Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #8

Different story, right?

Because that's on you.

And if you died...

...I feel like that's on me.

- I don't need that on my conscience.

- Yes, sir.

- I'm sorry. I understand.

- Sorry doesn't cut it.

I just wanted to be like you.

And I wanted you to be better.

It's not working out.

I'm gonna need the suit back.

- For how long?

- Forever.

- Yeah, that's how it works.

- No, no. Please.

- Let's have it.

- Please, this is all I have.

I'm nothing without this suit.

If you're nothing without this suit,

then you shouldn't have it.

Okay?

God, I sound like my dad.

I don't have any other clothes.

Okay, we'll sort that out.

L- ley-

I've been calling you all day.

You didn't answer your phone.

You can't do that.

Then this ferry thing happens.

I've called five police stations.

Five.

I called five of your friends.

I called Ned's mother.

I'm fine. May, I'm okay.

Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.

Cut the bullshit.

I know you left detention.

I know you left the hotel room

in Washington.

I know you sneak out

of this house every night.

That's not fine.

Peter, you have to tell me

what's going on. Just lay it out.

It's just me and you.

I lost the Stark internship.

- What?

- Yeah.

What happened?

I just thought that I could work really hard

and he could-- He would-- You know.

But I screwed it up.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

I'm sorry I made you worry.

I'm not trying to ruin your life.

Yeah, I know.

Just--

- I used to sneak out too.

- Yeah.

And take a shower. You smell.

You smell like garbage.

I know.

Peter, you're a good kid

and you're a smart kid...

...so just try to keep

your head straight, okay?

Okay.

All right, get out of here.

Are you expelled?

Do you have to go to that high school

where the principal has a crossbow?

Pretty sure that's an urban myth,

and, no, I'm not expelled.

You're so lucky.

L- ley-

- Hey.

- I thought you had calculus fifth period.

Yeah, I was just doing

some homecoming stuff.

Hey, look, I--

I just wanted to apologize

about the whole decathlon thing.

It's fine.

Last week, decathlon was the most

important thing, but then I almost died.

No, I'm--

I just mean that...

...it was not cool, especially...

...because...

...I like you.

I know.

You do?

You're terrible at keeping secrets.

Yeah, you'd be surprised.

I got to get to class, but--

I'd say we should hang out,

but I'm gonna be in detention...

...forever, but--

I guess you already have a date

to homecoming.

Actually, I was so busy planning it,

I never really got around to that part, so--

Do you want to...

...go with me?

Yeah. Sure.

Really? I mean, great. Cool.

Cool.

I'm actually going that way.

May, I need your help.

Through or around?

Right?

It's game day. So, what's the plan?

Open the door for her.

Tell her she looks nice,

but not too much because that's creepy.

- Don't be creepy.

- No.

When I dance with her,

I'm putting my hands on her hips.

I got this.

- Love you.

- Bye.

You must be Peter.

Yeah.

I'm Liz's dad.

Put her there.

Hell of a grip.

Come on in here. Come on.

Hi, Peter.

You look very handsome.

Thank you.

You got his name right?

- Freddie?

- Peter.

Peter. Peter.

I'm gonna go get Liz.

Okay.

You all right, Pete?

Yeah.

Because you look pale.

You want something to drink?

A bourbon or a Scotch,

or something like that?

I'm not old enough to drink.

That's the right answer.

- Do you look beautiful.

- Please don't embarrass me, Dad.

Doesn't she, Pete?

Yeah, you look really good.

Once again, that's the right answer.

Is that a corsage?

Thanks.

Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur,

so let's get this show on the road.

No, no, no, we have to take

some pictures, babe. All right.

- Oh, right here. Perfect.

- Mom.

Okay. Come on, you guys.

Peter, closer.

Smile.

There you go.

- Sir, you don't have to drive us.

- No, no, it's not a big deal.

I'm going out of town. It's right on my way.

- He's always going. Have fun.

- Last time.

- Thank you.

- Promise.

He's cute.

- See you in a couple of days. All right.

- Bye, baby.

Come on, Pedro.

- Bye, Peter. Have fun.

- Yeah, I will.

- What are you gonna do, Pete?

- What?

When you graduate,

what do you think you'll do?

- Oh, I don't know.

- Don't grill him, Dad.

Just saying, you know.

All you guys who go to that school...

...you pretty much have

your life planned out, right?

Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore.

Peter has an internship with Tony Stark.

I think he doesn't have to worry.

Really? Stark?

So cool.

What do you do?

Yeah, actually,

I don't intern for him anymore.

- Seriously?

- Yeah, it got...

...boring.

It was boring?

You got to hang outwith Spider-Man.

Really? Spider-Man?

What's he like?

Yeah, he's nice.

Nice man.

Solid dude.

Look. So cute.

I've seen you around, right? I mean...

...somewhere. We've-- Have we ever-- ?

Because even the voice--

He does Academic Decathlon with me.

And he was at my party.

It was a great party, really great, yeah.

- Beautiful house, a lot of windows.

- You were there for, like, two seconds.

That was-- I was there longer

than two seconds.

- You disappeared.

- No. No, I did not disappear.

Yes, you did. You disappeared like

you always do, like you did in D.C. too.

That's terrible what happened

down there in D.C. though.

Were you scared?

I'll bet you were glad

when your old pal Spider-Man...

...showed up in the elevator though, huh?

Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up.

I saw it all from the ground.

Yeah.

Very lucky that he was there that day.

Good old Spider-Man.

Dad, the light.

Here we are. End of the line.

Thanks, Dad.

You head in there, gumdrop.

I'm gonna give Peter the "dad" talk.

Don't let him intimidate you.

Love you.

- Love you, gumdrop.

- Have a safe flight.

Hi.

You guys look so pretty.

Does she know?

Know what?

So she doesn't. Good.

Close t0 the vest.

I admire that.

I've got a few secrets of my own.

Of all the reasons

I didn't want my daughter to date...

Peter...

...nothing is more important than family.

You saved my daughter's life.

I could never forget something like that.

So I'm gonna give you one chance.

Are you ready?

You walk through those doors,

you forget any of this happened...

...and don't you ever, ever...

...interfere with my business again.

Because if you do...

...I'll kill you...

...and everybody you love.

I'll kill you dead.

That's what I'll do to protect my family.

Do you understand?

L- ley-

I just saved your life.

Now what do you say?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Now you go on in there and you show

my daughter a good time, okay?

Just not too good.

L- ley-

What did he say to you?

Gotta go.

I'm sorry.

You don't deserve this.

He gave you a choice.

- You chose wrong.

- What the hell?

What's with the crappy costume?

My web-shooters.

I wasn't sure about this thing at first,

but damn.

Gross.

- Why did he send you here?

- Guess you'll never know.

Nice shot!

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