Spider-Man: Far From Home Page #9

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I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt.

We're sharing, right?

Your lies are over, Beck.

This certainly isn't ideal, but I have contingencies.

EDITH?

Just give me the glasses.

You want these?

Come and get them.

Come on, Peter-tingle.

Why aren't these drones firing? You're in the strike zone.

The chance of getting hit is No, fire all the drones now!

Beck!

Beck.

You lied to me.

I trusted you. I know.

That's the most disappointing part.

You're a good person, Peter.

Such a weakness.

Stark was right.

You do deserve them.

You can't trick me anymore.

EDITH, turn off the drones.

Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter.

Execute all cancellation protocols? Just do it.

Execute them all. Confirmed.

Give me the spear.

That's a halberd.

Thank you.

How could you do all of this? You'll see, Peter.

People, they need to believe.

And nowadays

they'll believe anything.

Is he?

Is this real?

All illusions are down, Peter.

Yeah!

Hey, where you going?

MJ. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Are you okay? I'm okay. Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah. Is everybody else okay?

Yeah, everyone's okay.

What happened? There was just the drones, and they were following us, and then theyjust stopped.

Was that you? Yeah.

Did you get him?

Yeah. Well, I brought that.

In case you needed some help.

Thanks.

Anyway, there was this sweaty guy in the tower with us.

I think he works for you or something.

He He gave me this. No.

No.

Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry.

I had this stupid plan. Peter.

I wrote it down, I was gonna buy you this and give it to you in Paris at the top

And you kissed me.

What? What? Yeah.

I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people.

So I lied.

I wasn't just watching you because I thought you were Spider-Man.

That's great.

Black dahlia, like the murder. The murder.

Good. Yeah.

Sorry it's broken.

I actually like it better broken.

I really like you.

I really like you too.

Okay. I should I should probably get back to the class.

I'll go and Yeah. I don't know. Okay.

Just in case.

Yeah, no.

No, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong.

Yeah. I'm glad he stayed too.

I gotta go.

I'm glad you're alive. I guess the coded message worked.

"Appearances can be deceiving."

I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera.

It worked.

Only because I had serious doubts about Beck from the beginning.

Not true. He had zero doubts.

Where's Parker?

He's with a girl.

I need to speak with him.

He'll call you. He'll?

Okay. Great.

Well, he better.

Or it's your ass.

And don't even think about ghosting me.

Are you sure no one else has figured it out?

Yeah, it's not like anybody really pays attention to you.

Ouch.

Except for me.

Thanks.

Don't be late. I won't.

See you later.

You guys are so cute. Thanks.

I was thinking we should all go on a double date or something.

Oh, we broke up. Oh, we broke up.

No. What? Why?

Men and women grow apart, but the journey they share together will always be a part of them.

You are so wise. Thank you.

Hello, Gerald.

Could Mother not make it?

May! I promise you Oh, he's here. Don't give me a ticket.

I'm so glad you're okay.

No, for real, I'm good. I'm actually really fine.

Let's go. Where are your bags?

Oh, right. They got blown up. Yeah.

I got you some hot buttered bagels. Thank you so much.

I know my boy.

I kept my identity pretty guarded this past couple years.

I faced a lot of deception.

And I'm tired of the lies.

So it's time for the truth to be out there.

Are you dating?

Yes. Not really.

What? Well I think Summer fling.

Yes, that evolves and grows like any other.

I still don't know where it's going to go. Open to wherever it might lead.

Anywhere. On or off. To share it with people We'll always be friends, no matter what. I'm gonna go because I've got a date. because we all are interconnected.

Bye. We are.

Sorry!

Hey. Sorry I'm late. Hey.

It's fine. You ready?

Yeah. You're gonna love this.

Okay! Okay!

Okay. Okay. You ready?

Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch.

I should stop looking. I'm gonna stop looking!

Okay. You can put me down now! You can put me down now!

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

Let's just Never, never doing that again.

I'm never doing that again. Okay.

I should probably get out of here.

Be safe. See you later.

This is breaking news.

We come to you with revelations about last week's attack in London.

An anonymous source provided this video.

It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, moments before his death.

A warning, you may find this video disturbing.

I managed to send the Elemental through the rift, but I don't think I'm gonna make it.

Spider-Man attacked me for some reason.

He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology.

He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.

Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack?

There will be significant casualties. Do it. Execute them all.

This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net.

There you have it, folks, conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet and who will no doubt go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time.

But that's not all, folks.

Here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves.

Spider-Man's real Spider-Man's real name is

Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.

What the fu?

You gotta tell him.

It was fine.

The little boy handled it.

We helped.

Talos. Come off it.

How was I supposed to know that the whole thing was fake?

I mean, that was all very convincing.

The performances, the illusion, that costume, the craftsmanship in that.

This is just embarrassing for a shape-shifter. Fine.

Hey there. I hope your mission is going well.

We gave the glasses to Parker about a week ago, like you said.

And it was very touching, you know?

Really, really quite touching.

Talos.

And, you know, shortly after that, it really kind of went off the rails, and so we need you to come back because everyone kept asking where the Avengers are, I don't know what to say to that, so you're lucky that Spider-Man won

Everybody back to work!

Who's got my shoes?

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