Space Dogs: Adventure to the Moon Page #5

But that was a easy one. Look, there's only

one decider on this mission, and that's me.

Get it?

Got it.

That's good.

Now, make me lunch.

Captain Chip, look there!

Well, would you look at that.

Someone trying to horn in

on my heroic solo mission. Ha!

Ooh hoo hoo ha!

Well, no one's gonna make a monkey

out of Mrs. Simian's boy Chip.

Gotta lose 'em.

What do I do, Captain?

Just do what I say

and say what I do.

Don't do that. That would get

annoying. Just pressify that pedal.

Got it.

Whoa!

Hey, are those bananas? Ew!

- Hmph.

- Don't they know bananas are dangerous?

- Someone could slip on a peel.

- Stop playing.

We have to find Kazbek

before anyone else does.

You're right.

It's all up to us.

Okay, let's light this candle.

Huh?

Huh? Hmm?

Yeah. I'm gonna be famous

and rich and-Huh? Aah!

We can't let them get

to the moon first.

Then I guess you better stop

driving like an old lady, partner.

Ooh! Ahh!

Ooh! Ooh! Yee-haw!

Aah! Whoo-hoo!

Oh, man! Whoo! I love my job!

Oh! Should've worn

that seat belt.

Yee-haw! Ha ha! Whoo! Ahh!

Look out!

Wahh!

Huh?

Oh, no.

Big rock! Big rock!

Don't worry, little space buddy.

I got this doggy roped and tied.

Yee-haw! Remember the Alamo!

That had better not

scratch the paint.

Whoo!

Uh, this is not good.

Aah!

Belka, you did it. We made it.

Next stop, the moon.

Nobody knows

the trouble I've seen

Nobody knows the sorrow

Well, at least

things can't get any worse.

I knew it was a mistake

the moment I said that.

Hey, maybe this is a good thing.

Maybe I can hitch a ride.

Hey! Hey, fellas! Little help?

Going my way?

Do a brother a solid?

Hey, hey, hey, careful up there.

Hello. Your

number cannot be reached as dialed.

Honey, tell me something

I don't know.

Just when you think your day

is as bad as possible, aliens.

Hey, what's that?

Could it be? It is. My watch!

My precious watch!

This is great!

Things are looking up!

I'm coming, baby!

Aah!

Ahhhhh.

Now, that's what I call-

Ha-a landing.

Grab your gear, little space

doggy. I'm gonna take a look around.

One small step for a monkey.

Hey, check it out.

I'm Moonwalking.

I declare this moon

a planet of the apes!

Monkeys of the Earth unite! You

ain't a monkey, but you can join me.

Yeah, I'm coming.

Just a minute.

I still gotta get my space legs.

Take your time, kid.

Ha ha! These are for the ladies.

Check out the moon, girls!

Hoo hoo hoo!

Hoo! Ha ha ha ha ho!

Look at the view!

Smell that air!

There's no air in space,

remember?

Of course I remember, little

space buddy. I was just testin'.

Okay, I want you to stay

here and guard the ship.

- I have hero-ing to do.

- Yes, sir.

What's that?

She's my baby, Gigi.

Not biological, of course.

Gigi, meet my sidekick, Pushok.

Pushok, meet Gigi.

She's very delicate, like

a flower that can shoot ya.

Okay, we are off.

Uh, okay.

I expect dinner upon my return.

Like what, Captain Chip?

Ah, surprise me.

Maybe something with banana.

Yes, sir.

Whee-oo!

Whee! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Ohh hoo hoo!

We made it.

We're on the moon.

All right, now the

thing to do is take things slow.

Okay, more careful than that.

Belka, look. Aren't these the

tracks from the moon rover?

That means Kazbek

must be this way.

But, Belka, it's not safe.

We don't know what happened

to Kazbek or if he's even-

Uh-Uh, I mean,

we need some sort of plan.

If Kazbek is here, then he

would find a way to survive.

- You know he would.

- Belka, be reasonable.

He could be anywhere

on the whole moon.

We have no idea where to start looking

for him. We can't just wander around.

I know what my heart feels.

Kazbek is this way,

and I'm gonna find him.

Okay. Fine.

Have it your way.

I'll follow you to certain doom.

But when we're both dead, I'm

never speaking to you again.

That sounds fair.

If my mom and dad

could only see me now.

Well, before this bit with the

bananas. When we first landed.

In the news tonight, government

officials still have no explanation

for the mysterious green beam that has

stolen many of the world's monuments,

though sources suggest

Russian agents may be to blame.

Now a word from our sponsor.

Huh?

Who's there?

Perhaps the wind?

But there's no wind in space.

And for my big next trick,

I'll make the moon rover

vanish into thin air.

But it should be

right here. And yet it's not.

This is why people don't go around

following their hearts instead of maps.

Hearts will get you lost

on the moon.

Oh, look. A rock.

We found a rock.

You're not being helpful,

Strelka.

Um, hello? Is someone there?

Captain Chip, is it you?

Captain?

Hold it right there.

Don't make a move.

Paws up.

But I have to move a

little to raise my paws.

I said don't move!

I've been waiting for a chance to

get the drop on you, alien scum.

Now, where's that robot of yours

and what are you doing on our moon?

Nothing. I'm just looking

for my dad.

Looking for your father

on the moon, huh?

A likely story. Turn around.

- Daddy?

- My son. It-

Is it really you?

Pushok. But how?

I'm a space dog now, Pop.

I came to find you.

My boy! My boy.

Secret weapon, where are you? I

can't destroy you if I can't find you.

What I need is some sort of

clue, no matter how small.

Whoa! Howdy, ma'am!

She's a big girl. Must be from

Texas. Oh, yeah. Moon selfie.

Ha! Hello!

Oh, this one's

front page for sure. Oh!

What is that?

Whoa! Oh! What is-

Hey, time to skedaddle, Gigi!

Whoo! Hey! Ooh!

Must be the rainy season.

That alien's definitely

around here somewhere.

I've been tracking it

since it grabbed my moon rover.

Real live aliens?

But what do you think they're

doing here? Probably an invasion.

That's the kind of thing

aliens like to do.

Is that an alien up there?

That doesn't look alien. It-

Hey, as a matter of fact, it-

it looks like it's

gonna land right on us!

Don't move.

Don't breathe. Don't be scared.

- How's two out of three?

- Maybe he won't notice us.

I think he noticed us.

Uh, hi.

Uh-

Did you hear something?

I thought I-

Hey, look at this.

Oh, wow! Over there! Look!

Oh, my.

It's all

the missing objects from Earth.

But why would anybody

just dump them all here?

- I don't

- Hey! It's the moon rover. It is!

That means Kazbek. Ooh, ooh,

ooh! Kazbek may be down there.

Whoa. Wait.

What if it's a trap?

I must find Kazbek.

He needs me.

I'm just saying we should take things

nice and slow, be a little bit careful.

There it is! My case!

Ah! That's the one!

No question about it.

- You're right. Let's go.

- Oh! Susanna

Don't you cry for me

I'm driving on the moon

with a laser on my knee

What is that?

Hide!

'Cause I'm comin' home a hero

and you'll throw a party for me

Whoo! Moon's a lot bigger

than I thought, I'll tell ya.

Whoo! Hey, I think

I found something to blow up.

Push this little switch here.

That comes out,

and then I spin this.

Oh, yeah! Come on, Gigi! It's

time for pop goes the weasel!

There it is. Time to make

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