Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Page #5

In my universe, this place closed six years ago.

I don't know why. I really don't.

Mmm.

You have money, right? I'm not very liquid right now.

Can we focus? Mm-hm. Sure.

The other Peter... You gonna eat that?

I'm listening.

The other Peter said he was gonna be showing me the ropes. Wow.

MILES:
You got any Spider-Man tips you can tell me now?

Yeah, I got plenty.

Disinfect the mask.

You're gonna wanna use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints.

You don't want any chafing, right?

Anything else? Nope, that was everything.

I think you're gonna be a bad teacher.

Uh-uh-uh? Look up where Alchemax is.

"A private technological campus in Hudson Valley, New York."

[GASPS] You can teach me to swing on the way there.

[IMITATES WEB THROW] [LAUGHS]

I'm not swinging to the Hudson Valley, Miles.

Not after a hearty burger breakfast.

Keep your legs fresh. You're gonna thank me later.

♪ I can see a new horizon ♪

♪ Underneath the blazing sky ♪

♪ I'll be where the eagle's Flying higher... ♪ And it's a no on the cape. I think it's cool.

Take that off. It's disrespectful.

Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape. [GROANS]

MILES:
So how do we retrace Peter's steps?

That's a good question.

What would I do if I were me?

Got it.

Step One:
I infiltrate the lab.

Two:
Find the head scientist's computer.

MILES:
That lady with the bike is the head scientist.

I saw her in this documentary.

PETER 2:
Cool! Step Three: I reexamine my personal biases.

Step Four:
I hack the computer.

It's not technically hacking.

Not now. I just lost my train of thought.

Step Five:
Download the important stuff.

I'll know it when I see it.

Step Six:
I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.

So, what am I doing?

Step Seven:
You stay here. You're lookout. Very important.

Look, man. You gotta teach me how to do Spider-Man stuff or I won't be able to help.

[GRUNTS]

Watch and learn, kid! I'll quiz ya later!

[♪♪♪]

Why did I get stuck with the janky, old, broke hobo Spider-Man?!

[CRACKS]

That's new.

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

[♪♪♪]

Kingpin.

[PANTING]

What am I doing? What am I doing?

What am I doing? What am I doing?

[♪♪♪]

Whoa! [CLATTERING]

Peter!

Peter!

[YELPS] Peter!

What are you doing here? Kingpin's here.

Just move over.

You're steppin' on my foot. Go back outside.

No! I can't sit there and let Spider-Man die without doing anything about it.

I'm not doing that again.

What?

Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me, so you're a nice change of pace.

Mr. Fisk! Look at this data.

I know you can't really understand it, but these are really good numbers.

And I got the password.

Mr. Fisk. If we fire again this week there could be a black hole under Brooklyn.

You see this? And this?

This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.

This is pretty standard Spider-Man stakes.

You get used to it. Watch this.

He's gonna say, "You've got 24 hours."

You've got 24 hours.

What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum.

Ooh. That's bad.

Actually, everything she said was bad.

I was lying before.

[♪♪♪]

[COMPUTER BEEPS ON]

[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

SCIENTIST:
Hold on. Let me get you some more data.

What are you doing, bud? I can't move.

Okay, relax your fingers.

We don't have time. Just let go. Be in the moment.

I am in the moment. It's a terrible moment.

I'm not refusing. No more excuses.

I just need more time.

They're right there. They're gonna see you.

Miles, you gotta unstick.

What do you do to relax?

Relax. Okay, okay, okay.

[FUMBLING LYRICS] ♪ Needless to say, I... ♪ Oh, for crying out loud.

♪ Callin' it quits Now, baby, I'm a wreck ♪

[HUMMING]

♪ You're a wreck, ooh... ♪

[YELLS]

[SIGHS] Teenagers: just the worst.

Miles, where did you go? MILES: I'm right here.

Where? I can't see ya. I'm right in front of you.

Can Spider-Man turn invisible? PETER 2: Not in my universe.

Aah! You just poked me in my eye!

This is incredible. Some kind of fight or flight thing.

[DOOR CREAKS] What's that?

Remember this password. D-G-F-A-M-P-E-S-A-N-D...

Slow down!

-4-$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5.

I need to write it down! Download the schematic.

MILES:
How do I do that? While I turn on the charm.

Spider-Man?

Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.

Wow. [GASPS]

Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now.

You're supposed to be dead.

Surprise! Okay. That's a no-no. We don't like that.

This is fascinating.

Okay, that's my face.

An entirely different Peter Parker.

Little bit of a gut, perhaps from dimensional warping.

Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. I was way flatter before I warped.

[QUIETLY MUTTERING PASSWORD] Travel through the multiverse appears to have deteriorated the...

MILES:
What was the rest?! [WHISTLES SOFTLY]

Hey, how old are you?

'Cause you don't look a day over 35.

SCIENTIST:
They said I was crazy! They said I was crazy!

PETER 2:
You showed 'em you're not crazy.

This might pinch a little. [GRUNTS]

[WINCES]

I know. I just need to get these samples.

Okay.

MILES:
Organize your desktop, lady.

Wow. Just complete cellular decay.

I've never seen anything like this.

What are you doing?

MILES:
I'm just taking the whole thing.

And obviously you've been glitching.

"Glitchin'"? No. Why would you even say that?

If you stay in this dimension too long, your body's gonna disintegrate.

Do you know how painful that would be, Peter Parker?

I don't know.

You can't imagine.

And I, for one, can't wait to watch.

What did you say your name was?

Dr. Olivia Octavius.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Can I assume that your friends call you Doc Ock?

My friends actually call me Liv.

My enemies call me Doc Ock.

I got this! Run!

OLIVIA:
Who are you talking to?

[♪♪♪]

I got it! Oh, you "got it," Peter?

[YELPS]

I got it handled, buddy!

Everything is fine!

[BOTH GRUNT]

PETER 2:
Okay, this is a little bit bad. OLIVIA: You're chatty.

Gotta go.

This is the moment that I'm losin' the fight.

Let me tell you the good news. We don't need the monitor.

[GRUNTS] OLIVIA:
Peter!

You didn't tell me you had an invisible friend!

Could you give me that back, young man?

Peter!

It's proprietary.

Oh. [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

This'd be a good time to turn invisible. Yep.

Okay, not gonna turn invisible. Selecting a bagel.

Act super normal.

Spider-Man?

You know, that's funny, I get that a lot. Hey.

Spider-Man? Hey! Hands up!

Now we do a switchy-switchy.

WOMAN:
Get back here!

Where do you think you're going?

He took a bagel! Time to swing, just like I taught ya. When did you teach me that?

I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building.

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