Spider-Man: Far From Home Page #8

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Why take pictures of people in the bathroom?

Yeah, what's that about?

No, no, no, it wasn't like that. It was I was trying to take a Let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon.

"Sounds great, Mr. Harrington," said the class.

Okay.

I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now.

You gotta stop doing that. It is weird.

No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls.

Okay? Look at this, guys.

Mr. Harrington, this is your bus.

We got a bus all to ourselves. Nice to see you all. Come along.

I'll get this, yeah? Why not? Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you, brother.

All right.

I have the kids.

I got here as fast as I could.

I did a full perimeter sweep. Nothing.

Damn it.

Pulse is spiking.

I'll take another look. Soon as you see something, report.

You're all we've got, Beck.

If this is what I fear, then God help us, Fury.

God help us all.

Okay, people, no Avengers coming. Good to go.

William, launch the drones. Copy that, brother.

Drones are entering the atmosphere weapons-hot.

Excellent. Janice? Working on the cape.

Get those wrinkles out. I could be shaking hands with the queen.

Guterman? Almost in position.

Okay. Hit it, Victoria. Increasing pulse.

Whatever this thing is, it's 100 times bigger than the previous ones.

EDITH?

Yes, Quentin.

Show me my loose ends.

Once the show's going, execute the kill order on my command.

Copy. All right.

Start the show.

Let's save the world, people.

I don't like this. Something's definitely up.

You're an FOS now. "Friend of Spider-Man."

And you have to remember, just stay calm.

That doesn't look good.

But it's fake, there's nothing to worry about.

And the kids are in the kill zone.

Great work, Guterman.

What? Happy Hogan here.

I know. What do you want? Over at Mr. Stark's, going through his belongings.

There was a surfboard you left behind. What?

People there said they didn't think Nick Fury was a surfer, but I said:

"Appearances can be deceiving." It's not mine. And don't ever call again.

Fury's got the coded message. Your friends are at the Tower Bridge.

Your boy called it London Bridge, but I figured it out.

I'll scoop them up, okay? Yeah.

We're close. We're close.

How's the suit? Almost done.

Good. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. Before you go if something happens to me, could you please give this to MJ?

You'll make it back. You'll give it to her yourself.

Okay? You got this. I got this.

Walk me through it. I know it's illusion tech.

All I have to do is get inside the illusion, then I can take it down, find him, and he's just a guy, so I can take EDITH right back.

Right, but last time, you got hit by a train.

True, but this time How do I explain this? I have a sixth sense.

The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right?

It's not working, though.

I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it? It is working.

I don't know if it's working So you got the Peter-tingle.

That's the plan. I'm gonna go get your friends.

You get that Peter-tingle back online. I got this.

Cue the lightning. Cuing lightning.

Sir, is it still safe on the top, or should we all come down?

Oh, my.

What did the bus driver say? Bus driver's gone.

What?! Where?!

It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control!

Oh, no. Don't drag me into this, Roger. I'm doing my best, Julius!

Look Oh, the witches are back.

Oh, my God, get off the bus!

Okay. Okay, follow me, kids.

Come on, let's go!

Now, that is an Avengers-level threat.

This way. This way!

Okay. Okay. Oh, my God!

Flash! Follow that cursed hand.

This way, kids. Follow me.

It's not real, it's not real! It looks real to me!

Follow me, kids!

Earth, wind, fire, water.

Oh, no. Theyjoined forces like the Power Rangers.

You're thinking of Voltron. Who?

Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron!

Hey, look, it's Mysterio!

He's gonna save us!

If Mysterio knows we know Then we're in danger. Yeah, and so are they.

We should go.

Kill that witch!

This is for my family!

Get somewhere safe, Fury.

I don't see this ending well.

I appreciate your concern, but I never leave my men behind.

All right, comms check. Can you hear me, kid?

I can. It's a little loud out here. I like the new suit.

Thanks. Whoa, Peter, you sure that's not real?

Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger than I expected.

Still the play?

We need to get high enough so Beck doesn't see me coming.

Copy. Stay sticky.

Hey, Happy. Yeah, kid. What is it?

We need to have a serious conversation about you and my aunt!

Beck, report!

Guterman, I need a response. Something quick and decisive.

"It's all the Elementals. They're merged into something" into something else. Something more powerful.

It's drawing energy from the Earth's core.

See, now, that's some bullshit.

Is that?

Be ready for anything.

Yeah.

It's not real, it's not real, it's not real!

That's awesome.

William, I've got drones breaking formation.

Maybe they hit a flock of birds. You're fine.

I wanna see what's happening Taking manual control.

Do you see anything?

Yeah. And I'm gonna kill him.

I hope this works.

You got me?

I got you.

Boss, the illusion is coming apart.

I see you.

EDITH, give me protection. Copy.

Just kill the illusion. Kill it. I'm not gonna kill it. They'll see.

They'll see what I want them to see!

Do you still need the cape? Yes, Janice.

I still need the cape. Done.

William, render my illusion suit. All right, hang on.

The monster was full of drones! It's crazy!

There you are.

Easy.

Who the hell is that?

Ned! Happy!

I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!

Who are you? I work with Spider-Man, okay?

Get on that jet. You work for Spider-Man?

I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man.

New plan. Into the Tower. What?

Happy, are you okay? We're okay. Just get Beck.

EDITH, target Spider-Man. Copy.

I'll just kill the kids myself.

There you are.

Into the Crown Jewels vault!

Yeah, go, go, go! Come on.

Go! Into the vault! The walls are 8 feet thick.

Go into the vault!

What? Into the vault. Go!

Take cover!

Okay.

Yeah?

No. No.

I see you.

Get that thing out

Go!

How does Cap do that?!

Happy, say something, to let me know you're alive!

I'm here. I'm here. Happy, thank God.

I bought us some time.

But not much. I'm trying to get to Beck, but I can't shake these drones!

Gotcha.

Going up!

Finally.

Hey, William, how we doing? Illusion almost back up.

I don't know how you're gonna spin this.

Oh, great. No webs.

Are we gonna die? Nobody dies on my watch.

I wasted my life playing video games, and we're gonna die.

I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it.

I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.

Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you.

Spider-Man? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys.

If you saved us, why are we about to die?

MJ! Stop it!

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts people's feelings.

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