Spider-Man: Far From Home Page #3

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What a coincidence.

Wait. Was this a coincidence?

I used to know everything.

Then I come back five years later, and now I know nothing.

No intel, no team.

And a high school kid is dodging my calls.

Here's what I do know:

A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone.

Witnesses say that cyclone had a face.

Three days later, a similar event in Morocco.

A village was Just making the rounds.

See if anyone needs any counseling after today's traumatic events.

No, we'll be okay. We're fine. Thank you.

Great because I'm I'm not qualified to actually Oh, he's passed out.

I'm not qualified to do it anyway, so good night.

That was my teacher. Sorry about that. You were saying?

A village was destroyed by what may well be another world-threatening Babe, you still awake? You're not answering any of my texts.

He's asleep, Betty.

Oh, already?

Yeah. Okay.

That's why it's imperative Hey, boys. So that canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria Another person touches that door, we are going to attend another funeral.

Suit up. Let me know if you develop vomiting.

Stark left these for you.

Really?

"Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."

Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.

You can lose the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it.

You'd be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason.

Come on.

Yeah.

Over there, we have Maria Hill.

That is Dimitri.

And this is Mr. Beck.

Mysterio?

What?

Doesn't matter. It's just what my friends have been calling you.

Well, you can call me Quentin.

You handled yourself well out there today. I saw what you did with the tower.

We could use someone like you on my world.

Thanks.

I'm sorry. Your world?

Mr. Beck is from Earth.

Just not yours.

There are multiple realities.

This is Earth Dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833.

Sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse?

I thought that was theoretical.

That changes how we understand the initial singularity.

We're talking about an eternal inflation system.

How does that even work with all the quantum?

It's insane.

Sorry. It's really cool.

Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.

Anyway

They were born in stable orbits within black holes.

Creatures formed from the primary elements:

Air, water, fire, earth.

The Science Division had a technical name.

We just called them Elementals.

Versions of them exist across our mythologies.

Turns out, the myths are real.

Like Thor.

Thor was a myth, now I study him in my physics class.

These myths are threats.

They first materialized on my Earth many years ago.

We mobilized and fought them, but with each battle, they grew, got stronger.

I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them.

All we did was delay the inevitable.

The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates.

Our satellites confirm it.

Thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three.

There's only one left: fire.

The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my Earth.

It's the one that took my family.

I'm sorry.

And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours.

We have one mission: kill it. And you're coming with us.

I'm sorry, did you say Prague?

Mr. Fury, this all seems like bigtime, you know, huge superhero kind of stuff.

And I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.

B*tch, please. You've been to space.

I know, but that was an accident.

There's gotta be someone else you can use.

What about Thor? Off-world.

Okay, Doctor Strange.

Unavailable. Captain Marvel.

Don't invoke her name.

Sir, look, I wanna help. I do.

But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she'll kill me.

And if I'm seen in Europe after the Washington Monument, my class will figure out who I am, then Then the whole world will figure out who I am, and then I'm done.

Okay.

I understand.

I'm sorry, what?

Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious.

Dimitri.

Take him back to the hotel, please.

Yes.

Thank you, Mr. Fury.

And good luck.

See you, kid.

Yeah, see you.

Bye, ma'am. Yeah.

Drink lots of water. I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill.

You cannot get sick, okay? Okay. Thanks, baby.

Hey, are you sure you're good?

Oh, dude, I'm fine.

Okay. Nice. Don't worry.

Getting tranq'd in the neck by Nick Fury, probably the coolest thing to ever happen to me.

It is pretty awesome. Yeah.

I'm happy I don't have to go to Prague. Seriously.

Good news. We're going to Prague.

What? Prague?

Yeah. Tour company called. They upgraded us.

You should've heard me on the phone with them. I really gave them hell.

All I heard was crying.

Look at our upgraded ride. Whoa, bro, you see that?

It's pretty sick.

I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington. Oh, come on.

Peter, what? What's going on?

I think Nick Furyjust hijacked our summer vacation.

I'm Mr. Harrington to the kids Oh, all right. Okay.

Awesome.

Yeah. Awesome.

Yo, what's up, Flash Mob? It's your boy, the Big F, cruising through the Alps with my private driver, Dimitri.

"For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.

Say EDITH."

Stand by for retinal and biometric scan.

Retinal and biometric scan accepted. Hello?

Hello, Peter.

I am EDITH, Tony Stark's augmented-reality security and defense system.

So he made you for me? No.

But you have access to all of Tony's protocols.

Cool. Would you like to see what I can do?

EDITH stands for "Even dead, I'm the hero."

Tony loved his acronyms.

Yeah, he did.

I have access to the entire Stark Global Security network, including multiple defense satellites, as well as back doors to all major telecommunication networks.

Is MJ texting?

No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. That's wrong. That's wrong.

Petrol and toilets. Ten minutes!

Flash Mob, this is what we doing out here Toilet, toilet, toilet. Which way to the toilet?

Ten minutes, everyone.

Dimitri, where exactly are we?

Okay. I'll figure it out. Oh, my gosh, it's so sick.

It's beautiful.

What?

Hello.

Close the door.

I'm Peter Parker.

Take off your clothes.

Excuse me? You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe.

So I made you this, another suit.

Oh, thank you.

I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try Take off your clothes.

Okay.

Sure.

It's a little embarrassing. Now. Hurry up.

This is weird.

No, no, no. Don't

Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom. This is not what it looks like.

Just Yeah.

What are you doing? I'll leave you alone.

Oh, my God. Don't shoot anybody. Brad? It's not what it looks like, buddy.

Hey, man, look, that's Look, Peter, I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude.

If you want to hook up with some random European chick, that's on you.

That's not what that was. I can't pretend I didn't see what I saw.

I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious.

But I like her too. Wait a minute. Hey, hey.

You cannot show her that photo, dude. I'm sorry, man. I have to.

She deserves the truth.

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