Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #4

to take a shortcut.

Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun.

Hey, hey, buddy.

Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch.

Now, this is more like it.

Smells really good.

Great movie!

Oh, hey, guys.

NO! No!

Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.

Peter, where are you?

The hat's not working. This is not cool.

Almost got you.

Thought you got away from me,

didn't you?

I got you right where I want you.

Surprise!

What the hell?

Oh, hey.

And then he just, like,

swooped down like a monster...

...and picked me up, and took me up

like a thousand feet and just dropped me.

How'd you find me?

Did you put a tracker in my suit?

I put everything in your suit.

Including this heater.

That's better. Thanks.

What were you thinking?

The guy with wings is the source

of the weapons. I gotta take him down.

Take him down now, huh?

Crockett, there are people

who handle this son of thing.

- The Avengers?

- No. This is a little below their pay grade.

Mr. Stark, you didn't have

to come out here.

I had that. I was fine.

Oh, I'm not here.

Thank God this place has Wi-Fi...

...or you would be toast right now.

Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers.

Look, forget the flying vulture guy,

please.

- Why?

- Why?

Because I said so!

Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager.

Stay close to the ground.

Build up your game helping little people,

like that lady that bought you the churro.

Can't you just be a friendly...

...neighborhood Spider-Man?

But I'm ready for more than that now.

No, you're not.

That's not what you thought

when I took on Captain America.

Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted

to lay you out, he would've.

Listen to me. If you come across

these weapons again, call Happy.

Are you driving?

You know, it's never too early

to start thinking about college.

I got some pull at MIT. End call.

No, I don't need to go to--

Mr. Stark is no longer connected.

That's awesome.

"Stay close to the ground"?

What is he talking about?

Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back.

Actually, I was calling to say

maybe you shouldn't come. Listen.

When I say "penis," you say "Parker."

- Penis!

- Parker!

- Penis!

- Parker!

Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- I'll see you tomorrow in school.

Idiots.

Idiots.

Idiots!

Boss?

Your wife keeps texting you.

Something about a brake light.

What'd I tell you about

looking at my phone?

Sorry. You left it out.

You know

I'm a curious person by nature.

I finished designing

that high-altitude vacuum seal.

In case you want to,

you know, go for the big one?

You're still on that? I told you, no.

The answer's no. Forget it.

I mean, that was badass.

How many times have I told you

not to fire them out in the open?

- You said, move the merchandise.

- Under the radar.

Under the radar!

That's how we survive.

If you bring Damage Control

or the Avengers down here, we're through.

You're out there wearing that goofy thing,

lighting up cars...

...calling yourself the Shocker.

"I'm the Shocker. I shock people."

What is this, pro wrestling?

Whatever, old man. Come on.

Look.

Look.

I know you don't give a crap

about anything.

But I do.

I built this whole place

because I got people I have to look after.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what?

I can't afford your bullshit.

- Get out of here.

- What?

- You're done. You're off the crew.

- Yeah, all right.

All right.

Wonder if you can afford me

out there, though, right?

With everything I know.

- Excuse me?

- I'm just saying...

...maybe your wife would like to know

where you really get your money from.

- You know what?

- What?

You're right.

- That work?

- I don't know.

I can't afford that.

Wait.

Damn.

- I thought this was the antigravity gun.

- What?

No, that's that one.

Here.

Now you're the Shocker. Go out there

and find that weapon he lost.

All right.

Hey, thanks for bailing on me.

Yeah, well, something came up.

What is that?

I don't know.

Some guy tried to vaporize me with it.

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

Awesome.

I mean, not awesome.

Totally uncool of that guy.

So scary.

Well, look, I think it's...

...a power source.

Yeah, but it's connected

to all these microprocessors.

That's an inductive charging plate. That's

what I use to charge my toothbrush.

Whoever's making these weapons

is combining alien tech with ours.

That is literally the coolest sentence

anyone has ever said.

I just want to thank you

for letting me be part of your journey...

...into this amazing--

Keep your fingers clear of the blades.

I gotta figure out what this is

and who makes it.

We'll go to the lab after class

and run tests.

Let's do it.

First, we put the glowy thing

in the mass spectrometer.

We gotta come up with a better name

than "glowy thingy."

You're right.

Crap.

Come on, come on, come on.

High schools creep me out.

They got this funny smell, you know?

Hey, that's one of the guys

that tried to kill me.

What?

- Yeah.

- We gotta get out of here.

No, no, no. I gotta follow them.

They can lead me to the guy

that dropped me in the lake.

- Someone dropped you in a lake?

- Yeah, it was not good.

- Peter--

- No. Stay there, Ned.

Peter.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Yeah. You good?

Chess.

Man, can you imagine what the boss

would say if he knew where we were?

It's saying there was

an energy pulse here.

There's no sign of the weapon.

- And even if it was here, now it's gone.

- So are we.

This is so awesome.

I know, right?

They're in Brooklyn.

Staten Island.

Leaving Jersey.

They stopped.

Maryland?

- What's there?

- I don't know.

Evil lair?

- They have a lair?

- A gang with alien guns...

...run by a guy with wings? Yeah.

Badass.

But how are you gonna get there

if it's, like, 300 miles away?

It's not too far from D.C.

- Hey, it's Peter.

- Guys.

- Peter?

- Hey, buddy.

I was hoping I could rejoin the team.

No, no way. You can't quit on us...

...stroll up and be welcomed back

by everyone.

Hey, welcome back!

Flash, you're back to first alternate.

- What?

- He's taking your place.

Excuse me, can we go already?

I was hoping to get in some protesting

in front of an embassy before dinner.

Protesting is patriotic.

Let's get on the bus.

Focus up.

Our next topic is the moons of Saturn.

The second law of thermodynamics.

- Frank Sinatra.

- Fort Sumter.

- Flash is wrong.

- Okay, let's focus. Next one.

Liz, don't overwork them.

Strontium, barium, vibranium.

Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back.

Glad to be back.

- What is the current standard unit of-- ?

- Can I take this real quick?

Yeah, fine.

- Hello?

- Got a blip on my screen here.

You left New York?

- Okay, focus up, everyone.

- Tracker.

Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's nothing.

Happy, I gotta say,

tracking me without permission...

...is a complete violation of privacy.

- That's different.

- What's different?

Nothing. Look, it's just

the Academic Decathlon.

- It's no big deal.

- Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal.

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