Space Jam Page #5

This is why l was born.

l thrive on pressure.

Excuse me, sorry.

Easy on the trousers, Daf.

Pardon me. Mr. Murray,

something's really been bugging me.

Just how did you get here?

Producer's a friend of mine.

Had a teamster drop me off.

That's how it goes.

You see this chunky fellow?

That's good!

Let's do it!

Play fair.

Don't choke now. Come on.

lt's gut-check time!

This must be mine.

l'm going this way! l'm going left!

Never trust an Earthling!

Get the girl!

Come on!

l'm open!

-That's mine!

-Not today!

Bring it on, dude.

You're mine!

l'm open!

Never mind.

The Tunes win!

Nice pass.

Great stretch at the basket too.

You really got some skills.

You could play in the NBA.

Thanks, Mike.

l'll probably quote you on that.

But l'm going to take this opportunity

to retire from the game.

Come on.

No,

l'm going to retire right now and that's it.

l'm going to go out undefeated.

That's how it will be.

-You go celebrate.

-Come with us.

l'd like to, but l have to ice down my

knees now. They're starting to go.

Good-bye.

See you.

You sure?

Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely.

-Losers!

-Sorry.

-Choke artists!

-Sorry again.

Wait till l get you back

on Moron Mountain.

The party's over! Get in the spaceship.

Why do you take that?

Because he's bigger.

He's bigger?

Than we used...

...to be.

What're you doing?

-Wait! What are you doing? Wait!

-Come here.

Had it in you all the time.

One thing. Pass me the ball, Bugs.

Give my friends their talent back.

Do we have to?

lt's part of the deal. Touch the ball.

Fair is fair.

Touch it.

That was so much fun.

l feel so...

...insignificant.

My clothes don't fit.

What a trip!

l'm up for another!

Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny?

We don't want to go back.

-We hate it there.

-lt stinks.

l was thinking, could we stay here?

Please!

Oh, brother.

l don't know if you guys

are looney enough.

Looney enough?

Do you know what time it is?

Seven-fift-- Seven-fift--

Quarter past seven.

You have a baseball game in 5 minutes!

Okay. Take this.

ls it safe?

Yeah, put it in my bag.

Let's go.

l enjoyed playing with you.

You've got a lot of....

Whatever it is, you got a lot of it.

Got to go.

Stay out of trouble.

You know l will.

Come here!

The delay is killing us.

Where's Michael?

Where is Michael?

He's not back from his other game.

What game?

What other game?

Ladies and gentlemen...

...Michael Jordan!

Guys...

...we suck!

My grandmother plays better.

You guys are still tall.

l'm nothing now. Just a short guy.

You're right.

That's the only thing you got right.

-Who's that?

-Who is it?

l don't know.

You've been getting beaten.

lt's Mike.

-What's up?

-Why're you here?

Don't be embarrassed.

Just face it.

You stink.

Lighten up.

l know.

You want your games back.

What games you had.

lt's hard enough as it is.

Give us a break.

l'm going to regret this.

Give me the ball.

lt's like ''Star Trek.''

Touch it.

No way, Jose.

You want your talent back? Just touch it.

-l don't know.

-Don't touch it.

You'll walk around with a bad game

for the rest of your career. Touch it.

Careful, Pat.

We've tried everything else.

Come on.

Touch it.

The rest of you.

Just touch it.

-What was that?

-l liked that.

l caught it!

Look at Mugsey handle the rock!

l can handle it again!

That's the old Mugs l know.

Yeah, get height now!

lt gave me my powers back!

Let me show you something.

The Round-Mound is back!

Want to see something?

That felt good!

-l got it.

-You got it. Yeah, baby.

Stay.

Play some 3-on-3 with us?

l don't think so.

You going to work on your swing?

Leave the baseball player alone.

He doesn't play basketball now.

He probably doesn't have it anymore.

Do you hear them?

They don't think you can play the game.

There's one way to find out.

The Chicago Bulls is

proud to welcome back...

...Michael Jordan!

What's the matter?

Larry could have been me.

Will you get off that kick? lt's over.

lt's done with. You can't play.

Let's go, Bulls!

Well, that's all, folks!

That's my line.

Step aside, Babe. Let a star do this.

That's all--

That's all, folks!

Can l go home now?

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