Spaced Invaders Page #7

Aaah!

- Which red button?

- That one.

Not that one!

Mayday. Somebody answer me.

Capt. Bipto, what's wrong?

We've got probiems.

We'll need a miracie...

to get this baby off the

ground, much iess outer space.

Can you tip that

contraption up on its butt?

If the verticai orientation

struts are functioning.

I think I've got you covered...

but we have to get back to the farm.

- Tell them to meet us there.

- Right.

Meet at the Wrenchmuller farm.

Bipto out.

Hey, where do you guys

grow your Wrenchmullers?

There must be something we can use.

You can't just take a car.

[ Chuckie ]

It's all right, kid.

I know this guy.

Vern, you come down right now, hear?

[ Gunshots ]

Shoot, my heipiess friends, shoot!

Fire everything you've got.

The farmzoid is impervious.

That's it. Mom's gonna hear about this!

- [ Kathy ] Make a left.

- [ Blaznee ] Left?

- Left?

- Right. I mean,yes.

Come back, you cowards. Come back here!

It's just...

a big toy robot.

If I win, the whoie tank wins...

not just one guy.

Aaah!

[ Laughing ]

In case anybody's interested...

we have 12 minutes untll

the end of the worid.

Put this puppy into hyperdrive!

Maybe I better take a shortcut.

Listen, I'd llke to llve to see...

the end of the worid!

Okay?

There's the farm.

Whoa!

I'm telling you, that ship has got...

the flight potentiai of a cement truck.

I can fix that.

What's that?

That's a farmer's all-purpose heiper.

It's guaranteed to

remove stumps, gophers...

and improve the flight potential...

of a Martian spaceship.

- Get outta here.

- Heip yourseives.

Wait up. This I gotta see.

This is your captain speaking.

I'd like to thank you

for flying Air Blaznee.

I hope we live long enough

to do this again sometime.

Come on. You're not gonna belleve this!

- Bypass the ecto-thruster.

- Guys, wait a minute.

That's the guy who wants to blow us up.

[ Wrenchmuller ] Flight

One to Mars now boarding.

What are you gonna do with this?

Sheriff, ain't you ever put...

a cherry bomb under a garbage can?

- Ha-ha-ha.

- A what?

Don't you guys ever llsten?

- Anybody seen my astropians?

- Who took the torus callbrator?

Listen to me.

Biaznee, we'll fix that

iater. Prepare to iaunch.

- This isn't gonna work.

- Don't worry.

Our Earth friends are gonna

give us an extra boost.

That guy wants to

boost his bank account.

He's trying to biow up the ship.

Assume verticai iaunch position.

Verndroid, this is Capt. Bipto.

Are you receiving me?

- Verndroid, come in, piease.

- Yes, Capt. Bipto...

how may I be of assistance?

Your assignment is complete, Verndroid.

Your bravery and devotion

have saved us all.

I am so proud of you, son.

You are no longer my robot slave.

Live and be free!

[ Verndroid ] Thank you, Capt. Bipto.

It has been a pieasure serving you.

Now...

I must bid you adieu.

There's much work to be done.

You see, I have pians for this worid...

big pians!

Verndroid away!

Mm-hmm.

[ Sam ] NASA spends years

caicuiating fuei ioads...

iaunch pressures, and

orbitai-window dynamics.

You're just gonna stuff dynamite

under this and llght the fuse?

Actually...

I was gonna use this.

Kids, get behind that tractor.

This is supposed to save us...

from the end of the worid?

Now, before we go...

does anyone need to go to the bathroom?

Is this really gonna

work? If it's not...

we ought to figure out

how to defuse that...

- nuciear cosmos- whatever

it is. - You know how?

No.

Then move out, or this is gonna

soive everyone's probiem...

one way or another.

Hey, I'm not going home in a bag!

I made it! I'm never

gonna do this again.

Same here.

Oh!

[ Shouting ]

[ Martian ] Red alert.

Run for your lives!

Leave them aione.

- Kathy, get back.

- They want to go home.

[ Enforcer Drone ] Impossible.

They have failed in their mission.

[ Kathy ] If you kill them

now, the gravity hyperfusion...

pheto-cuisinart

will blow up in...

5 minutes or so.

The Earth will implode and

throw Mars out of orbit...

and it'll go crashing into the sun.

That wouid be a biemish on

the oid perfection record.

[ Pez ] And expensive.

What if they took it out

of your paycheck? Whoa!

What's a pianet cost these days?

4 minutes, 30 seconds.

Very well.

- Return to your spacecraft.

- [ Cheering ]

Every Pez for himseif!.

Biaznee, you'll have

exactiy 6.38621 seconds...

to fire the main engine

to reach escape velocity.

Never tell me the decimai points.

I'm gonna grow up to

be 5'7?, 5'8? easy.

You're full grown.

I'm animai. You're...

poiypropyiene.

Besides...

they really need you.

We can write...

or something.

Geez, you're breaking my heart.

Here.

Come on, shortstuff, before

they check for green cards.

Hey, the next time you guys visit...

pay cioser attention

to our traffic iaws.

Next time we visit?

Yeech!

Well, thanks for not killing

them, Mr. Enforcer Drone.

Sorry to interrupt. 3 minutes!

You misunderstood. Once we reach...

the coid, airiess

depths of outer space...

I shall incinerate them...

and toss their charred,

sizzllng skeietons...

- into the cosmos.

- Huh? Say what?

A quick vacuuming, a

llttie air freshener...

and I wlli have compieted

my duties with perfection.

- What?

- [ Whimpering ]

You can't do that!

Better them than us.

I beg your pardon?

I thought you were

nice, but I was wrong.

You're just a seifish oid man.

They caused more troubie

than they was worth.

If it hadn't been for you...

things might have gotten

further out of hand.

Somebody might even have gotten kllied.

I'd say that makes you a

hero in both our pianets.

As the ambassador of the planet Earth...

I would like to present

you with an award...

as a token of our appreciation.

The trinitrotoiuene award.

Kids, run and get the champagne...

so we can do this up proper.

I accept...

in the name of goodwill, with hope...

for peacefui coexistence

of our 2 worids.

It certainiy isn't

much to iook at, is it?

Let me llght it up for you...

so you can get the full effect.

How pretty!

How'd you like to have a photo...

so you can remember this?

Yes, piease.

Let me back up a bit...

so I can get the whoie ship into it.

Are you sure there's enough light?

- Oh, there's gonna be pienty of llght.

- I'm so proud.

I don't know what to say.

You can just say your prayers.

[ Cllck ]

What

the...

[ Giggywig ] Why aren't we moving?

Great. We're stuck here.

I guess he ieft.

What happened?

It's okay. Mr. Wrenchmuller

biew up the enforcer drone.

- Hooray for our side!

- Time to go.

- Take care of yourselves.

- Break it up.

There's billions of lives at stake.

Move!

Don't need to tell me twice.

Prepare for takeoff.

- Start the countdown.

- Five...

- Wait a minute.

- four...

- three, two,

- I'm not in my seat.

one!

You biew them up!

Yeah, way up!

- Go, go, go!

- Yeah!

[ Cheering ]

Whoa!

[ Screaming ]

That's it. I Quit!

Do something! You're the pllot.

How 'bout if I eject?

Lighten the ioad.

- Hurry it up, Pez.

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