Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Page #5

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415

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I've never robbed anybody

in my life.

416

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Please don't make this a bad

experience for me.

[BEEPING]

417

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"Bad experience"? I'm trying

to run a business here!

418

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I'm like Robin Hood,

if he gave to himself.

419

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Oh, wow, is this curry powder?

No, no, no, no!

420

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Well, see, I'm a scientist.

Or I wa--

421

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I am. I...

Get out of here!

422

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Anyway, you've heard

of Alchemax?

423

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I used to,

I used to work there.

424

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I was actually

considered handsome

425

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by scientists' standards.

Go on, go on!

426

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I had a little accident.

[GRUNTS]

Go on!

427

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[GROANING]

Give me my foot! Oh, man.

428

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I'm so sorry.

429

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First of all,

I'm not even robbing you.

430

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I mean, this ATM machine

doesn't even belong to you.

431

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Right?

This belongs to the bank.

432

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They're the real criminals.

You're the real criminal.

433

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You're robbing me.

You know, I can't really

434

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get a job anywhere anymore

being like this.

435

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So I've turned

to a life of crime.

436

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I'm having trouble finding a...

MILES:
Why do people say

437

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"ATM machine"?

[GASPS]

438

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Who said that?

The "M" stands for "machine."

439

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Spider-Man!

[SCREAMS]

440

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[GRUNTING]

441

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[GROANING]

442

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That really hurt.

Hey, Lenny,

443

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how much do I owe you

for this beef patty, man?

444

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Spidey, if you catch him,

445

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it's on the house, brother.

446

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[GROANS]

Ow.

447

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[GASPS]

Spider-Man. Wow.

448

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[GRUNTS]

This is real.

449

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So, are you, like,

a cow or a dalmatian?

450

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I am...

451

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...the Spot.

[CHUCKLES]

452

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We meet again, Spider-Man.

[LAUGHING]

453

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Oh, that's funny to you?

Of course not. No.

454

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So is that a costume?

455

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Unfortunately for both of us,

this is skin.

456

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Oh, dang.

457

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You see, I'm from your past.

458

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One year ago...

[PHONE VIBRATES]

459

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Hold up.

Oh, come on.

460

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MILES:

Uh-oh. Well, this has been fun.

461

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Who are you talking to?

462

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Um, but I really

got to wrap this up.

463

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Are you gonna be a while?

'Cause I can...

464

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[YELPS]

[GRUNTS]

465

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[MUFFLED GRUNTING]

466

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[MUFFLED MUMBLING]

467

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Maybe just pay me now.

468

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MILES:

Okay, let's do this

one last time.

469

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My name is Miles Morales.

470

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I was bitten by

a radioactive spider.

471

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And for the last year

and four months,

472

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I've been Brooklyn's

one and only Spider-Man.

473

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And things are going great.

474

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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!

475

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You could hurt somebody.

476

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[VOICE-OVER]

Catching all sorts of bad guys.

477

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[GRUNTING]

478

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[LAUGHS, SHOUTS]

479

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Can't you just act like

a regular supervillain

480

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so I can catch you?

[WHIMPERING]

481

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[VOICE-OVER]

I designed my new suit

482

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with some fly ambience

down the side.

483

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Aunt May moved to Florida.

Done.

484

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[VOICE-OVER]

I guest-hosted "Jeopardy!"

485

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Endorsed baby powder.

486

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Apologized for

endorsing baby powder.

487

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My mustache came in.

488

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DEEP MALE VOICE:

Mustache.

489

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MILES:
And out.

[LAUGHTER]

490

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Been developing a new twist

on my venom thing.

491

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[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING,

WHIRRING]

492

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

493

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Sorry!

[ANGRY CHATTER OVER TV]

494

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[VOICE-OVER]

How much longer

495

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can I keep lying about

who I really am?

496

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I hear that new Spider-Man

is Puerto Rican.

497

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[LAUGHS]

Nah, h-he seems

more Dominican to me.

498

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[VOICE-OVER]

I mean, would they get it

if I told them?

499

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RIO and JEFF:

We love you and accept you

500

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even though you have been

lying to us for a year.

501

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MILES:

Maybe in some other universe.

502

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Sometimes I just wish

I wasn't the only one.

503

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But I don't dwell on it.

504

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[♪♪♪]

505

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I miss my uncle sometimes.

506

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Miles, I see exactly

what you're doing there, man.

507

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MILES:

Even though he turned out

to be the Prowler.

508

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I try to do what he told me.

509

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Just keep going.

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