Space Dogs: Adventure to the Moon Page #6

the moon safe for democracy.

Oh, no!

Kazbek might be in there!

- Hey, you, stop that!

- Whoa!

- Drop the weapon.

- More dogs. What is there, a kennel up here?

Okay, I'm willing to negotiate.

You let my son go, and I'll take it easy

Dad, where are we?

In the alien's lair, Son.

This is where

he, uh, brings everything.

My moon rover's

around here somewhere.

What's it doing

with all this stuff?

Why is there even

a monkey on the moon?

That's-That's just bananas.

You're barking up

the wrong tree, dog.

Besides, space dogs are so 1957.

Watch what you say

about dogs, monkey boy.

Are you two loco en la cabeza?

What have you done with Kazbek?

Let go. What's a Kazbek?

Uh-oh. Look.

What is that?

Whoa! This just

got real, dogs!

Jump!

My bag!

Okay, don't make me

go all ape on ya.

Hey! You treat Gigi proper now. She's

a lady and not insured. Take that!

Hey, where are we going?

Put me down!

Hey, watch it!

There it is! The hands of

time are just out of my reach.

Okay, that's it.

No more monkey business.

We're gonna settle this

Texas-style, mano a robo.

Hey, take your stinkin' paws

off me, darn dirty alien.

Hey! This is no way

to treat a space hero.

What are you doing?

Cut it out! Hey!

I'm getting dizzy! Whoa!

Excuse me, Mr. Monkey. Did

you say you are a space hero?

What? Uh, hello?

Hi. Pleased to meet ya.

The name's Lenny,

and I need a space hero.

Hello?

Kazbek, are you in there?

It's Belka!

Oh!

Huh?

Hey, you big tin can,

get away from my friend!

I mean it. You do not

wanna make me angry.

I can get sarcastic.

Ha! That's right. There's

more where that came from.

Okay, partner, time

to make tracks.

- You saved me.

- You know I've always got your back.

Look out! Whoa!

Huh?

Huh?

I think we know

where the alien went.

Look out! Incoming!

This way! Hurry!

Oh, no.

It's a dead end.

Wish you hadn't said

"dead end."

- This is the end of the show.

- It's not over until the fat doggy howls.

Yee-haw! Leave this

tin can to us, ladies!

Kazbek? Strelka, it's Kazbek.

Let's do this.

Systems to full power.

- Power up. Engines on.

- Target locked.

That's it, Kazbek. Show that big bully

he picked on the wrong Earth pups.

Ready, Son?

I was born ready.

Kazbek, be careful.

All I wanted to do was find my

husband and get back home to Pushok.

Why does everything

have to be so difficult?

Hey, up here.

That's right.

We have not yet begun to fight.

Give us your best shot,

you tin-plated alien menace.

- How do you like that? You want some more?

- Dad!

Whoa!

It's nice we're finally getting to

spend some father-son time together, huh?

We got him

right where we want him.

- We're going down!

- State the obvious much?

Ohh! I'm so over the moon.

Hey, do something!

I am. I'm falling

helplessly to my death.

Whoa!

So cool.

We won?

Huh?

Dude, how do you glow like that?

No, I won't hurt you. No,

wait! Come back! Come on!

Pushok, stop.

What are you doing?

Don't worry, Dad. I'll get him.

No, it's-it's not safe.

Pushok, wait for me.

You don't know

where that alien's been.

Chip! Chip, snap out of it!

This is no time for sleepwalking!

Huh? What?

Hey, look over there.

Is that the Russian moon rover?

This is what I've

been looking for.

Looks like

it's pretty busted up.

But-But that

was my mission.

I was sent to destroy

this here rover,

but that robot

went and did it for me.

How can I be a famous

space hero with no mission?

I don't know what to do now.

Don't let it get you down.

These things happen.

After all, you're still

the first monkey on the moon.

I can still be rich and

famous? Oh, absolutely.

That is, if you have

the right talent agent.

Hurry up, Strelka. We

have to help Kazbek.

Just a second.

- What? Oh, Belka, I found Lenny's watch.

- Lenny's watch?

How did that get up here?

That must be

why Lenny disappeared.

He must have been grabbed by that

robot thing, just like my suitcase.

But then where is he?

Oh. Oh, no.

He's been gone for hours.

And if he was brought up here

without a space suit, then-

Oh.

Oh. Poor Lenny.

Oh.

Please come back, alien.

My dad just needs to talk

to you. Oh, come on! Stop!

Pushok?

Wow, Belka.

Your family sure gets around.

Just stop! I promise

nobody's going to hurt you!

Oh, no.

Don't worry. I'll save you!

Help!

Thanks.

I know that was Pushok

I saw. He must be nearby.

What do you think, he ran away

to the moon? That's a bit extreme.

He's here. We

have to find him.

You just don't run

into people on the moon.

Well, speak of the devil.

Kazbek, are you okay?

I was so worried.

- What are you doing here?

- What is Pushok doing here?

Did he come with you?

I was as surprised to see

him as I am to be seeing you.

Hey, Strelka.

Hey, Kazbek.

Anybody else here I should know about

besides you two and the green guy?

Uh, there's a monkey

and a big robot.

And we located Lenny's watch,

so he may be here somewhere.

Can we have this

conversation a little later?

I'm trying to drive here.

- Where is my son?

- I think he's just up ahead.

When we get back, we'll book you on

television interviews, magazine covers.

Did I mention I usually get 70%?

Aha! I see Lenny.

He's with the monkey.

- Grab them.

- Got 'em!

Hey! Hey, is this a DeSoto?

Nice ride.

I can't believe it.

Belka. Strelka. Kazbek.

All my friends are here.

I've missed you all so much.

Yeah, Belka thought

we'd find you here.

Yes. Strelka found your watch.

I knew you couldn't be too far.

Oh, I could just jump for joy.

Don't.

Not a lot of headroom.

So, how did you end up here?

I'm reaching out

to the sky above

Making wishes

and dreaming of

The day that I'll be

with you again

The comets and stars

flying by me

I wish that somehow

they'd guide me

I need some help

I really need a friend

So please come take me away

I wanna go home

I've been here too long

Help me find a way

back where I belong

I've been here so long

I'm a little bit scared

A little bit tired and frail

So please come take me away

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

Do, do, do, do

Do, do, do, do

And then you stole the moon

rover and all this other stuff?

Why?

Pushok,

step away from that creature.

Dad? Mom?

Mom, you're here!

Pushok, you're safe! Mom!

My little boy.

Our brave hero.

Mom, Dad, he isn't dangerous.

He's just a lost alien child

trying to survive.

Just wants to phone

home, huh? A likely story.

But wait. He saved me.

He did?

Ow! Whoa, whoa. Whoa.

Yeah, yeah, hold it

closer, in the Earth light.

This may seem like an

unhealthy obsession to you.

But I don't care. I just

feel so naked without it.

Now we should all

get back to the ships.

We're bringing this lost

alien back with us, right?

That's not protocol.

There's a strict policy against alien species

traveling aboard Russian spaceships.

But it's only a child, and

no child should be left behind.

Maybe we can pass him off

as a lamp or night-light.

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