Spider-Man: Far From Home Page #4

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Okay, put your one foot in front of the other, and, everybody, back on the bus.

It's been 10 minutes. Let's go!

What's up, Flash Mob? It's your boy, Big F EDITH? Hello, Peter. How can I help you?

Hey. There's this guy in my class who's gonna ruin everything with MJ Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. Can you please speak up?

Brad Davis. He has a photo of me.

Brad Davis. Is he a target?

Is Brad a target?

Yeah. He's a target. He's a target. Copy that.

Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike.

Initiating what, now? Intercept point determined.

Releasing kill vehicle. EDITH.

Oh, my God. Dope glasses, Parker.

How'd you pay for these? Flash, give them back.

I'm really paying you a compliment. Please give me I'm so sorry.

EDITH, don't kill Brad. Do you want me to cancel the drone strike on Brad Davis? Did you punch Flash?

No. Firing.

Oh, look out!

Hey, this is not the autobahn!

EDITH. Harrington!

Is this the autobahn? Appears to be.

Commencing second strike. Peter.

Plant your fanny and buckle up now. Look at the baby mountain goats!

Baby mountain goats? I see them.

I don't see any mountain goats.

You missed them.

I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter What? but your new look, I love it.

Right, babe? Thanks.

Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European.

Oh, man.

Let's try that again.

This is so weird. It was right here on my phone.

I Yeah. Weird.

Whoa, freaking beautiful. This is amazing.

Wow, this place is so classy.

Yeah, so why are we here?

Speak for yourself.

I'm home.

What can I say?

The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease.

Everyone get settled, rest up because tonight, big surprise, is Prague's annual Carnival of Lights.

Yeah! Hello?

Parker, it's Hill. There's an earpiece with your suit.

Put it on and await further instructions. Understood?

Yes, ma'am.

Yeah. Hey, man.

Hey. Look, I am so sorry if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship.

I'm still your guy in the chair. No, it's all good. Don't worry about it.

Okay. Great, great. It's fine.

So, what's the status on the Elemental thing?

Where's it gonna happen? Here in the city.

We're here. I know. It's not good.

I'm figuring it out.

You have to do something, please. We're counting on you.

Ned. Yeah. Yeah, babe.

The good news is, we've all got our own rooms.

It's about time. Serious?

Parker? Parker!

Yes, sir.

That thing is going to be here in a few hours.

Are we boring you?

He's not bored. He's thinking about how you kidnapped him.

He had obstacles.

I removed them.

They still won't evacuate the city.

Idiots.

So, what's the plan, Parker?

I will be in the cathedral tower, keeping watch for the fire monster.

When that shows up, I will radio you guys, and then Mr. Beck and I will My name is Mysterio.

That's when Mysterio and I will move in.

Peter, listen to me.

The best hope you have, the only hope, is to stop it here now, no matter what the cost.

Maneuver it away from civilians if you can, but most important, keep it away from metal.

If it gets too big, it'll draw power from the Earth's core.

After that, there's no way to stop it.

Hey, my friends are here.

I can't help but think we're putting them in danger.

You're worried about us hurting your friends?

You, who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus?

Stark gave you a multibillion-dollar A.R. tactical intelligence system, and the first thing you do with it is try and blow up your friends.

It's clear to me that you were not ready for this.

Fury asked me to come up here and see how you were doing.

He just He felt bad about snapping at you.

Really?

You guys do have sarcasm on this Earth, right?

How you feeling?

I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer.

I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just I had this plan with this girl that I really like and now it's all ruined.

You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid.

It's a hard path.

You see things. You do things. You make choices.

People look up to you and even if you win a battle, sometimes they die.

I like you, Peter. You're a good kid.

There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just turn around, run away from all this.

Then there's another part of me that knows what we're about to fight, what's at stake, and I'm glad you're here.

Me too.

But you're worried about your friends.

Yeah.

Just always feel like I'm putting them in danger.

Look, just get them inside and keep them in a safe place for just a few hours.

They'll be all right.

It's really nice to have somebody to talk to about superhero stuff, you know?

Anytime.

And, hey, we survive this, you'll have all summer to kill Brad.

See you out there.

All right.

Sorry, that's Italian.

Okay. EDITH? Oh, come on.

Hello, Peter. Hey.

I need a way to keep my friends inside the next few hours.

Let's see what we can do.

Good news.

We're going to the opera!

You're kidding me. The opera?

Don't look at me. What happened to the carnival?

This is upgrade living.

Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets.

For free! Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost?

No, because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera, ever.

I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us.

Thank you, Ned.

Everyone, this is gonna be, maybe, the best four hours of our whole trip.

Four hours?

Guys, I think this is gonna be really fun. Seriously.

I bet now you're all happy I had you pack a nice outfit.

Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a four-hour opera instead of the biggest party in the world.

Again, don't look at me.

Parker, do you copy?

Comm check, one, two.

Okay, here we are. Beat the rush.

Yeah, the rush out.

Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house.

Let's go.

Hey. I'll save you a seat.

You look really pretty. And therefore, I have value?

No, that's not what I meant at all. I was just I'm messing with you.

Thank you. You're welcome.

You look pretty too. Thank you.

Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses! So cute.

Can I? Yeah.

Want to go in on a pair?

You mean, sit next to each other? Yeah.

Are you in position?

No. Okay. No Why the hell not? Parker? you don't want to sit next to me, or, no, you just don't want the glasses? I didn't mean that.

If you go ahead, I'll go grab us a pair.

I'll save you a seat next to me.

A lot of seats, so I'll be up there. Awesome.

Okay.

Parker. No, I'm coming. I'm Hey, I gotta go. Could you tell MJ that I'm sick or something?

Okay. Be careful.

And whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house.

Yeah, Ned, I know.

Okay. Okay?

Yeah. Gotta go.

Parker! You better be on your way.

Coming.

Where do you think she's going? To the carnival?

Oh, I I don't We should go. Yes, we should go.

Come on, let's go. Come on.

All right. I'm in position.

As soon as I see something, Beck, I'll I'll let you know.

Roger that. How's the suit?

The suit's great.

It's awesome. It's a little tight around the old web-shooter.

Parker! Okay, I'll shut up.

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