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a swervy goddess with a sneaky

little smile on her face.

She always looked up to

no good and usually was.

But even I have to admit,

there's an addiction

to the kind of attention you get

from a girl like Nella Kingsberry.

- You okay?

- Yup.

- Swear?

- I swear.

- Oh, my gosh, my entourage

looks so beautiful!

You guys, I'm so excited!

I'm gonna be spoiled tonight, right?

- Of course!

- Don't worry, princess.

We have a Nella-spectacular night planned.

- Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited!

Oh, are we going to Amici's,

because I hinted it way too many times

for you guys to miss that.

- I think you'll like what

we have planned better.

You know, I know you.

- Yes, you do.

Oh, my gosh!

Do you remember senior prom there?

- Unfortunately.

- That's where you got

your nickname.

Memories.

- Okay, get her!

- Get what?

Oh!

No!

Guys, no!

This is not, no.

I spent a lot of money on this outfit.

- Nella, it's a rite of passage.

You have to wear it.

- Oh, my gosh, this looks terrible.

I'm not promising at all.

- Oh, you just wait.

- Okay, fine.

So why are we here?

- Just a little pregame

before the big stuff.

Calm down.

- How long are we gonna be here?

- All night, b*tch.

- Look, it is all going to be fun.

I promise we have a

full night planned out.

Don't be this way.

- What way?

Yeah.

Okay, fine.

I'm sorry.

You're right.

You know what?

It's gonna be tons of fun.

I'm gonna go get a drink.

- Can I wait in the car?

- Hey!

Hot bartender, how about a round

of oatmeal cookie shots for me

and my super-cute ladies over there?

- Hey, need some help, lover?

- He's being a jerk.

Forget him.

- Hey, Brandon.

- Hi, Nella.

What can I do ya for?

- Are you givin' my girl some problems?

- Pretty good problem causer.

- Well, I have a problem

that I need solved.

- I'll give it a shot.

- See, the thing

is I wanna get drunk.

It's my bachelorette party,

and I don't have a drink in my hand.

- Maybe your girl shoulda told me that.

I might have been a little nicer for ya.

- Brandon, are you

gonna get me what I want?

- Let's get a shot.

I'm so excited!

- Well, can we go to Amici's.

Thank you.

- You know when you get your second round.

- Well, I actually have to be careful,

because you know how I

get when I get drunk.

- Don't tempt me.

- The girl's getting married tomorrow,

in case you cared.

- A girl's gotta enjoy

her last night of freedom.

- What's that supposed to mean?

You're disgusting.

- I didn't hear any complaining

from you the other night.

- F*** you.

- Wait a second.

Do I know Brandon?

- You know Brandon.

Brandon Scott from high school.

- Oh, God.

That was Brandon Scott?

- I heard he's been selling drugs.

- I heard he once slept with his cousin.

- I heard that you watch porn.

- No, I do not!

That is disgusting!

No, I don't...

- Okay,

can we get to the part

where it became necessary

to call me at three a.m.?

- May you and David live

a long and happy life

full of laughter and loyalty and love.

- Yay, cheers!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Here we go!

Yummy!

- Oh, my God!

- What?

- This is the song.

- Oh!

- Cheer squad, take it away!

- A cheer song?

I'm not doing this song.

- It still works, you remember?

- I don't remember.

- Oh, come on, come on.

You, hurry up, come here!

- Okay, I'm here.

- Five, six, seven, eight.

Right!

- Oh, my God!

I can't believe I remembered everything.

- So embarrassing, right?

- So wait, BFFs forever, right?

- Of course.

- Promise?

- Why?

- Okay, I have to pee, hold on!

- You remember that one time you fell?

- Oh, yeah.

That was really funny.

- When I called, they said

it was just beer and wine,

and now everyone's

getting stupid and drunk.

- You know what you need?

You need to get laid.

- No!

No, no I don't!

- Cool story, Jenny.

- Looking for your whore friend?

- Excuse me?

- Your friend with the

diamond ring on her finger?

I'm guessing my bartender

isn't her fiance.

- What are you talking about?

- Check the men's bathroom.

Oh, and good luck with that one.

If I were you, I'd get some new friends.

- Hey!

Come dance with me.

- No!

- Come on!

Being a bridesmaid is a great

way to find a new boyfriend.

- No!

- Okay, okay.

Well, I'm just gonna go fishing then.

I've got my fishin' pole,

and I've got my eyes on a beautiful fish.

Okay, let's try that again.

You're a beautiful fish.

Say it!

- I'm a beautiful fish.

- Say it louder.

- I'm a beautiful fish!

- The most beautiful fish in the sea!

- Nella!

- Get out!

- You're a b*tch!

- What the hell is going on in here?

Shut up, I will handle this!

- The ladies room's the other way.

- Jenny, just listen to me.

Jenny, it's not what it looks like...

- Wait a minute.

- Oh, it's not?

- Jenny, from calculus?

- Yeah.

- Wow!

You've really blossomed.

- Shut up.

- You didn't make it to calculus.

- I, yeah, I did.

- The point is that

Brandon here was showing me

this really cool beer that I wanted.

It's a limited edition

that's not on the menu,

right Brandon?

- Yeah, the Blueberry Pumpkin Hefeweizen.

- The Blueberry Pumpkin whatever, listen,

and he was showing me how to tap the keg,

so I was here.

- Tap the keg?

Is that what we're callin' it?

- Well, he's gonna go do that.

Go do that.

- You know,

I'll just,

- Go ahead and do that.

- I'll just go ahead and tap it myself.

- Yeah, go!

Jenny, listen.

- Nella, you need to

explain yourself right now.

- If you think you saw

something, trust me,

you didn't.

- Oh, please, Nella.

- Trust me, you didn't.

- Now you say it.

- I thought I saw something, but I didn't.

- Great.

You know, the funny thing is

that there are so many girls out there

that are just dying to be my bridesmaids,

and honestly, I could have

had you replaced like that.

But I didn't, so...

Make sense?

Okay, good.

Let's go, have a shot!

- F***, f***, f***, f***!

F***!

- I should have said something

right then, you guys.

I'm sorry.

I just...

Nella made that face she makes

when she's about to

suck out a child's soul,

and I just wussed out.

- We all know that face.

- I just wish that I had

been the one to find her.

I felt God calling me to follow her,

and then I didn't.

- Please enlighten us, Carly,

and tell us how you finding

her would've changed anything.

- Well, I would have

confronted her with God's love.

I wouldn't have wussed out.

I wouldn't have failed her.

- Nella didn't even want

you in this wedding.

You're the obligatory family addition.

- At least I'm not the boring party favor.

- Well, if that isn't God's

love, I don't know what is.

- Enough!

God!

- This is fun.

Is there any more beer?

- Teej, tell me what happened next.

- I think we should call David.

- No!

- I would like to voice my side of things.

- Overruled.

- If I did 30 crunches,

20 push-ups,

I ran, ran three miles.

Hey, hey David.

- Why's Carly even here?

- Because it's her brother.

Cut her a break.

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