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at an illegal border crossing.

A 23-year-old

Macedonian girl died

while a group of illegal immigrants

tried to escape a police patrol.

The girl fell off a cliff.

The investigation will show

if it was an accident

or suicide out of despair.

The immigrants have already been

placed in the center

for deportation of foreigners.

They are going to be returned

to the Croatian authorities.

Last year 35,000 illegals were captured

and in the first three months

of this year

by the Slovene police.

And now the weather report.

This afternoon it will be

clear, partly cloudy.

In the following days

we expect clear

and cold weather.

F***, it's not accelerating

like it should!

Don't give me that!

You don't have the guts.

I'm joking, you're good kid.

You need to work on your bend,

lean backwards!

- How was it?

- Perfect Geri! Perfect!

- Okay, Pigl, here's 200.

- Hey, man, just 200?

The boss said 200.

Look how much money you have.

And you give me just 200?

Pigl, come on.

Okay, but next time it's going

to be 300. Bye.

Come on, Pigl!

- Are they all gonna fit?

- Yeah, we can fit even more.

Come on kid, close it up.

Did I tell you that for four years

Ludvik Zajc was

a test smoker

for a tobacco company?

Every month

they would send me

and a questionnaire.

I had to fill it out with information,

like the combustion of the tobacco,

humidity, taste, filter

and all that stuff.

Yeah,

each month 3 boxes free.

Ludvik Zajc was also

an elementary school champion

of rock 'n' roll dancing.

In former Yugo.

- Come on, you're joking.

- Yes, yes.

In 19977 in Tuzla.

Bravo bravo bravo.

Don't you stop in Ljubljana!

We've got the deal down there.

The warehouse is

packed here. Got it?

- Okay!

- Bravo.

- We are at the border, Rajc.

- Yeah, here everything's cool, too.

We're going to Ekrem's

to eat burek later, okay?

Are you buying?

No problem.

I'll also buy you a cold beer.

Okay. Right on.

F***, it stinks in here!

You're all right, son.

You're all right.

Bye, stay cool!

I tell you,

when my son was born,

he got on my nerves.

- Mine too.

- You must be joking!

I'm not.

Now he's 11 and I love him a lot.

Good.

Mine is still getting

on my nerves.

Ekrem! Give us more burek!

I heard your wife

died of cancer.

What can you do?

The guys from Ljubljana

are fun, aren't they?

They're cool, yeah.

Wanna go to a party with me?

The 45th anniversary

of the Auto-Motor Club in Krsko.

I don't know.

I don't know anybody there.

So what? I don't shoot sh*t

with anyone myself.

They are all drunk

by now anyway.

- Come on, just a drink.

- I don't know.

What's up with you? Are you

embarrassed to be seen with me?

Okay. Let's go!

Yeah! Let's go!

Hi, Ludvik! Good to see you.

Pity you didn't make it

to the celebration.

Bravo. Good night.

Are you still angry

with everyone, or what?

I've been working. I had better

things to do than celebrating.

Watch now!

We all got a golden watch

from the club, everyone except you.

- Good for you. You too, Kreso?

- Me too.

Good. Good.

Was it today?

Yeah, today at the celebration.

Who gives a sh*t, anyway?

F***, Angela!

You'll give me a blow job

when I say so,

not when you want to!

Who are you?

I'm from Kremen.

I've moved to Krsko.

I came with Ludvik Zajc.

- You threw up?

- Yeah.

My eyes are all red.

Sh*t, look at me.

You look just great.

Got a car?

Thank you!

Sh*t! You f***ed up my zipper.

What, what are you

looking at?

Nothing.

Isn't it enough that you

took advantage of me drunk?

- You wanted it yourself.

- Wanted it? Oh, sure.

Is Ludvik Zajc your friend

or what?

Yes.

He had cancer, didn't he?

What, you didn't know?

He's your friend all right.

I didn't know.

I know his wife...

We've just become

friends, you know.

Don't you say anything

about what happened here!

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Darko, Darko.

- Hi, Ludvik. What can I get you?

Give me something to eat

and a glass of wine.

Good.

Thank you.

Did you f*** her?

Who is she?

A nice chick.

She likes speedway.

I didn't know

you had cancer too.

Are you all right now?

Darko! Bravo.

Me and Gisela got it almost

at the same time.

Only I made it,

with urinotherapy.

She wouldn't try it.

Every morning I drank it

on an empty stomach.

My own piss.

There's so much of it

around here.

It's because of the nuclear plant,

I'm telling you.

They say

not much more than elsewhere.

Yeah, right.

You think they are gonna

survive till London

- stuck in there like this?

- Most of them do.

How long does it take

to get there?

I don't know.

Two or three days. It depends.

Say hello to the Queen!

From whom?

From a retired

Slovene racer or what?

I can see you are

a very funny man.

- Bye.

- Bye.

I've been calling her

for two days

and she doesn't want to answer me.

F***ing b*tch.

- Ludvik Zajc?

- Yeah, that's me.

Smoking is strictly prohibited!

I'm sorry.

- Angela?

- Yeah.

- Hi, it's Rudi.

- Hi.

- Listen...

- What do you want?

I wanna see you. Urgent.

Okay. Right. Come over now.

I can't. I'm in Ljubljana

right now.

Okay. In one hour then.

At the railway station.

- Why at the railway station?

- Because.

I've got trouble with Geri.

Okay. That's cool for me.

The international train

from Croatia going

to Sevnica, Zidani Most,

Ljubljana, Kranj, Austria

is arriving at platform 2.

The number is not available now.

Please try later.

You motherf***er!

You let them go on the freeway!

- You f***ing idiot!

- Who?

You are asking who?

These ones here!

On the freeway!

- These were yours I'm sure!

- They were not,

- I swear to God!

- You f***ing liar!

Why don't you believe me?

I took mine to the border!

Don't you lie to me!

Rajc told me he lost you

somewhere on the freeway

and you never called again!

You motherf***er!

I trusted you

and you f*** it up like this?!

I was in a shitty mood.

I was shitting in my pants

and I let them go there.

What the f*** then?

Don't do that, Rudi.

It's not professional.

Maybe it's better

our cops caught them.

Better than ending up

like spare parts over the border

or ending up like whores.

Don't you ever f***

with me again!

Understand?

Got it?

- Got it?

- Yeah!

You're not going to

drive alone anymore.

I don't give a sh*t...

even if I never drive again.

I won't have to put up

with your farting anymore!

Look at you!

Look at the mess you live in!

You stinking sh*t.

At least I'm honest.

I can look into anyone's eyes!

My conscience is clean!

What about you?

- I'm not driving anymore!

- I've got tears in my eyes!

As if I didn't have dozens

waiting to take your place!

You jerk!

Everyone pisses you off!

That's the only emotion

you've got anyway!

What the f*** do I have to

listen to you for?

Who the f*** are you?

Don't let me

catch sight of you again!

And don't you say

a word to anyone, otherwise...

I'll cut your balls off!

I'll gouge out your eyes!

Motherf***er!

Then I'll wrap you up

and I'll send you home to Mommy,

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