece of good fortune,

to turn our luck around

and get us back on our feet.

That's it!

In yonder fountain is the glimmer of

gold we need to rebuild our fortunes.

Or at least buy me a train

ticket out of this dumpy town.

Ugh! This water is cold.

You know, you could help.

I'll split the profits

with you, 90-10.

- Hmm?

- I tell you, Piggy, my lad, stick with me.

Fame and fortune

will soon be ours.

Well, mostly mine, but I am

the brains of the operation.

It's like my grand-rodent

used to say-

"Lenny, you'll never truly be a rat

until you go into show business."

My watch. Where's my watch?

Was anyone watching my watch

to see where it went?

You didn't eat it, did you?

Belka! Strelka!

Call the police!

Alert the National Guard!

Someone has stolen my watch.

It was a gift from my grandpa.

But you stole that.

Only to remember him by.

But that's completely

beside the point.

- What are we going to do?

- Well, we can help you look for it.

A phone. That's it.

I'll call the police.

The police love it

when rats call 'em.

That rat is one weird cat.

Lenny means well.

I've worked with him for years.

That's nice. But I've worked

with him for three months,

and I'm beginning to forget

what food tastes like.

Yes!

Hello! Can you hear me?

Is this the police?

I wanna report a robbery!

A grand theft!

A crime of the century!

Put out an APB! ASA-

All I hear is squeaking. Is this a joke?

Squeaking?

I'll have you know I am a handsome

male rodent with a pleasant baritone.

I should clean

your ears out with a plunger.

Hey, looks like

I hit the jackpot. Ooh-hoo!

Oh, how I missed you, my golden

darling. Oh, no. You can't get away.

Wait here, my shiny lovelies, while

I collect our little lost lamb.

Gotcha. Huh?

My money!

Don't worry, babies!

Daddy's coming!

I gotcha. I gotcha.

But who's got me?

Lenny sure is taking

his time. Hmm?

Hey, didn't there used

to be a phone booth here?

I think

something fishy's going on.

Maybe he made a collect call.

Oh!

Oh!

What?

Oh, no!

Where's my bag?

It just disappeared.

Vanished. Gone.

Oh, no, no.

- What was in it?

- Just every bone I ever saved.

Huh?

Belka, Strelka, where'd you go?

Where am I going?

This is not good.

I'm afraid of heights.

Now I'm higher!

Hello! Hello!

Is anybody there?

- I need help!

- Hello.

I am in the process

of being abducted!

If you'd like to make a call,

check the number and dial again.

I don't think you appreciate

the gravity of my situation.

Come to think of it,

I never appreciated gravity.

I need help!

Lenny!

No Lenny's here.

Hmm.

Whew.

Lenny!

I can't believe he's gone.

I thought a bad penny like

Lenny would always turn up.

Keep your eyes open.

Our sources say they were

performing somewhere around here.

Remember, Strelka, it's

always darkest before the dawn.

Yeah, that's because

of the lack of sun at night.

Over there. Is that them?

Yes. Stop the car.

No, don't stop.

It looks suspicious. Go. Go!

Now, turn around very casually.

Yes. We've got them.

What?

Halt! In the name of the

National Space Agency!

Kesha?

So, I have found you at last.

You were looking for us?

This is official business.

Huh?

Nice

doggies. Good doggies.

Belka, they have crazy eyes.

Are you space dog Belka,

also known as Bella Romanov,

also known

as Bella the Magnificent?

Uh, those are my stage names.

You know that.

And you are her friend Strelka.

Oh, Kesha, it's so good

to see you again.

You can help us find Lenny.

Put them in the car.

Hey!

Quit pushing!

What's going on?

We have much

to discuss on the way,

my former comrades.

Former?

Former?

Uh-oh.

Someone save me!

Um, save us?

Yeah, right. Us. Save us.

Well, mostly me.

Mr. President,

we are flying over New York

and expect to be at the Cape

in three hours.

Thank you, Colonel.

Pushok, look.

It's the Statue of Liberty.

I'm so glad Father said we could

come to the moon rocket launch.

Is it possible

to get seasick in a helicopter?

Why are you so clumsy?

Why are you so fat? Tell me that. Yeah.

Fat? I'm not fat.

I have an unfortunate

glandular condition.

And I expect

that explains the smell?

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