Spice World Page #7

Of course we do. Why ever not?

Just a minute!

I love you.

Yeah?

Let's go crazy!

The marvellous Spice Girls!

- We've got a deal.

- Yes!

I'm worried about me character.

It's totally unreal.

I'm supposed to be the baddie,

but why do I

hate the Spice Girls?

- There's no reason.

- He's a caricature.

Sort of this evil,

grotesque symbol

about how power

corrupts and perverts.

But why can't

I have a softer side?

The kids are gonna hate me.

They'll attack me in the street.

As an artiste, a good kicking

could be the highest

compliment you'll ever get.

They want me to play

their road manager.

I'm on a phone getting

angry all the time.

I don't want to end my career.

Fat, stupid, lazy -

it's all I get offered.

The sort people always ignore.

They want me to lose

my Scottish accent. Fine.

But the chest wig...

- Where's Mel B?

- There she is.

- Hi, Mel.

- Hello!

- Hi, Mel.

- You all right?

This chest wig...

- Hi. You're Mel B.

- No, C. Just call me Sporty.

"All right, sweetheart!"

The saying

from that film you did.

- Yes.

- What was it called?

- With, um...

- That was brilliant.

- You were really good.

- Thank you.

We'd all like to say

thank you for this.

We needed

a serious actress like you

to give it some depth.

We didn't want it to be...

Superficial.

Can I ask you

about the chest wig?

Oh, Graydon!

Can I speak to you

about our characters?

In one scene,

I'd like to be really angry

and maybe slap someone...

like Victoria.

- Sure. Why not?

- Emma?

And I don't want to be on an

exercise bike all the time.

I've got this catch

phrase I'd like to say.

I go up to somebody and go,

"I'm not from London, you know!"

'Cause you really are

from London, right?

Is that the joke? I got it.

Does he not know I'm from Leeds?

You lot, someone's watching us.

Oh, yeah.

Look at all

those people in there.

Hi! Hello!

Look at them two

snogging at the back.

I bet you didn't

see any of our film.

- And look where your hand is!

- Go on! Go on!

Look at the mess

they made with popcorn.

Know what I wonder?

Why do people sit there

and watch the credits?

It's probably

the sad anti-climax.

It's all over.

Back to reality.

I know where

they're gonna go.

They're gonna go to the pub

and then to the chippy.

Hey, you. No, not you.

Behind you.

To the left. I like your dress.

Is that a new Gucci one?

C & A, mate.

Some people are watching

this on video.

Is there nothing on telly, then?

You know what

they're wondering now?

What happened to the bomb?

Ha ha ha!

Thank you very much.

European Captioning Institute

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