Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #5

Sounds like no big deal,

but remember, I'm watching you.

- Everyone stick together.

- Yeah.

You kidding me? This place is huge.

- I've seen bigger.

- There's a bird in here.

- Hey, you brought your laptop, right?

- Why?

Peter...

...why are we removing

the tracker from your suit?

I gotta follow these guys to their boss

before they move again...

...and I don't really want Mr. Stark

to know about it.

So you're lying to Iron Man now?

No, I'm not lying.

He just doesn't really get

what I can do yet.

Gotcha.

All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp.

There's a ton

of other subsystems in here...

...but they're all disabled

by the Training Wheels Protocol.

What?

"Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off.

I don't think that's a good idea.

They're blocked for a reason.

Come on, man,

I don't need training wheels.

I'm sick of him treating me

like a kid all the time.

- t's not cool.

- But you are a kid.

A kid who can stop a bus

with his bare hands.

Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea.

I mean, what if this is illegal?

Look, please.

This is my chance to prove myself.

I can handle it. Ned, come on.

- I don't think this is a good idea.

- The guy in the chair.

- Don't do that.

- Come on.

The glowy thing, it's evidence.

Keep it safe.

- All right?

- Okay. Okay.

- They're moving.

- Be careful.

- Hey, Liz.

- Perfect timing.

We're gonna go swimming.

- Come on, come on, come on.

- What?

- Hey, Peter.

- Hi.

L- ley-

I was-- I was gonna go study

in the business center.

You don't need to.

You're the smartest guy I've ever met.

And besides...

...a rebellious group activity the day

before competition is good for morale.

Well, I read that in a TED Talk, so--

I-- I heard it in a TED Talk.

And I read a coaching book.

You really--

This is really important to you.

Yeah. It's our future.

I'm not gonna screw it up.

Besides, we raided the minibar

and these candy bars were, like, $11.

- So get your trunks on and come on.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- I'm coming, I'm coming.

Let's go.

- Good evening, Peter.

- Hello? Hello?

Congratulations on completing

the Training Wheels Protocol...

...and gaining access

to your suit's full capabilities.

Thank you.

Where would you like

to take me tonight?

I put a tracker on someone.

He's a bad guy.

Tracker located.

Plotting course to intercept target.

As long as I make it back

in time for decathlon, it's fine.

One hundred meters

from destination and closing.

Jump now.

Detecting three individuals.

Why is their secret lair

in a gas station? That's so lame.

Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?

Do you want to hear

what they're saying?

I can hear what they're saying? Yeah.

Activating Enhanced

Reconnaissance Mode.

I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup.

The rest is my design.

Whoa, that's so cool.

Can't believe they're still cleaning up

that Triskelion mess.

I love it. They keep making messes...

- ...we keep getting rich.

- Target inbound.

They're in the middle of a heist.

I could catch them red-handed.

This is awesome.

Okay, I'll get closer

to see what's happening.

Would you like me

to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?

"Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah.

Activating instant Kill.

No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody.

Deactivating Instant Kill.

Did you hear that?

What the hell just happened?

What was that?

You jumped off the sign

and landed on your face.

What's wrong with my web-shooters?

Rapid-fire is the default

for Enhanced Combat Mode.

- Why would I need rapid-fire?

- Would you like to see more options?

You have 576 possible

web-shooter combinations.

Mr. Stark really overdid it.

You two wait right here.

Wait. You're gonna want

to turn on the dampers.

- That thing will shatter your arm.

- All right, where's the dampers?

- That one.

- Great choice.

Would you like me to set this

as your new default?

No, no, no.

- Push that in. No, the other--

- Here? This one here?

- What was that?

- Taser webs.

Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs.

You seem to be unfamiliar

with your web-shooter settings.

Would you like to run

a refresher course?

- No. Just-- You choose.

- Sure thing.

Six-alpha-niner,

are you running on time?

Copy, central.

Six-alpha-niner on schedule.

- I got a visual.

- Green light, green light.

Oh, that's him.

Okay. I got eyes on the convoy.

Pulling in behind the caboose.

Deploy anchors.

Dropping down.

No outgoing distress signals.

You're clear.

Hey. Looks like they got

some good stuff here.

Cool. It's like some kind of

matter phase shifter.

All right, coming up.

Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you.

Oh, God.

- Suit lady, what was that?!

- You told me to choose.

What? No, just set everything

back to normal.

Activating all systems.

My head.

You appear to have a mild concussion.

Hey, so where am I right now?

I'm not sure.

The container walls are hindering

my sensors.

Wait a minute.

They must have hijacked the truck

and taken me to their evil lair.

Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have

to fight our way out of this one.

Three, two, one.

What is this place?

Suit lady, where am I?

You're in the most secure facility

on the eastern seaboard.

The Damage Control deep storage vault.

No. Seriously?

The door will most likely remain closed

until morning.

Morning?

Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad

calling you "suit lady," you know?

I think I should probably give you a name.

Like Liz. No, no, no.

God, that's-- That's weird.

What about Karen?

You can call me Karen

if you would like.

Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do?

What?

Maybe we should run

that refresher course.

- Ricochet web.

- Ricochet web.

- Cool.

- Splitter web.

- Web grenade.

- Web grenade!

Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?

Who is Liz?

Who's Liz? She's--

She's the best. She's awesome.

She's just a girl who goes to my school.

And--

Yeah, I just-- I really want to tell her,

but it's kind of weird, you know?

"Hey, I'm Spider-Man."

What's weird about that?

What if she's expecting

someone like Tony Stark?

Imagine how disappointed

she'd be when she sees me.

Well, if I were her,

I wouldn't be disappointed at all.

Thanks, Karen.

It's really nice

to have somebody to talk to.

Hey, how long we been here anyways?

- Thirty-seven minutes-

- What?!

Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane.

I cannot take this anymore.

I got t0-- I gotta get out of here.

There's got t0 be something in here

I can use.

Okay, let's see.

Nope.

That's awesome.

Hey, it's like the glowy thing.

That glowy thing is

an explosive Chitauri energy core.

You mean, we've been

carrying around a bomb?

t would require radiation

to transform it into an explosive state.

No, no, no.

Hey! Please!

Please, somebody let me out! Hey!

Karen, you have to help me override

that time lock.

Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it.

Trial unsuccessful.

Okay, we're just gonna have

to try every sequence.

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