Spent Page #6
- Year:
- 2017
- 100 min
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Alka-Seltzer here before too long.
Son, have some pizza.
wait till you got home.
- Are those new pajamas Herby?
They're very nice.
- They're scrubs, Evelyn.
Scrubs.
The nurse acquired them for me.
- That's my pop.
Always saving a penny.
- That's more than I could say for you
and you.
- What on Earth are you talking about?
- This is what I'm talking
about your outrageous spending
when I was in the hospital dying
from a massive brain tumor.
It took me a long time to figure out
all of those expenditures but I got them.
basic household needs.
- [Herbert] Basic household needs, huh.
- Okay, well, maybe one or two extras
but that is no reason to get upset.
I couldn't help myself, Herbert.
I was just feeling so distraught.
The thought of you being in the hospital
and just dying a little more each day was
- Really.
Did the diamond earrings help?
- Pearl.
And the sports car was him.
- Oh, and how about the
professional teeth whitening kit?
- Her.
- And a time share
in Detroit?
- It seemed like a good
investment at the time.
Hey, at least I didn't join
- Okay, I'll admit it I'm into philately.
But listen, Herb, we are not responsible
for the loss of all of that money.
Sure we spent a little
here and a little there,
but there is no way that we burned through
a half a million dollars in three months.
- Dad.
- No, no, no, no stop it.
Haven't you done enough already?
Harmonica lessons, skeet shooting,
hair waxing
Irish linen boxers,
polarized sunglasses,
golf clubs.
Who in the hell
plays golf in this family?
Lifetime theater tickets
to the Kennedy Center.
- Dad, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'll sell everything.
I'll sell all of it.
- We bought all that?
I had no idea I spent that much.
just a little bit here
and a little bit there.
My goodness.
Who knew money could go that fast?
- I worked for that money, Evelyn
I did without, I gave up things.
And now, now look at us.
We are a joke,
a very bad joke.
Evelyn,
last night you called me a miser.
And I'm beginning to
think that you were right.
All my life I was saving
for one thing or the other.
First, it was marriage.
But did I give you the
honeymoon you wanted?
- Herb, I had a perfectly
great tan in Death Valley,
and that was the cleanest
Motel 6 we've ever stayed in.
- And then it was for a baby.
But there too I made you cut
Like making you buy those
second-hand cloth diapers.
- What a great conversation starter
that turned out to be at the laundromat.
- I should've bought you a
washing machine and clothes line.
- Don't give it another thought.
I mean Lonnie and I
have very fond memories
of looking for quarters
and dimes in the sofa.
- And now it looks like our
golden years are gone too.
If only some good
could've come from my money.
(Herbert groaning)
Something meaningful, you know.
(soft piano music)
Son, don't let that pizza go to waste.
Son, go get your father a cool wash cloth
and some ginger tea.
Party's over
It's time to call it a day
They've burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
I do hope the good Lord can forgive me.
(fireworks popping)
(soft piano music)
(fireworks popping)
- Speaking of forgiving
Herbert, there's something
I have to tell you.
I had
I had an illicit,
immoral,
passionate affair
but only once.
(Herbert groaning)
- [Herbert] How much did that cost?
(soft piano music)
- Everything.
- Ice cold root beer
on such a beautiful day
now that's what I'm talking about.
Hey, listen I heard
about your grandmother.
I just wanted to let
you know that I'm sorry.
Real sorry.
- It's okay.
She got one last 4th of July.
She said it would feel like a miracle
if she could see the
fireworks one more time
with her cataracts and all and she did.
- Hey, is your sister working?
Don't you go anywhere.
I'm gonna be right back for one of these.
- [Customer] Here you go.
(soft music)
- Well, wonders never cease.
- Come on, Sarah.
- Oh, don't you come on Sarah me.
You said you'd come back to
see Annie and it came and went.
to bad reviews I might add and no Lonnie.
- That's not fair we
both had a lot going on.
- I know.
I was really sorry to hear
about your mother and father.
Do they know what happened?
They said there was a rash of it going on.
Look what happened to
those poor squirrels.
It's all so mysterious.
- They say it was some
sort of food poisoning
likely the feta cheese in the pizza.
If only my father hadn't
been such a big eater
or my mother hadn't liked Italian sausage,
feta, and pineapple so much.
It was her favorite.
I was very sorry to hear
about your grandmother.
- It's okay.
She's in a better place.
- That's for sure.
Speaking of being in a place.
I'm in a pretty bad one myself.
I really need a job.
I've looked everywhere.
I don't suppose your uncle
would give me back my old job?
I wouldn't be asking
if I wasn't desperate.
- Yeah, that job's gonna, Lonnie.
But I hear the manager's job is open?
- Are are you serious.
Did your uncle retire?
- Not exactly.
He quit.
- Why?
- My grandmother left the
theater to the three of us
as long as we didn't sell it.
She loved the theater.
I guess my uncle worked all those years
waiting for us to sell it and cash in.
- Whoa, what do you know.
Today must be my lucky day (laughing).
Can you forgive me, Sarah?
- I don't know I'll
have to think about it.
- [Lonnie] Please.
- I don't know.
Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do
I'm half crazy
Falling in love with you
- Oh, fine, how can I stay mad at you.
Hold on I have something for you.
- It is my lucky day.
- Well, what do you know.
Lonnie, this place could
use some musical theater
don't you think?
I mean we have that huge
stage in theater one.
Maybe we could start a workshop
on Tuesdays and Thursdays?
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
(soft jazz music)
- [Robert] Stop it, Patricia.
We don't have the money.
- [Patricia] But you promised.
I haven't seen my sister
in almost 4 years.
- [Robert] I wasn't counting
on us needing a new roof.
- [Patricia] It's always something
when I wanna go somewhere.
- [Robert] Patricia, please.
- [Patricia] I think you
plan it that way on purpose.
- [Robert] You're acting like a child.
We'll save for it again.
- [Patricia] And then the
car will need a new engine.
No, wait that was last year.
Just be honest, Robert.
There will never be enough money
to do the things I wanna do just say it.
- [Robert] Patricia, that's just not so.
(soft jazz music)
- [Lonnie] But, hey,
about that blond woman.
The paper says that she got Phlopsey's
when the owner high tailed it to Tijuana.
She sold his ties kept
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