Space Dogs: Adventure to the Moon Page #4

Let me hear you bark. You know how

to bark, don't you? Just let it go.

- From the diaphragm?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But first you must find your

motivation, like a real actor.

What gets you mad?

Ooh! Being disrespected.

It's hard being small

in a dog-eat-dog world.

I completely understand.

You really like my eyes?

I've gone blind! My

beautiful eyes are useless!

And there's gum in my hair!

I think I'm being disrespected!

Guards! Guards! This is

definitely funny business!

- You were specifically told

not to be... What now?

I don't know. I thought you had a plan.

This would go

faster if I had a shovel.

Just keep digging.

Sorry.

Huh?

Aah!

Well done, men.

This tunnel will come

in handy tomorrow.

The moon looks so close.

I can hardly wait for tomorrow.

I'll find my dad and bring

him home. I just know it.

Oh, Pushok, you are very brave.

Mwah!

But isn't it dark

and scary up there?

I heard about

the dark side of the moon.

Someone named Pink Floyd

talks about it a lot.

My mom told me it's

important not to look down,

and one should also take

gravity and some air with them.

And you're weightless,

no matter what you weigh.

From here,

it is so very beautiful.

It's not the only thing.

Oh! I bet you say that

to all the poodles.

No, really, I mean it.

Oh, how sweet.

Aw, look at them.

It's so-

Be quiet.

Romantic!

This is a covert operation.

- What is it with you and romance?

- It's a rabbit thing.

Will you give me a sign

when you are on the moon?

If you wave to me from here.

Almost like you and I were, you know,

kind of like boyfriend and girlfriend.

Oui.

I think they're looking for us.

Ya think?

Let's go.

Load the

bomb carefully. Shh.

It's the only one we have.

I keep asking for more bombs,

but, you know, the budget cutbacks.

We must destroy

whatever force is up there.

It is unimaginably powerful.

Whatever it is, we cannot allow

the Americans to possess it.

Right.

Sir.

This bomb must launch

with the rocket, understand?

Uh-huh.

No. They can't.

- What's that?

- There is someone behind that vent.

Kesha, go and see who it is, and

kindly be quick about it. Yes, sir!

It's you!

- Well, what is it?

- Found them.

I need to lay down for a-

Aah!

Ooh!

This way. In here!

Oh, sure.

Now you've got a plan.

I've had all the fun

I can stand for one evening.

Ready to go home?

How does that sound?

I'm personally in love

with the idea.

Strelka, you know we can't go

home yet. We need to help Kazbek.

What? Did I hear you right? Is this on?

You heard them.

He's in danger.

There's plenty of danger to

go around. Look around us.

Everyone is trying to kill us.

But Kazbek's in trouble.

I guess I'll handle this myself.

Don't you hate

always being right?

There they are!

Huh?

Don't just stand there!

- Go get them!

- Here we go again.

Mush! ndale!

Follow me! I'll get

them! Come back here, you!

The rocket looks

even bigger today.

If only Fifi could see this.

Start preparations

for the Apollo launch.

What are you waiting for?

Nothing. It's just that

I didn't get to say good-bye.

Say it now.

"Good-bye." See? Easy.

Good-bye. Au Revoir.

Remember, your father

is counting on you.

You don't wanna

let him down, do you?

Let's go.

I'm stuck.

Whatever you do,

don't jump on me.

Ow! My irritable bowel!

Oh, what now?

Why do you keep asking me?

They're trapped!

We got 'em, boys!

- Oh, no, you don't.

- I got you, Belka.

Aah!

- Get off! They're getting away!

- All aboard!

Strelka, what are you

doing? Improvising.

Get them! They're escaping!

That way, stupid!

We've got you surrounded!

- Oh!

- Whoops.

- Aah!

- Ohh!

Look out!

Okay, this is not what I had in mind.

Oh, for-Huh?

Oh! Aah!

Look out, you fools!

Hold on, Belka. I got ya.

Glad you could drop in.

Aah!

Train's early.

Hmm.

That way! They're

headed for the launchpad!

Strelka,

that's the rocket up ahead.

I can't stop!

Ready to begin

final countdown for rocket launch.

- We've got to get on that rocket.

- Really?

Liftoff in ten, nine-

Kazbek needs help.

Eight, seven-

Okay.

Here we go again, again.

Six, five, four,

three,

two, one.

Ignition.

Lift off!

Ay, Yi, Yi, Yi!

Ew.

I did it!

I convinced them

to take the mission!

Why did you

not tell me immediately?

Well, I, uh, wanted to

surprise you. Are you surprised?

Well done, Kesha.

Perhaps I misjudged you.

Of course, this mission

must be kept totally secret.

And you will make sure of that. Sir.

Come on. Pull.

Ow! We made it.

There it is, Pushok, the

entrance to the rocket.

That? But why don't we

just use the capsule's main hatch?

Um, yes. Uh, special

security measures.

This is a top secret mission.

Today Earth will be a

safer place. I salute you.

Hurry. It's nearly

launch time.

That's it. In you go.

Wow.

All right, I'm in.

What do I do now?

Follow the pipes

into the rocket.

Go to the moon and

help your father. Hurry.

Right.

Go!

Ah, he's even stupider

than I thought.

Poodle, see that he gets

into the rocket and goes.

I am a presidential pup.

I don't do pipes. You do it.

It's a matter of fitness.

You fit. I don't.

Round peg, square hole. Understand?

But I'm with you in spirit.

Right away, sir.

Air compression at 50%.

Begin fueling procedure.

Fueling in process.

Tank is at 50%.

Proceed to seal the fuel tanks.

Aah!

Look out!

I must be an idiot

to listen to that cat.

That cat will

pay dearly for this.

Aah!

Uh-oh.

I'm getting out of here!

Every poodle for himself!

Right behind ya.

Five minutes to liftoff.

Astronaut

is boarding the rocket.

Good luck to our nation's

finest, Captain Chip Armstrong.

Ah ha ha! American ninja!

I appreciate the appreciation.

Glad to meet my soon-to-be

memento-buying public.

This one's for the ladies.

Mwah! Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Hey! You come to wish

me luck? Out of my way!

You're about to become

a celebrity space hero.

When you get back, it's gonna be

fame, fortune and product endorsifying-

the whole enchilada.

You know, this food isn't bad.

Near-death experiences

give me an appetite.

So the plan is we find Kazbek

and take him back to Earth, right?

Should be simple enough

from here.

Huh?

Is that another rocket?

What?

Uh-

Looks like the Americans

wanna start a space race.

They must be after Kazbek too.

Being a national hero

makes you get philosophical-like.

Why are we here? Where do we belong?

What is the purpose of it all?

- Why is there a dog floating around my cockpit?

- I'm Pushok.

Nice for you.

Here's the exit. Please leave.

Huh. I'd hold my breath and

aim for Earth if I was you.

I don't think you understand

what it is I'm doing here.

I'm your backup, your partner,

your number two.

Go outside if you gotta go

number two. Wait. My partner?

I'm a hero a-solo,

compadre.

Well, not anymore,

because here I am.

Do you know the first thing

about space travel?

You need a rocket. Hoo hoo

hoo! Ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo!

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