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you scumbag!

You won't f***

with me anymore!

What's up, guys?

No action?

No chicks? No action?

Hey, everything's on me.

For these chicks too!

Here you are!

Hi, legend!

You're not asleep, are you?

No. What do you want?

I know I'm an idiot.

But I'm sorry anyway.

Did you want

to tell me anything?

Did you really f*** me over?

- You're stupid, Rudi!

- Yes, yes. Did you tell the boss?

No.

I don't have anyone else.

I only have you.

I'm sorry.

Stop whining.

Be a man!

- Sh*t. I'm really sorry!

- Come on.

Don't you ever do that again!

Understand?

Yeah.

Let's meet at

the swimming pool tomorrow.

We'll have a beer.

At 11:
00, okay?

Great. Thanks.

Again, I'm sorry.

I told her I wouldn't go out

with a bimbo like her.

I told her to f*** off!

Then she calls me, says she's

going to slash her wrists.

She can do it for all I care.

Stupid slut.

- Women are like that!

- They're all the same!

It came back.

What did?

Are you joking with me?

Not now.

What are you going to do?

Well, I'll drink my own piss

every morning... again.

What can I do? After the race,

we have a job to do.

Good evening, Krsko!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome to the final-race night

of the Slovenian

championship for singles.

The competitors of today's

final race are the best riders

in Slovenia including

our Krsko ace Geri More.

- It looks like rain.

- Naw.

Are you sure?

Absolutely.

She was nuts

about cream cakes.

She died really young.

Was it hard on her?

It was quick.

A couple of months.

When she couldn't

bear it any more,

she committed suicide.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the rider in the white helmet

is Gerhard Geri More

from the AMC Krsko.

In this final race,

he's starting at position C.

Is this the race of

a new Slovenian champion?

And the winner is

Geri More, AMC Krsko!

Gerhard More is

the new Speedway champion!

Not since Ludvik Zajc

has the national championship

gone to AMC Krsko!

Well done!

- What's up?

- Nothing.

Nothing? You've been

working on her so long

and there's nothing to say?

So she'll have something

to remember Slovenia by.

When Ludvik Zajc

used to race for Slovenia...

to me and Krznaric they...

Come on, Zajc.

Give us a break.

We've heard

that a million times.

I can't f*** black chicks.

They don't turn me on.

I'm gonna drive. Come on!

F***! I can put seven,

eight Chinese guys in there

- without a problem!

- F*** them, the little shits!

Motherfuckers!

The boss said we're going to be

driving in daylight more often.

- Yes?

- Yeah.

Daylight is less suspicious.

I read in the newspaper

this morning

that a refugee carried

They also smuggle.

Yes, all those f***ers who

smuggle drugs ought to be killed!

- All of them!

- Those criminals!

- What's up?

- Where are you Rajc?

I'm about to turn

towards the border.

- I'm already empty.

- Okay. Wait for me there.

- Why?

- Just wait for me.

- Everything okay?

- Yeah.

What are you doing here?

- What's up?

- "What's up?"

Oh, sh*t.

The jerks suffocated!

What are we

going to do now?

Let's dump them

in the water!

- Come help me!

- Come on, Rudi!

Come and help me! Sh*t!

- Come on, Drago, come on!

- Yeah, I'm coming.

Oh, f***.

- Gianni!

- Hi!

- Hi! What's up, Gianni?

- You know.

It's hard to be the only

punk rocker in Krsko.

Come with us.

Have a beer!

Some other time.

I'm working tomorrow.

Just one beer.

I have to go to work

at the factory.

- Come on!

- I've got to go.

- Next time. Bye.

- Yeah, right.

- How was work today, guys?

- We just got off, you know.

Business is business.

Ludvik, you are

such a nice guy.

Nice enough to marry.

Come on Sonja. Stop messing around

and give us two beers.

No, I'm serious. Look!

You're single, I'm a widow.

Why don't we get married?

We'd have one less problem.

Sonja, you know how it is.

At school dances,

I never had a partner.

What can you do? Once you're

married, you're always married.

I was just joking.

Come on, guys,

it's on me.

Cheers.

Cheers.

What next?

I thought we might be together.

Now that Geri knocked you up,

you want us to be together?

- Geri says it's not his.

- What do you mean?

Well, he says

he always pulled out in time.

Spare me the details,

will you?!

I thought maybe you might

have slipped that time?

Now I'm guilty again, or what?!

Oh, don't f*** with me!

- How are you?

- I'm okay.

- I meant...

- Oh, that. I wouldn't know.

Even if I stop it now,

I'll probably have to live with it

inside me

for the rest of my life.

- You should stop smoking.

- I did.

Then I forgot I did.

Oh, no, you did it again!

What a stench!

- Here's 300.

- The daily fares are going to cost 400.

Pigl, don't f*** with me.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Here I am again!

- 1000!

You already took me to

the Italian border. But they caught me.

- What the f*** can I do?

- Remember?

- That nice Macedonian girl?

- Yeah, the Macedonian?

Go on, get in!

- Hey, boss!

- What?

- You know...

- What?

...this kid, he's been

dead for three days.

- Are you f***ing with me?

- I swear! He's dead.

He's started stinking.

Get rid of him, will you?

Come on, man!

Sh*t.

Sh*t.

Sh*t.

Who knows where

that Macedonian girl is?

I bet she's better off

than she used to be.

ATTENTION!

BORDER CROSSING:

I pity them,

all those who want

to go to f***ing Europe.

- This sh*t is killing me!

- What?

Europe.

I hope that

as long as I live

Slovenia doesn't join

the f***ing European Union.

Yeah, then we'd be

out of business.

A united Europe was

already Hitler's project.

His methods were a little rough,

but the goal was the same.

They were pretty extreme!

Yeah, what do you expect

from an Austrian?

Austrian?!

I thought he was German!

He was Austrian, 100%!

A few moments till the start.

And... go!

- Hi. I'm Mare.

- Hi! Got a driver's license?

We leave at midnight.

Branko Babic is still leading.

A few meters to go.

And the first to cross the lane

is Branko Babic, Slovenia!

So the story of

the success goes on...

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