Speech & Debate Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 105 min
- 850 Views
Howie, free hot cocoa mix.
It's free.
Here you go. Drink that.
- Is my head the same size as yours?
- [phone vibrating]
Crap.
Hi, Mom.
Find out what to believe.
His parents are already
here at work.
Well, you stay put, okay?
Okay. Goodbye.
They're in a hotel in Portland.
They're safe.
I just don't see why we need
They're gonna be home
first thing in the morning.
Okay, it's all right.
I can go pick them up.
I'll see if I can
take off from work.
I have to drive
Diwata's car home anyway.
I knew it.
I warned you this would happen if
we put him in a public school,
didn't I?
I'll see you in the morning.
What you thinking about, Howie?
I'm thinking about
all the hot guys
at the competition.
What are you
thinking about, Solomon?
Abraham Lincoln.
When I was a kid,
I got second place
in the national
"Write and illustrate
your own book" contest.
I wrote my book on him.
On Abraham Lincoln?
[sighs]
As a teenager.
I have such a deep respect
for Abraham Lincoln.
Okay, when I was in fifth grade
I entered that competition,
and it wasn't national.
It was just
three school districts.
Okay, that's enough.
We're going to the Jacuzzi.
- It's a pool.
- It's water.
Howie, I've got a plan.
For our next tournament,
we need to do
Group Interpretation.
No, I'm done
with Speech and Debate.
Group Interpretation
is what we should have done.
Next time, we'll compete
together with our own material.
We're weaker on our own,
but together...
I'm quitting, too.
Guys, don't get a bad attitude
because we lost once. Watch.
Want some?
Oh, no, not if there's
alcohol in it.
Well, it's not
non-alcoholic wine, Diwata.
I shouldn't then. I...
Until I'm into
a good BFA program,
I need to protect
my singing voice, you know?
Yeah, alcohol
dries out the chords.
You know...
someone who looks
a lot like you,
was checking out
the family planning center,
across from the pizza shop
I work at last week.
And...
I was just too scared to go in.
'Cause I'm not sure I'm...
I did one of those,
like, home tests,
and it was, like,
kind of a line, maybe not.
I can't go to my family doctor,
so I've gotta go back there
to get official results.
Do you have someone
to go with you?
Most of my friends are older,
from theater camp, so...
You know, as long as we figure
out the time-difference issue,
to integrate
teenage Abraham Lincoln
into The Crucible,
my Mary Warren musical.
I told you about it, right?
So you have to tell me
the story when you're sober.
Do not let me forget, okay?
- [door unlocking] - Uh... Hello.
I put the sign on the door.
Mom.
Don't say another word.
You are on very thin ice.
I smell vomit.
[school bell ringing]
Is this a joke?
Nine hundred
Hotels, food, expenses.
The entrance fees were,
like, 100 each.
Pool, furniture repair.
Your club was
never even approved.
You don't even have
a faculty Advisor.
I supervise team.
Who the hell are...
Who the hell is she?
I work in cafeteria
for seven years.
Sir, we never intended...
You all have parents
on the school board.
What is wrong with you?
You're lucky that
I don't suspend you all
for fraudulently
representing our school.
You all have two weeks of
detention, and no more clubs.
What about the school newspaper?
You're joking, right?
Journalism relies on morals,
ethics, and honesty.
There is no way that this school
is gonna pay a dime
towards these bills.
I have some money saved up.
Yeah, not enough to cover this.
My mother's broke, Diwata.
It's gonna take me all summer
to even put a dent in this.
If I was running things, we would
have at least followed the rules.
If you were running things, we never
would have made it to Portland.
[crickets chirping]
[Solomon on video] Then I could
similarly surmise that short people...
are stupider than taller people,
because you can't see as much
as taller people,
and they have smaller brain...
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
[student 1] Hey, you ain't
that tall either, Solomon.
- [phone vibrates] -[student 2] My
brother's tall, and he hates you.
[James and Susan arguing]
[Solomon on video]
speaker's logic,
has a lot to do
with how doomed you are in life.
[James]
Don't burden this on me again.
[judge at debate] You were
supposed to argue the opposition.
- [James] I don't know what you want from me!
- [Susan] What are you talking...
[message sent tone playing]
[baby crying]
[clears throat]
Relax. You look
way too gay to be the father.
Plus I used a fake name.
Diwata Obama?
Is it weird we're celebrating
my false alarm
by giving me a food baby?
- What, too soon?
- Yeah, too soon. Too soon.
You know you're
really lucky, right?
I know.
Especially since
that guy, Mark...
day after we did it, I...
called just to say hey
or whatever, and he was like,
"I never would have slept with
you if I wasn't so wasted,"
so...
So you guys are...
getting married?
[chuckles]
[sarcastically]
Yep. It's a spring wedding.
I have a surprise for you.
[laughs]
How did you get that?
All the entries are
archived at the library.
Yep, he won second place.
Prepare thyself.
"Abraham was just 13 years old,
but he already loved
to read and learn.
One day, he decided to journey
into town to the library
and see what adventures
he could find.
He read a book
about the frontier,
and he built a log cabin.
He read a book about the law,
and he became President."
You didn't think I'd find out?
How did you? They told you?
Of course they told me.
It's my credit card, Diwata.
And I am not busting my ass
nights at the hospital
for you to take my money
and throw it in the street.
Yeah. Well... sorry.
That's not good enough.
You forged a signature
on the entry form.
Oksana works in the building.
No theater camp,
and you're going back to Olive
Garden until this debt is paid off.
I already called them.
He didn't come to school today.
He'll survive.
Remember that show on MTV
where the bully pulls
the nerd's pants down,
but the nerd's, you know,
well endowed,
Yeah.
- So?
- So this is the opposite of that.
Solomon needs us.
I mean, I always knew you guys
had a big house, but...
whoa.
You could play baseball
out here.
Or do Shakespeare in the yard.
"Deny thy father,
and refuse thy name."
Have fun playing the nurse.
The lights are pretty.
Did your mom put 'em up?
Where is Mom?
She out banning some books?
Burning them?
I think my parents
are breaking up.
I don't even want
to finish school.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
Why should I go back?
You even said
I have no personality.
I have no friends.
And now...
I lost my virginity
with my sweatshirt on.
What?
I feel bad. He looks like he's gonna
kill himself, so I'm just saying...
No one knows that.
I was home on my mom's bed.
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