Spider-Man: Far From Home Page #2

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What about our plan? American bachelors in Europe.

That's your plan. That's a solo plan. Come on, this is my plan.

Please.

Hey, guys.

There's an old lady in front of us wearing a crazy amount of perfume, and it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies.

Betty, if you could switch seats with him, that would be He's allergic to perfume?

Yeah, yeah, because it It makes his eyes water, and he can't really Peter has a perfume allergy?

From experience, perfume allergies are no joke.

I can feel hives breaking out already. MJ, stand up.

Ned, take MJ's spot. MJ, you take my spot.

Peter, let's get you out of there.

Sorry. Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats. That's all right.

Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention.

Your safety is my responsibility. And Mr. Dell's, but he's I got it for now. Let's go, Peter!

Let's go!

Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle.

So did you want to play Beast Slayer?

Nope.

Have you ever played any kind of PC game or?

No. Got it.

Did I tell you how my wife pretended to Blip out?

Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group.

We had a fake funeral for her.

Well, the funeral was real because I thought she was really dead.

Wanna see the video?

Oh, I got a dual-headphone adapter if you want to watch a movie.

Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious.

Oh, you have a dual-headphone adapter. We can watch together.

Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking.

Our flight time will be eight hours, 49 minutes to Venice, Italy.

Nice picture.

Hey, did you see Brad and MJ on the plane?

They were watching movies and laughing the entire time.

Dude, don't worry, okay?

I'm sure that's nothing. Hey, babe.

Can you hold this?

Yeah, of course. Thanks.

What was that?

Well, we got to talking on the plane, and it turns out, we have a lot in common.

So we're boyfriend and girlfriend now.

Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe?

Peter, those were the words of a boy.

And that boy met a woman.

A very strong and powerful woman.

And now that boy's a man.

Babe? Coming, babe.

There's nothing in there. I swear.

These, no.

Sorry. Sorry.

I'm here. Mr. Harrington. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm here, I'm here. Oh, thank goodness.

Looks like we're here. They're doing renovations to the place.

Getting some upgrades. Oh, this is trash.

That must be the concierge. Okay.

Come on, man.

Everyone, here we are.

Tell me we're not staying here. Come on in.

This place is sinking.

You mean, "charming." It stinks.

Okay, everybody, drop your bags off.

We're gonna meet at the da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go!

¡Vamonos! It's "andiamo."

Andiamo! There you go.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

When you're in Venice, your socks get wet.

What's up, Flash Mob? How you guys doing?

I'm here in St. Marco Polo's This is so much fun. Yeah?

Three, two, one. Say "pizza."

Pizza! Pizza time!

Hi.

I'm looking for a

It's perfect.

What?

The most perfect word. Italians created it, I just discovered it.

What does it mean? It can mean a million things.

"I don't know." "Get out of my face."

"I don't know" and "Get out of my face."

It's the best thing Italy created, except for, maybe, espresso.

Oh, so you've been drinking espresso.

Hey. German? American.

A rose for you.

"Boh" is my new superpower.

It's like the anti-"aloha." I was born to say this word.

So, what's in the bag?

Nice.

Whoa, cool.

What was that?

Betty! You okay? Yeah.

Oh, my God! Come on.

Guys, we gotta go!

What is that? I don't know.

What'll you do? Left my suit in the hotel.

Why? I'm on vacation, Ned!

Everyone will see my face. Get them out of here.

Go! Just go!

Get out of here. Go!

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Oh, no, you don't.

You okay? Get out of here. Go!

Excuse me, sir!

I I can help. Let me help.

I'm really strong, and I'm sticky.

I need to lead it away from the canals.

The da Vinci Museum. This is why we're here in Venice.

Oh, this is it.

It's closed.

What do you mean? Till when?

November.

You didn't check the website? Oh, that's a good idea.

Oh, come on.

Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here.

Who is that guy?

I don't know, but he's kicking that water's ass.

Yeah! Yeah!

It's aliens. It has to be.

BuzzFeed says there's a sailor named Morris Bench who was exposed to an experimental underwater generator and got hydro powers.

Yeah, you should definitely believe everything you read on the Internet.

Spider-Man could take him. What do you think it is?

Being a man of science witches.

No, no, no. We wanna stay.

Good thing I packed your suit.

I can't believe you forgot it. Yeah.

So who was that guy that you were with? Was that Mr. Strange?

Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange. And, no, I don't know who that was.

It was a new guy.

I was trying to help him Happy, that's my lunch.

Don't eat that one.

Happy's there? Yeah, it's Happy.

He's here. He came by to volunteer.

And he's hanging around the office.

And he wants to say hi. I don't want Hi, Peter.

Hey, Happy.

Sorry, I'm working hard here. I gotta do a A leaflet drop.

What are you doing? Glad you're having a good time.

Don't worry, I'm really taking care of your aunt.

So how's the plan going?

There's been setbacks, for sure.

Don't overthink it. Trust your instincts and you'll be fine.

I know. Love you.

Bye.

Who is that guy?

He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.

He's all right. He's no Spider-Man.

What is it with you and Spider-Man?

What? He's just awesome, okay?

He protects the neighborhood and he's inspiring.

He inspires me to be a better man.

What's up, dickwad? Thought you drowned.

Sounds like his name's Mysterio.

"L'uomo del misterio" is Italian for "man of mystery."

They don't actually know who he is. Mysterio.

Cool name. Cool name.

Babe. Babe.

So how much of that did you see?

Not much. I was running.

Right. Me too. I was also running away.

So Paris tomorrow.

Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great.

Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind-control antenna to create an army of the insane.

Which is why it's my favorite destination on the whole trip.

What are you gonna do about the water monster?

Nothing.

It's dead. Besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it.

I just wanna spend some time with MJ.

We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me.

That's nice.

Reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love.

I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right, and

You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.

You're Nick Fury.

And you just shot Ned.

It's a mild tranquilizer. He'll be all right.

So good to finally meet you.

I saw you at the funeral, but I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers.

That would've been inappropriate.

That's what I just said. Right.

The important thing is, you're here. I tried to bring you here.

You avoided me, and now you're here.

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