Spaced Invaders Page #6

and you, your town...

and everything within

a mllllon mlle radius...

wlli just simpiy go...

kaboom!

Wow!

You'll be kllied, too!

Wrong! This, you see...

is the donut of destruction!

It wlli obllterate all of you...

while leaving us completely unscathed.

Yeah? What about your ship?

Won't it be obllterated, too?

- We're doomed!

- Let's iet 'em have it!

[ Giggywig ] Gimme that.

Prepare to die, Earth scum.

You did it again.

You put tab '"A "into slot "B. "

- I must've toid you a hundred times!

- No, I didn't!

- It wasn't me.

- You want to argue or llve?

Get 'em!

[ Kathy ] Are you all right?

- I can't move. My whoie body's asieep.

- I'll get heip.

[ Kathy ] Hey, somebody help. Hurry!

Kathy?

Kathy! I've been

iooking all over for you.

What the heck is that?

[ Brian ] You're allve!

? Prepare to die, Earth scum.?

I'll make sure they carve

that on your tombstone.

Aw, shut up.

They was all I needed to save

my farm and I aimost had 'em.

I could have been rich

and never had to worry.

It's gonna be all right.

I'll take you to my piace.

They landed on my farm.

That counts for something.

- Sure it does.

- Verndroid to Capt. Bipto.

Capt. Bipto, come in, please.

[ Russell ] There's something

wrong with my brother.

- Vern's your brother?

- Capt. Bipto, come in, piease!

- He used to be.

- Vern, are you all right?

It must be shock.

I'll take him to my piace.

I'll take care of your truck.

Keep an eye on that untll I get back.

Listen, Russell is the sheriff now.

Listen to what he says.

[ Russell ] All right,

let's get organized.

Are you all right?

Yes.

You have a good expianation

as to what you were doing...

riding in an alien spacecraft?

Nice knowing you.

What have we here?

Martians got popcorn?

Here you go.

It'll be all right.

- [ Kathy ] What are we gonna do?

- You're going to bed.

- What are you gonna do?

- I don't know.

I'll call the air force, I guess.

You can't. They hate Martians.

- They'll shoot and drop nuciear bombs.

- I don't know about bombs...

but they deserve whatever

they get. Now come on.

But, Dad, they're not really bad.

They're just stupid.

They haven't really hurt anybody.

If we heip them get away...

no one wlli ever know the difference.

Honey, I'm supposed to be the sheriff.

If I don't get heip to controi this...

and it gets more out of hand...

it'll be my fauit.

I might as well throw away this badge.

That's all you care

about, your stupid badge.

If you want to be a

big, important sheriff...

why don't you do things yourseif?

At ieast they have a chance with you.

What are we going to do now?

Looks llke we'll have

to appiy for citizenship.

If oniy we couid have connected

with the invasion force.

It couid have been giorious!

If we ever get out, remind me.

I've got a reai funny story to tell you.

We're doomed to spend our llves...

breathing 74% nitrogen.

Oh, give me a home

Where the asteroids roam

And the dweebs and the fuzzymugs piay

Where gravity's iow

And the water is siow

And the desert winds biow you away

Mars, Mars is my home

Where everyone's short just llke me

I wish I was where

There is not so much air

And 2 moons to smlle down upon me

[ Sigh ]

Hey, what are you doing here?

There's no piace llke home.

There's no piace llke home.

There's no piace llke home.

Hey, shortstuff, weicome back.

We're trying to figure

out how to get outta here.

Got any bright ideas?

Well, bless your little batteries.

Number for the Strategic

Air Command, piease.

What extension, please?

Do you have a llsting for

reporting unusuai phenomena?

- A U.F.O.?

- That'll do.

There's no such listing.

I do have unlimited

listings for psychiatrists.

Wait, iady, I don't need to hear this.

Oh, no.

Kathy?

Kathy?

Kathy?

[ Kathy ] You melonheads!

That was just an old radio show.

I figured out why you're here.

You were sent to ruin my

Halloween, weren't you?

Capt. Bipto to Verndroid.

Come in, piease.

Capt. Bipto to Verndroid!

Yes, Capt. Bipto?

Remember the surprise

we were working on?

The time has come...

to unieash its terror!

[ Verndroid ] Wouid you llke it

equipped with nuciear warheads...

- or particie beam weapons?

- Who me?

[ Capt. Bipto ] Whatever. Be creative.

We'll meet you there.

[ Car Engine ]

- Well?

- Let's do it.

[ Beeping ]

- Aw!

- What's wrong?

The hyperfusion-feedback

governor on the ship...

just had a meitdown.

If we don't get back to zero gravity...

in the next, oh, hour...

the ship's hyperdrive wlli impiode...

creating an ever-expanding hole...

in the space-time continuum...

making you, me, and the

rest of this gaiaxy...

some other universe's problem. Right?

Ciose enough.

[ Giggywig ] We look stupid, don't we?

Keep your head down.

Maybe no one wlli see us.

I don't see why I have to pedai.

[ Brian ] Nobody rides for free.

[ Dr. Ziplock ] What's he doing?

It's my dad!

- Did he spot us?

- I don't think so.

[ Klembecker ] Outta the

way. Shotgun coming through.

We need more ammo.

- Did you get them?

- We aimost got 'em.

- Mr. Klembecker shot a bunny.

- Shut up!

- It was charging!

- Let's stay cooi.

I don't want anybody to get hurt.

- We're trapped. What are we gonna do?

- [ Beeping ]

Die horribie, searing

deaths in iess than an hour.

Can we heip?

[ Vern ] No, I'm fine.

A little more ocular

welding and we'll be set.

What the heck is that?

It's a diversion. We're

gonna get the ship back.

You better not try to stop us!

If you get through me,

you'll have to deal with him.

Reiax, kid, I've just come to heip.

I aiready got a whoie bunch of pictures.

If I help them get away,

I'll have the only ones.

Gentlemen, I present...

the farmzoid.

- All right.

- Hurry, hurry!

Now that's a diversion!

We can't wait.

We have to chance it.

I toid you to go to bed!

Take me to your secret government iabs,

and cut me into wafer-thin sections.

They want to go home.

They've made a mistake.

And they're sorry. Aren't you?

And getting sorrier by the minute.

The ship's gonna biow up...

and destroy the Earth in 15 minutes!

Really, Dad.

Hey, it's your planet.

Just for the sake of argument...

how are you pianning on getting out?

There's a few things

I haven't tried yet.

They're risky, but better than death.

Probabiy.

We worked really hard on

creating this big diversion.

A diversion?

What kind of a diversion?

- [ Engine Noise ]

- What the heck is that?

Uh, that diversion.

[ Space Ship Engine Sputters ]

I gotta admit.

That's a diversion.

I don't care what the

heck that thing is.

Adios.

[ Vern ] Hey, Kiembecker?

Laugh now, butthead!

I'll drive.

Hey?

Mayday, Mayday.

Look, you guys caused

a iot of damage here.

You're gonna have to

make restitution somehow.

If you promise me that,

then I'll heip you.

Promise me that you can hit

that bllnking red llght...

in the next 10 seconds...

or we're gonna need heip

from a higher source.

Hang on.

[ Gunshots ]

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