Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #6

Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late.

Come on, let's go.

Okay. Hold on, hold on.

Initiating trial 247.

It worked. It works.

Please be sure

all cell phones are turned off.

Thank you.

Karen, get me to decathlon

as fast as possible.

Sure thing. Just tell me where it is.

Across the street

from the Washington Monument.

- It's Ned. Leave a message.

- Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb!

There's a vehicle approaching

on your right.

We have now entered sudden death.

The next correct answer wins

the championship.

Midtown Tech?

Zero.

That is correct.

Midtown takes the championship.

- We won.

- You guys, I am so proud of you.

- Told you we didn't need Peter.

- Flash, you didn't answer a question.

- Taking it all in, Michelle?

- Oh, yeah, I just--

I don't want to celebrate something

that was built by slaves.

I'm sure the Washington Monument

wasn't built by--

Okay.

- Enjoy your book.

- Thanks.

- Oh, Ned, you're alive.

- Peter, are you okay?

Where's the glowy thing?

The glowy thing?

- t's safe. It's in my backpack.

- Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous.

You missed the decathlon.

I covered for you.

- Listen.

- We're at the Washington Monument.

- Peter, is that you?

- Hey, Liz.

- Is that Liz?

- Put Ned back on the phone.

- You should tell her how you feel.

- You flake. You are lucky we won.

I want to be mad, but I'm more worried.

Like, what is going on with you?

I have to talk to Ned. It's important.

- All items on the belt, please.

- There's something in Ned's backpack.

It's dangerous.

Don't let it go through x-ray.

Liz? Liz! Damn it.

Can I be the one

to tell Peter he's expelled?

The Washington Monument is 555 feet,

five and one-eighth inches tall.

Notice how the marble and granite

are cut around the stone.

No, no, no.

Karen, what's going on up there?

The Chitauri core has detonated...

...and caused severe structural damage

to the elevator.

- Oh, no.

- My friends are up there.

What? Don't worry, ma'am,

everything's gonna be okay.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Oh, my God, that's tall.

Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling.

Just stay calm, everyone.

Oh, we are all going to die here.

Estimating 10 minutes

before catastrophic failure.

We're freaking screwed.

Okay, I know that was scary,

but our safety systems are working.

The safety systems

are completely failing.

We're very safe in here.

The occupants are

in imminent mortal danger.

Going as fast as I can!

- Let's go.

- Give me your hand.

You now have 125 seconds

until catastrophic failure.

What?! Why?

Unexpected motion has caused

the deterioration to escalate.

- How do I get in there?

- Activating reconnaissance drone.

Has that been there this whole time?

That's awesome.

Locating optimal entry point.

Proceed to southwest window.

Karen, I'm on my way.

- There's a lot of glass here.

- You got this.

Keep coming, keep coming.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Okay.

What's wrong? You've reached

the southwest window.

- Why are you hesitating?

- It's fine.

I've just never been this high before.

You have also not reinstalled

your parachute...

...so a fall from this height

would most likely be lethal.

Perfect.

Oh, my God.

Why is it not breaking?

It's four-inch ballistic glass.

You'll have to create more momentum.

This is D.C. Metro Police.

Identify yourself.

My friends are in there! Stop!

Return to the ground immediately.

- Okay, who's next?

- Me, it's my turn.

Flash, seriously? What are you doing?

- Come on.

- Don't worry about the trophy.

Stand down!

Return to the ground immediately.

Return to the ground

or we will open fire!

Go up, 90 UP-

I got this.

Take my trophy.

This is your last chance.

I'm gonna die.

Break!

I did it.

Hey, how you doing?

Don't worry. I got you.

- Yes! Yes.

- Hey, hey, hey.

- Big guy, quit moving around.

- I'm sorry, sir.

Let's go, let's go!

Okay, Okay-

- Mr. Harrington, go.

- Ned, come on.

- This is your stop.

- Come on, Liz.

Go, go, go. Everybody out.

Move it, people. Move it, move it.

- Are you sure it's safe?

- Liz.

Liz!

You're okay. You're okay.

Okay.

- Oh, my God.

- Good, good.

Come on up.

Come on, you guys, stay back.

- Come on in.

- You guys good?

So is everyone okay?

This is your chance, Peter.

Kiss her.

Thank you.

Are you really friends with Peter Parker?

I can finish the next order, but without

any new materials from that truck...

Yeah, damn it.

We still have enough to do

the Gargan deal though, right?

Yeah, but then that's it.

Maybe it is time

that I built the high-altitude seal.

- Would you shut up about that?

- It's only one job.

No.

Eight years, not a word from the feds,

nothing from those...

...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos

up there in Stark Tower.

And then all of a sudden,

this little bastard in red tights shows up.

And he thinks he can tear down

everything I've built.

Really?

I'm gonna kill him.

- I'm gonna find him--

- Found him.

The Spider-Man swooped in...

...heroically saving an Academic

Decathlon team from Queens.

The identity of the masked hero

is still unknown.

- Mom.

- Oh, kids. All right.

Peter. Come here,

come here, come here.

This past weekend,

Midtown's Academic Decathlon team...

...defeated the country's best

to win the national championship.

Later that day,

they also defeated death.

Explosion. Salty scream.

Flash scream. Everybody screaming.

There were purple lasers and smoke.

It was tight, like a Bon Jovi concert.

As you know, we made it out alive,

and that's the important thing.

I couldn't bear to lose

a student on a school trip.

Not again.

Thankfully, no one was seriously injured

thanks to the Spider-Man.

- Thank you, Spider-Man.

- Thank you, Spider-Man.

Up next:
the Spider-Man mania

is sweeping the school.

How can you show your spider spirit?

Dude, dude, dude.

What is it like being famous

when nobody knows it's you?

- Crazy, dude.

- It's crazy.

- Should we tell everyone?

- No.

- Should I tell everyone?

- No, dude. That's not a good idea.

- Okay, come on, we'll be late to class.

- I'm not going to class.

You're already in trouble

for ditching the decathlon.

Dude, listen, I figured it out.

The wingsuit guy is stealing

from Damage Control.

What he takes from Damage Control,

that's how he builds the weapons.

- So all I gotta do is catch him.

- But we have a Spanish quiz.

Ned, I'm probably never gonna

come back here.

Mr. Stark is moving

the Avengers upstate...

- ...so when I bring this guy in--

- Dude.

You want to be a high school dropout?

I am so far beyond high school right now.

Parker, my office.

So...

...you got detention.

You screwed up.

You know what you did was wrong.

The question is,

how are you gonna make things right?

Maybe you were trying to be cool.

But take it from a guy

who's been frozen for 65 years...

...the only way to really be cool

is to follow the rules.

We all know what's right.

We all know what's wrong.

Next time those turkeys try

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