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She's still a kid.

- Stop covering for her, Sarah.

It's like you're trying to work

out some kind of repentance.

- I'm probably half the reason

that she is the way that she is.

- A b*tch?

- Okay, can we just get

back to the story, please?

TJ.

- We brought her here.

It was supposed to be a surprise.

Everything seemed normal until...

- Okay, okay, okay, no...

- Okay, ready?

- Okay.

- Surprise!

- Oh, my gosh.

Guys, this is,

this is awesome!

This is so cute!

Is this for me?

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you.

Is this handmade?

Wow, I love it.

- Drinks, anyone?

- Yes, drinks,

let's get those going.

- We have pizza and Chiclets for later.

Nella, you have the bed, of course,

and the rest of us will

just crash wherever.

- I'm not staying here.

- Wait, what?

- I'm not staying here tonight.

I'm getting married in the morning,

and I have to be up early, so I just...

- I'm sorry.

We just, we thought you'd be excited.

We wanted to do something

special for you, Nells.

- Yeah, no, no.

My gosh, are you kidding me?

I'm so grateful.

I love this stuff.

I just, I can't stay the night.

Ha!

- You know what?

I will do this.

Okay, how about I stay

around midnight-ish,

party it up, get crunk,

and then someone takes me home.

- Are you okay?

Did somebody upset you?

You know, we didn't mean to upset you.

- No!

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm just, it's nothing.

It's just, you know what?

It's stress.

It's stress from the wedding.

- Okay.

- And I'm just

a little jittery, but I'm fine.

I promise, I'm not Bridezilla or anything.

- Did you wanna pray before

everybody starts drinking?

I just, I know how this

whole crowd can get.

- How does this crowd get?

- You know what?

Why don't you go outside and pray

where God might here you?

- Okay, fine.

I'll take you home at midnight, Nella.

TJ will monitor the drinking.

- Great.

- Carly, I wouldn't waste your breath,

as there's not much of

a hope in hell anyways.

All right!

Party time!

- Whoo-hoo!

- TJ, drink monitor, get us some drinks.

Strong with double...

- Mmm.

- I need to talk to you.

- What?

- When we were at the bar,

Nella was gone for a long time.

I went looking for her,

and I found her in the

bathroom with that bartender.

- What do you mean?

- I found them together in the bathroom.

They were hooking up, TJ.

- Shut up!

- Hello?

Can I get drinks?

Where are the drinks?

- Here are her drinks.

- Can we get the drinks, though, today?

Oh, thank you!

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Yummy, thank you!

- Okay, so to Nella and David.

- Oh, hold on.

This one's for me, because you're my DD.

- Ha!

- So cheers!

- Cheers!

- Whoo!

- Here we go.

- I want a drink!

Hold up!

I need a drink!

- Ew!

I'm a mis, I'm a mis,

I'm a misfit

I'm a mis, I'm a mis,

I'm a misfit

You're a mis, you're a mis

You're a misfit

I'm a mis, I'm a mis,

I'm a misfit

- Come on, let's go.

Oh, it's boring.

- What is?

- The party.

I mean, Sarah's not very good

at pulling a party together.

That's why she had me in high school.

Hey, can I bum one of those?

- It's my lucky one.

- Yeah, you need it.

This is pathetic.

- What's pathetic, Nella?

- Oh, come on.

Fine.

Okay, let's start with Carly.

How tight do you thing

her panties are right now?

Well, at least she's your problem now.

- Lucky me.

- Yeah.

You know, I never said, "Thank you."

- For what?

- For being so understanding

about the whole thing with David.

- I didn't do it for you.

- It's just funny.

It's just funny how

things work out, isn't it?

It is.

If I were you, I would feel very lucky

that I didn't have other

problems to deal with, you know?

I think we should cheers.

Cheers to you not worrying

about that whole baby thing

or it being my problem

or anything like that.

Am I right?

- You didn't know.

I'm so sorry...

- It doesn't matter.

- What baby thing?

You murdered an unborn child?

- Whoa!

- It was a miscarriage,

you dip-sh*t.

Keep your mouth closed,

or so help me, God.

- A miscarriage due to

smoking and drinking

might as well be an abortion.

- Whoa!

Stop it!

Is that it?

Is there no more?

Please say there's no more.

- I mean, we are

both very lucky girls.

Right?

- Hey, TJ, Sarah wants you for something.

- What?

Yes! Whoo-hoo!

Shots, that's my girl.

- You know I want one, a little something.

- Perfect.

- Mm-hmm.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Mmm.

- Mmm.

Yum.

- Yummy!

Can I ask you a question?

- Mm-hmm.

- Was I a b*tch in high school.

- Oh, Nella.

- Yes?

- You totally still are.

- What?

- Yeah, you know you love it.

- Yeah, I kinda do.

- Okay, I have a question.

- Okay.

- What is the dealio with Brandon?

Hotty with a body.

- Whoa-oh-ho-ho-ho, yes!

- Brando?

Is this like a one-night

stand kind of thing

or a sizzlin' hot affair?

- It's, can I tell you, girl?

I'm gonna tell you all the details.

- Oh, yes!

Only if it's really dirty, though.

- Eight-and-a-half inches.

- Ho-ho-ho, wow!

- You know what I'm

talkin' about?

- I do, yeah.

- Do you know what I'm talking about?

- Yes, I know what you're talking about.

- You a virgin?

- Nella, you know that I had...

- Oh, my gosh!

That's so freaking cute!

Oh, it's so sweet you're so innocent.

You're a virgin.

- No.

- Yeah, you're gonna pour another one,

and let's celebrate to that.

You're a virgin, so cute.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

and because I'm just so innocent,

I think I'm gonna need

a better description.

You know, more details.

- Okay, well, let me

start by saying eight.

- And-a-half inches.

- Yeah.

- He's amazing.

- I got it.

Mmm, mmm, the question is

what has he been doing with it?

- Oh, my God.

What has he not been doing with it.

- Wow.

- I mean,

like, things I can't even

describe, really.

I get everything.

Yeah.

- So dirty.

- I know.

- I bet even dirtier, though.

How many times?

- A day?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

A lot.

We have a lot of sex.

He's so hot.

- Oh.

And David has no idea.

- What?

- David, he doesn't know, like...

Oops!

You're so sneaky.

This is your dirty

little secret, Nell-Nell.

- Yeah.

Oh, Jenny, you're so bad, I love it!

- Hey girls.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- What's the gossip?

- We're talking about boys,

and I think we should invite them over.

- Uh, no.

- Ah, I can't unhear those words.

- And you guys know I'm not a virgin.

I don't know what came over me.

I just got so mad that I

zeroed in for the kill.

I'm sorry.

- You don't have to apologize.

- I mean, is it so terrible that I was mad

that she didn't want me

to be her bridesmaid?

- She didn't want any of

us to be her bridesmaids.

Oh, come on!

Even I knew that.

You can persecute me all you want,

but Nella chose each and every one of you,

because you are just like her.

- If you're so disgusted with us, Carly,

why are you still here?

Why don't you leave?

- Guys, Carly is right.

- Oh, come on, Sarah.

- Think about it.

When has Nella truly ever

wanted to be our friend

when she wasn't asking

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