Space Dogs: Adventure to the Moon Page #3

Can I help it if airline

food disagrees with me?

Just be grateful I didn't

have a third burrito.

Just look at that. Pushok

rides in the lap of luxury

while we're stuck in here.

Ew.

Why did we even come

on this trip?

Because of him.

Get back here, you good dog.

I'm convinced

the situation with the Russians

will give me the opportunity

to deal with that pesky fleabag.

Really? We talked about this.

With these ears,

why don't you listen?

- Deal with Pushok how?

- I don't know yet.

But I'll think of something.

All personnel, we

are 16 hours from rocket launch.

All visitors are reminded

of security protocols

and asked to stay

in designated areas.

The president

and his staff have arrived

and are ready

for pre-launch briefing.

Thank you.

- I get nauseous. from traveling.

- And gas.

I have an irritable bowel.

- More like horri-bowel. I wanna sit by the window.

- No!

Pushok, we're supposed

to stay with Dad.

Wow!

Look at all this!

This is great!

Come on! We're going to be late.

I've never seen so many

spaceships in one place before.

Huh?

Wow!

Oh, boy!

Hey, not that way.

Hi.

Ugh!

Hey!

Let us go, my dear.

Huh? You don't

want to get fleas.

Pushok.

Fleas? What's wrong

with a few-

That's it.

The moon rocket. Cool!

Our plan is basically

to land on the lunar surface,

and then Captain Chip will

locate the Russian secret weapon

using the new moon buggy.

How confident are we

that Chip can actually find the moon?

There you are!

This is exciting.

Isn't this exciting?

I suppose it would be if one

was not from Paris. I am French.

Couldn't guess.

I'm Pushok.

What brings you

to the coolest place on Earth?

And where are you from,

Mr. Pushok?

From the White House.

I live in a house

with many colors.

I'm originally from Moscow,

but I'm staying

with the president's family.

My mom and dad are space dogs.

They're both real famous.

My mother is a lingerie model for

people who dress up pets inappropriately.

My father is

on the moon right now.

My father is also

a lingerie model.

That's weird.

We're French.

We're out.

I'm gonna take a look

around this place.

Do you wanna come check it

out with me? Oui. Why not?

Great.

I now have a plan

to send that dog

one way to the moon.

You're even more diabolical

than I thought. I like that.

Space Center visitors are

welcome to visit the tourist center.

Ha! Ha! Ha-ha!

I've got you now, Pushok.

What's that? Is this how they

train the space dogs, you think?

Let's try it.

Come on. Follow me.

This is fun!

- Do you think it's safe?

- Sure. How hard can it be?

It's all about confidence.

Being a space dog

must take lots of training.

It does.

But I've been practicing.

Come with me.

Just try to keep me away.

I hate puppy love.

What is this thing?

It's a flight simulator.

I've been in one lots of times.

Huh?

Power up. Engines on.

And away we go!

I always knew

I could be a space dog.

Oh, Pushok, you look so

dashing. You are a natural.

Hmm. What do

we have here?

Well, Stan, here's another

fine mess you've gotten us into.

I told you to hit the

green button. You hit red.

What do I know from buttons?

I'm a monkey.

Well, it's

probably for the best.

Yeah, anyone who gets in a

rocket with that crazy Chip

probably ain't ever coming back.

Really.

Hey, can you reach

the call button?

This is the longest I've ever

gone without scratching my butt.

You said "butt."

So, it seems the moon rocket

could use a new backup crew.

Hmm.

Interesting.

Huh?

Stop, stop, stop,

stop, stop, stop, stop!

Oh, dear.

I could help my dad if I

had the chance. I don't know.

It seems to me

flying a real rocket

would be much harder

and very dangerous.

Of course it is,

but that won't stop him.

Pushok has a date with destiny.

Can you keep a secret?

I happen to know that the

president has just announced

a new backup pilot for

tomorrow's rescue flight,

and it's gonna be

- Hold on a second.

It's Pushok.

Ooh, how wonderful!

Huh?

Did you hear what this

strange cat said? Mmm.

You have been chosen

for the mission. Shh.

You can go

and help find your father.

I have?

But how did that happen?

I personally explained

to the president

how much you wanted to go save

your father, and he agreed.

Oh? Wow! That's great!

Yes, of course he did,

but keep it to yourself.

It's all very top secret.

Shh.

Oh. Okay.

Sure.

Lenny, ol' boy,

you gotta stay calm.

You've been in worse situations

than this before.

Well, sorta.

At least I'm still alive.

Time for action!

Every great rat needs to admit

when he needs some assistance.

This is operator assistance.

Operator, hello. I need to make a

rat-to-dog call to either Strelka or Belka.

Tell them it's Lenny

and I need a lift home.

Would that be

a long-distance call, sir?

Huh? Uh, very long distance.

I need help!

I'm on the moon!

I've been stolen by aliens

or moon men or something.

They even took my watch!

I need help!

I wanna go home! Or anywhere.

Anywhere but here.

That call cannot

be completed at this time.

What? Okay.

Thanks, operator.

I'll try again after I just

faint from sheer terror.

- Thank you for using the phone company.

- You're welcome.

Belka, Strelka,

you've been brought to me to

volunteer for a very dangerous mission.

Are you asking us or telling us?

Your precious Kazbek

went to the moon

on a top secret assignment.

What? What's happened to him?

We think he was captured

by Americans

from their secret base

on the moon,

or perhaps

he's working with them.

Do you consider that

a possibility?

Kazbek? He's as loyal as it comes.

You think so, do you?

Kazbek has hijacked

the moon rover.

- Why would he do that?

- Don't play dumb.

She's not playing.

She really is dumb.

Let's us try another

approach. Sign here.

Why? I just want your autograph.

Be careful now. This is a

very big bomb. Okay. Ready.

Go ahead. Whoa!

Uh-oh. You're

swinging it a little bit.

Whoa!

Oh.

You just can't

get good turtles anymore.

Ladies, let us come

to an arrangement.

Simply consent,

as two good patriots,

to transport

an explosive to the moon.

And to show our thanks, we could

put you back in the spotlight.

Once a star, always a star, no?

How about a new European

tour? Perhaps even America.

Can we talk it over

with our agent?

Hello. Did someone up there

order 12 anchovy pizzas?

Is that the pizza I ordered?

I have low blood sugar?

You two ladies should

consider helping us.

If you do not, things may

become difficult for you.

Kesha, I'll go pay for the pizzas.

You look after these two, hmm?

Thanks a lot. "She's not

playing. She's really dumb"?

What do you want?

I was protecting you.

Oh, whatever.

Don't try any business that is funny.

I was told to keep an eye on you.

What lovely eyes they are.

You have movie star eyes.

- Really?

- And screen presence.

Well, I did sit by the back screen door

all the time when I wanted to go outside.

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