Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Page #21

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1988

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24:59,027 --> 01:25:01,428

Humbling-Reality Spider-Man

has arrived.

1989

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25:01,563 --> 01:25:02,962

Miles!

Dude!

1990

01:
25:03,097 --> 01:25:04,501

Don't be afraid

of my friend Miguel.

1991

01:
25:04,637 --> 01:25:06,734

He just looks scary.

He's got no bite.

1992

01:
25:06,869 --> 01:25:08,439

Oh, Peter.

You're growing up on me.

1993

01:
25:08,575 --> 01:25:10,108

You look great.

You look, uh...

1994

01:
25:10,244 --> 01:25:11,309

You look solid, you know.

1995

01:
25:11,444 --> 01:25:12,673

You look good.

Define "solid."

1996

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25:12,808 --> 01:25:14,172

[LAUGHING]

What happened?

1997

01:
25:14,308 --> 01:25:15,812

You bleeding from the armpits?

Peter, you...

1998

01:
25:15,948 --> 01:25:17,711

Don't worry about the suit.

We'll get you a new suit.

1999

01:
25:17,847 --> 01:25:19,381

Peter,

you got to tell 'em--

2000

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25:19,517 --> 01:25:20,483

Wait.

Wh-What is that?

2001

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25:20,618 --> 01:25:21,848

[SQUEALS]

PETER:
Mayday!

2002

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25:21,983 --> 01:25:23,322

You have a baby!

I have a baby.

2003

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25:23,457 --> 01:25:24,851

This is crazy.

And don't forget

2004

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25:24,987 --> 01:25:26,519

to keep

your little day pass on, honey.

2005

01:
25:26,654 --> 01:25:27,988

Oh, you have one, too.

2006

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25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,528

I didn't know

they made those for adults.

2007

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25:29,663 --> 01:25:30,890

Give me a second. Mayday.

[MAYDAY GIGGLES]

2008

01:
25:31,026 --> 01:25:32,826

The kid's an anarchist.

Come on, honey.

2009

01:
25:32,962 --> 01:25:35,401

I'm coming up to get you.

Here I come.

2010

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25:35,537 --> 01:25:37,805

[MUTTERING IN SPANISH]

Don't move. Ah, gotcha.

2011

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25:37,941 --> 01:25:40,574

[CHUCKLES]

I knew I was gonna regret

making her that web shooter.

2012

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25:40,709 --> 01:25:42,673

I shouldn't have done it.

That's an actual mistake.

2013

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[MAYDAY BABBLES]

Hey, you want to see pictures?

2014

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25:44,944 --> 01:25:46,280

I mean, she's right there,

so...

Look at this pic!

2015

01:
25:46,415 --> 01:25:47,644

Oh, you've got them.

What a special kid.

2016

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25:47,780 --> 01:25:49,280

They are, wow. She is...

She's incredible.

2017

01:
25:49,415 --> 01:25:50,546

Yep.

This is her funny face.

2018

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25:50,682 --> 01:25:52,151

Mm-hmm.

Ah, that's her mad face.

2019

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25:52,287 --> 01:25:54,223

This one is the studious one.

2020

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25:54,358 --> 01:25:55,686

Watch out, the next one

you're gonna crack up.

2021

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You're gonna crack up.

Oh, Miguel's gonna die.

2022

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25:58,087 --> 01:26:00,021

[LAUGHS]

Miguel. Miguel,

look at this one.

2023

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26:00,156 --> 01:26:02,122

I'm trying to hold a serious

adult conversation here.

2024

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26:02,258 --> 01:26:03,898

You know, you're the only

Spider-Man who isn't funny.

2025

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We're supposed to be funny.

2026

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The fate of

the multiverse is...

2027

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26:06,630 --> 01:26:08,334

You always lose me

with that.

2028

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You say,

"The fate of the multiverse,"

2029

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26:10,966 --> 01:26:12,898

and my brain dies.

We are...

2030

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[SNIFFS]

Do you guys smell that?

2031

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26:15,004 --> 01:26:16,610

Mayday took a crap.

Yep, she's a Parker.

2032

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That's what happens when a

Parker eats an avocado, folks.

2033

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26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,676

Miles, you disrupted

a canon event.

2034

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Canon event?

The kid wasn't thinking.

2035

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I don't think

that's a physics term.

2036

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26:23,486 --> 01:26:25,383

That's not how he works.

That's insulting.

2037

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Taking a crap

on the establishment.

2038

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I salute you.

2039

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26:28,225 --> 01:26:29,418

Wait, what are you

upset about?

2040

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26:29,553 --> 01:26:30,616

I saved those people.

2041

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26:30,752 --> 01:26:32,888

And that's the problem.

2042

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26:34,360 --> 01:26:35,763

LYLA, do the thing.

2043

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Huh? What thing?

2044

01:
26:37,334 --> 01:26:38,263

What-what do you mean,

what thing?

2045

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The information-explainy thing.

2046

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26:40,198 --> 01:26:41,198

Okay.

2047

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[♪♪♪]

2048

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26:47,668 --> 01:26:49,701

What's this?

2049

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26:49,837 --> 01:26:52,380

This is everything.

2050

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Can you be more specific?

2051

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26:59,915 --> 01:27:02,121

Can you not talk for a second?

2052

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MILES:

Yeah, yeah, I...

2053

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MIGUEL:

And this here...

2054

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this is all of us.

2055

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All of our lives

woven together

2056

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in a beautiful web

of life and destiny.

2057

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The Spider-Verse.

2058

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"Spider-Verse."

2059

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Huh, that's...

stupid.

2060

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It's called the

Arachnohumanoid Polymultiverse.

2061

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Which sounds...

stupid, too, I guess.

2062

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And these nodes

where the lines converge?

2063

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MIGUEL:

They are the canon.

2064

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Chapters that are

a part of every Spider's story

2065

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every time.

2066

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Some good.

2067

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Some bad.

2068

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Some very bad.

2069

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Just keep going.

2070

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Uncle Aaron.

2071

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This one, event ASM-90?

2072

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A police captain close to

Spider-Man dies saving a kid

2073

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from falling rubble during

a battle with an archnemesis.

2074

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Captain Stacy...

2075

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I'm so sorry.

2076

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[♪♪♪]

2077

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That happened to you?

2078

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And me.

2079

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Eh? What of it?

2080

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MIGUEL:

That's how the story

is supposed to go.

2081

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Canon events are

the connections

2082

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that bind our lives together.

2083

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But those connections

can be broken.

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