Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #7

to convince you of something...

- ...you know is wrong...

- Where you going? Get back here.

...just think to yourself,

what would Captain America do?

Why are you here?

You don't have detention.

Oh, I know. I just like coming here

to sketch people in crisis.

It's you.

So your body's changing.

Believe me, I know how that feels.

May?

Hey, Karen. What's up?

Hey, Peter.

How was your Spanish quiz?

I was wondering if you could help me.

I'm trying to figure out who the guys

under the bridge were that night...

...but I can only remember

part of a license plate.

I can run facial recognition

on the footage of that encounter.

- Footage?

- Yes, Peter.

I record everything you see.

- Everything?

- Everything.

- All the time?

- It's called the Baby-Monitor Protocol.

Yeah, of course it is.

- Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.

- With pleasure.

Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party.

Hey, what's up, Liz?

Peter's told me a lot about you.

No, no, no.

This is just me messing around.

Go later in the day, later in the day.

It is I, Thor, son of Odin.

No, no, no. That's definitely--

That's definitely not

what we wanted to watch.

- Your impressions are very funny.

- Fast-forward to the arms deal.

Okay.

- The two on the right, who are they?

- Searching law enforcement databases.

No records found

for two of the individuals.

Nothing'?

- One individual identified.

Aaron Davis, age 33.

He has a criminal record

and an address here in Queens.

Let's pay him a visit.

Would you like me to activate

the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol?

Yeah.

- Remember me?

- Hey--

I need information.

You'll give it to me now.

- All right, chill.

- Come on!

- What happened to your voice?

- What do you mean?

I heard you by the bridge.

I know what a girl sound like.

I'm not a girl. I'm a boy.

I mean, I'm a-- I'm a man.

I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl--

I'm not a girl. I'm a man.

Come on, man.

Look, who is selling these weapons?

I need to know. Give me names or else.

- You ain't ever done this before, huh?

- Deactivate Interrogation Mode.

Look, man.

These guys are selling weapons

that are crazy dangerous.

They can't be out on the streets.

If one of them can cut

Delmar's Bodega in half--

- You know Delmar's?

- Yeah, best sandwich in Queens.

- Sub Haven's pretty good.

- It's too much bread.

- I like bread.

- Come on, man, please.

Stupid Interrogation Mode.

Karen, don't ever do that again.

The other night, you told that dude,

"if you shoot somebody, shoot me."

That's pretty ballsy.

I don't want those weapons

in this neighborhood.

I got a nephew who live here.

Who are these guys?

What can you tell me

about the guy with the wings?

Other than he's a psychopath

dressed like a demon, nothing.

I don't know who he is

or where he is.

- I do know where he's gonna be.

- Really?

Yeah, this crazy dude

I used to work with...

...he's supposed

to be doing a deal with him.

Yes! Yes.

- Thank--

- Hey. Hey. Hey.

I didn't tell you where.

You don't have a location.

Right, of course.

Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just--

Yeah.

- Where is it?

- Can I give you some advice?

You got to get better

at this part of the job.

I don't understand.

I'm intimidating.

- Staten Island Ferry, 11.

- Oh, that's soon.

That's gonna dissolve in two hours.

No, no, no. Come fix this.

- Two hours. You deserve that.

- I got ice cream in here.

You deserve that. You're a criminal.

Bye, Mr. Criminal.

Nice.

Okay, Karen, activate

Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.

Sure thing.

He's up front, main deck.

I hate this guy.

It's the guy from the bridge, right?

Who's that other guy?

Just keep me posted.

There's no record of him

in my criminal database.

Incoming call from May Parker. Should

I reroute to your heads-up display?

I can't talk right now. I'll call her back.

Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy.

We can't let anybody get away this time.

- Who's the guy on the left?

- Mac Gargan.

Extensive criminal record,

including homicide.

Would you like me

to activate Instant Kill?

No, Karen, stop it

with the Instant Kill already.

White pickup truck.

Dronie, scan the ship

for a white pickup truck.

Oh, this is too perfect.

I got the weapons, buyers

and sellers in one place.

- Incoming call from Tony Stark.

- No, no, no.

Don't answer.

- Mr. Parker. Got a sec?

- I'm actually at school.

- No, you're not.

- Nice work in D. C.

- Okay.

My dad never really gave me

a lot of support...

...and I'm trying to break

the cycle of shame.

I'm in the middle of something.

Don't cut me off

when I'm complimenting you.

Anyway, great things are about to-

What is that?

I'm at band practice.

That's odd. Happy told me you quit

band six weeks ago. What's up?

- I gotta go. End call.

- Hey.

I'll take those!

Hey, guys. The illegal weapons-deal ferry

was at 10:
30. You missed it.

Spider guy's here.

Not so fast.

Are you guys okay?

My bad. That was a little hard.

I got to say, the other guy was way better

with that thing.

I'm honestly--

I'm-- I'm shocked.

- Freeze! FBI.

- Don't move.

- Get on the ground.

- FBI.

What do you mean, FBI?

- The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

- I know, but what are they doing here?

Get out of the way. Get out of the way!

No.

Look out, look out, look out.

Move, move, move!

- Move.

- Get to the top deck.

We're getting out of here.

Activate Taser web!

You're messing with things

you don't understand.

Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen...

...give me an x-ray of the boat

and target all the strongest points.

Web grenade. Web grenade.

Splitter web, go.

Great job, Peter.

You are 98 percent successful.

- Ninety-eight?

- Yeah, Spider-Man!

No, no, no.

What the hell?

What the hell?

Hi, Spider-Man.

Band practice, was it?

Yeah, Iron Man!

Mr. Stark.

Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything?

What do you want me to do?

I think you've done enough.

So that's it. You're just gonna run?

Feds were waiting for us.

Now we're on Iron Man's radar?

Yeah, I'm running.

You should too.

You know I can't do that.

So now what?

Mason, can you get that high-altitude

seal thing up and running in time?

Seriously?

Yes. You will not regret this.

You in?

Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch...

.../ tell you to stay away from this.

Instead, you hacked

a multimillion-dollar suit...

...so you could sneak around

behind my back...

...doing the one thing

I told you not to do.

ls everyone okay?

No thanks to you.

No thanks to me?

Those weapons were out there,

and I tried to tell you about it...

...but you didn't listen.

None of this would've happened

if you had just listened to me.

If you even cared, you'd actually be here.

I did listen, kid.

Who do you think called the FBI, huh?

Do you know I was the only one

who believed in you?

Everyone else said I was crazy

to recruit a 14-year-old kid.

- I'm 15.

- No, this is where you zip it, all right?

The adult is talking.

What if somebody had died tonight?

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