Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #10

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

I gotta talk to the kid.

I'll be close behind.

How about a loose follow?

All right? Boundaries are good.

Sorry I took your suit.

You had it coming.

Actually, it turns out it was...

...the perfect tough-love moment

that you needed.

To urge you on, right?

Wouldn't you think? Don't you think?

- I guess.

- Let's just say it was.

- Mr. Stark, I really--

- You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime.

But then you did the right thing.

Took the dog to the free clinic,

you raised the hybrid puppies...

All right, not my best analogy.

I was wrong about you.

I think, with a little more mentoring...

...you could be a real asset to the team.

- To the-- ? To the team?

- Yeah. Anyway...

...there's about 50 reporters behind

that door. Real ones, not bloggers.

When you're ready...

...why don't you try that on?

And I'll introduce the world to the newest

official member of the Avengers:

Spider-Man.

'Can-

Yeah, give that a look.

After the press conference,

Happy will show you to your room...

...your new quarters.

Where's he between?

He's next to Vision?

- Yeah, Vision's not big on doors.

- It's fun.

Or walls.

You'll fit right in.

Thank you, Mr. Stark.

But I'm good.

You're good? Good-- ?

How are you good?

Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay

on the ground for a little while.

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Somebody's got to look out

for the little guy, right?

You're turning me down?

You better think about this.

Look at that.

Look at me.

Last chance. Yes or no?

- No.

- Okay.

It's kind of a Springsteen-y,

working-class hero vibe that I dig.

Happy will take you home.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Mind waiting in the car?

I need a minute.

- Thank you, Mr. Stark.

- Yes, Mr. Parker, very well.

- See you around.

- Okay.

That was a test, right?

- There's nobody back there?

- Yes, you passed.

- All right, skedaddle there, young buck.

- Thank you, Mr. Stark.

Yeah, thank you.

Told you he's a good kid.

- Where's the kid?

- He left.

- Everybody's waiting.

- He actually made a mature choice.

- It just surprised the heck out of us.

- Did you screw this up?

- He told the kid to go wait in the car.

- Are you kidding?

I have a room full of people

in there waiting...

...for some big announcement.

What will I tell them?

Think of something. How about...?

- Hap, you still got that ring?

- Do I-- ? I-- ?

- The engagement ring.

- Are you kidding?

I've been carrying this since 2008.

Okay.

I think I can think

of something better than that.

Well, it would buy us a little time.

Like we need time.

I can't believe you have that

in your pocket.

- Want me to get the door for you, hon?

- I got it.

Aunt May, did you do dinner already?

May?

What 'the-l?!

Look who it is.

What are the odds you and I'd end up

at the same summer camp?

Relax.

This? It's not on you.

It's on our little spider friend.

I've got some boys on the outside

who would love to meet him.

You know, take a picture,

slice his throat, put his head in a dryer.

And I heard a rumor.

You know who he is.

If I knew who he was...

...he'd already be dead.

Toomes, your family's here!

Hi, I'm Captain America,

here to talk to you...

...about one of the most valuable traits

a soldier or student can have.

Patience.

Sometimes patience is the key to victory.

Sometimes it leads to very little...

...and it seems like it's not worth it.

And you wonder...

...why you waited so long

for something so disappointing.

How many more of these?

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