Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #9

Yes!

Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad.

- What?

- I gotta tell Mr. Stark.

Call Happy Hogan.

He's Mr. Stark's head of security.

Get a computer and track my phone.

- Will you be okay?

- Hurry, we gotta catch him...

...before he leaves town.

I'm sorry about dinner...

...but I know when branzino's fresh,

and that was not fresh, okay? So--

Flash, I need your car and phone.

Sir, technically,

this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't--

Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me?

- Go for Ned.

- Ned, I need you...

- ...to track my phone.

- Yeah, but where is it?

Genius move. Okay, he just passed

the GameStop on Jackson Avenue.

Hey, where are the headlights

on this thing? I'm in Flash's car.

- I'll pull the specs.

- Okay, you're on speakerphone.

- You stole Flash's car. Awesome.

- Yeah, it's awesome. it's--

Get out of the way,

get out of the way! Move!

Are you okay'?

- I've never driven before...

...only with May in parking lots.

This is a huge step up.

Hey, have you gotten through

to Happy yet?

Yeah. I'm working on it.

I just gotta backdoor the phone system.

Guy in the chair.

Takeoff in nine minutes.

Hello? Hello? Who Is this?

- Mr. Happy, it's Ned.

- Who?

I'm an associate of Peter Parker.

Got something very important to tell you--

You gotta be shitting me.

Damn.

Hey, Ned, how we coming on

with those headlights?

Round knob to the left

of the steering wheel, turn clockwise.

Left, okay.

Okay, perfect.

So where's my phone now?

He stopped in an old industrial park

in Brooklyn.

What? That makes no sense.

He said he was going out of town.

Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy.

Don't think he likes you, by the way.

It sounded like he was catching a flight.

He said something about taking off

in nine minutes.

- What?

- He was surrounded by boxes.

Boxes? It's moving day.

It's moving day.

He's gonna rob that plane.

I gotta stop him!

All right, wheels up in eight minutes.

We just got to load

Tony's old Hulkbuster Armor...

...prototype for Cap's new shield,

and the Meging--

The Meg-- The--

Thor's magic belt.

Okay, slow down.

You're getting close. It's on your right.

- What?

- Turn right.

- Peter. Are you okay?

- Yeah.

Just keep trying to get through to Happy.

It's been an honor, Spider-Man.

What are you doing here?

There's a dance.

I'm...

...looking...

...at porn.

Hey!

Surprised?

Oh, hey, Pete.

I didn't hear you come in.

It's over. I've got you.

You know, I gotta tell you, Pete...

...I really, really admire your grit.

I see why Liz likes you.

I do. When you first came to the house...

...I wasn't sure.

I thought, "Really?" But I get it now.

How could you do this to her?

To her?

I'm not doing anything to her, Pete.

I'm doing this for her.

Yeah.

Peter...

...you're young.

You don't understand

how the world works.

But I understand that selling weapons

to criminals is wrong.

How do you think

your buddy Stark paid for that tower?

Or any of his little toys?

Those people, Pete,

those people up there...

...the rich and the powerful,

they do whatever they want.

Guys like us...

...like you and me...

...they don't care about us.

We build their roads,

and we fight all their wars...

...and everything,

but they don't care about us.

We have to pick up after them.

We have to eat their table scraps.

That's how it is.

I know you know

what I'm talking about, Peter.

Why are you telling me this?

Because I want you to understand.

And...

...I needed a little time

to get her airborne.

I'm sorry, Peter.

What are you talking about?

That thing hasn't even touched me yet.

True. Then again...

...wasn't really trying to.

Chief, they're powering up engines.

- Okay. Yeah, yeah.

- Come on, come on, come on.

Okay, ready?

Hello?

Hello!

Please, hey.

Hey, please. I'm down here.

I'm down here. I'm stuck.

I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't--

If you're nothing without this suit,

then you shouldn't have it.

Come on, Peter.

Come on, Spider-Man.

Come on, Spider-Man.

Come on, Spider-Man.

Come on, Spider-Man!

Launch for intercept.

Green light. Green light.

Oh, yeah.

Retroreflective panels engaged.

Got a visual on the plane,

but I'm feeling a little resistance.

It's probably just drag

on the new turbines.

Look out for the cloaking cameras.

Stay in the blind spots.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal.

This better work, Mason.

Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes

and we are set for life.

Yeah.

You have 30 seconds

to get to the cockpit...

...and override their security.

Cloning transponder signal.

Launching decoy drone.

Entering new coordinates.

Good, so it's on its way.

- Yes, sir, right on course.

- Okay, thank you.

All right.

Hot dog.

Just a typical homecoming...

...on the outside of an invisible jet...

...fighting my girlfriend's dad.

Oh, God!

I can't believe that worked.

Chief, they're losing altitude.

Get out of there.

I'm not going home empty-handed.

Oh, my God.

- Get out of there. What are you doing?

- Please turn, please turn!

Hey, Pedro.

Bingo.

Your wingsuit.

Your wingsuit's going to explode!

Time to go home, Pete.

I'm trying to save you!

No.

No.

It looked so insane. That whole--

Like, it was just crazy.

He-- He was just, like...

And you were like...

And then I just hit him with the...

It was so-- Oh, my God.

I mean, you saved me.

It was awesome.

Hey, Liz.

I'm gonna miss you.

Bye.

Liz.

Liz, look, I'm so sorry.

You say that a lot.

What are you sorry for this time?

The dance?

That was a pretty crappy thing to do.

Well, yeah, but I--

I mean, your dad-- I can't imagine

what you're going through.

If there's anything I can do to help...

I guess we're moving to Oregon.

Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool.

Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here

during the trial. So...

Liz, I-- I--

Bye, Peter.

Whatever's going on with you,

I hope you figure it out.

Congratulations,

decathlon national champions.

Yeah!

I'll have to put this back

in the trophy case soon...

...but just for motivation right now

at this practice.

I'm ahead of the game,

but we will need...

...a new team captain next year.

So I am appointing Michelle.

Yeah!

Thank you.

My-- My friends call me MJ.

I thought you didn't have any friends.

I didn't.

- I gotta go.

- Hey, where you going?

What are you hiding, Peter?

I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.

- All right, so we should run some drills.

- Yeah.

Hey, Happy. What-- ?

What are you doing here?

I really owe you one.

I don't know what I would do

without this job.

I mean, before I met Tony--

So how long you been here?

Long enough to be awkward.

Boss wants to see you.

- Is he here too?

- In the toilet? No, he's upstate.

Upstate-- Like, upstate-upstate?

Yeah, let's go.

Take a look.

It's pretty impressive, huh?

They just finished remodeling

the whole thing.

- You don't see that every day.

- Oh, there they are.

How was the ride up?

- Good.

- Give me a minute with the kid.

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