Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Page #6

Hey!

All right, you ready? Of course I'm not ready!

[YELPS]

I can't do this yet!

Everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening pressure.

Come on, come on, come on.

Uh-oh.

[EXCLAIMS]

[PANTING]

PETER 2:
What are you doing down there?

I run better than I swing.

You gotta swing or they'll catch you.

This is what you wanted.

[EXCLAIMS]

Uh-oh.

[GASPS]

OLIVIA:
Come back, little boy.

Aim with your hips! Look where you want it to hit.

Square your shoulders. Don't forget to follow through!

Don't shoot off your back foot.

That's too many things! Then stop listening to me!

That's the best idea you've had all day!

PETER 2:
Nice, Miles!

[MILES LAUGHS] Good. You're doin' it.

Double tap to release and thwip it out again.

Thwip and release.

And thwip. Release. Thwip. And release.

You're a natural. Thwip. Release.

Feel the rhythm? Thwip. And release!

Good, Miles.

I gotta say, you're amazing, man.

We're a little team!

Me as the teacher who could still do it.

You as the student who can do it, just not as good.

I'm proud of us. Is there something you want to say to me?

Peter!

[BOTH EXCLAIM]

[GRUNTS]

What the...? PETER 2: Who did that?

[♪♪♪]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

Hey, guys.

Gwanda?

It's Gwen, actually.

Oh, you know her. Very cool.

I'm from another dimension.

I mean, another-another dimension.

GWEN:
All right, people. Let's start at the beginning one last time.

My name is Gwen Stacy.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

And for the last two years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman.

You guys know the rest.

I joined a band.

Saved my dad.

[ROARS]

I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker, so now I save everyone else.

And I don't do friends anymore, just to avoid any distractions.

And one day this weird thing happened.

And I mean, like, really weird.

I was blown into last week.

Literally.

I landed in New York, but not my New York.

[REPORTER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON TV]

REPORTER:
Lucky for these folks, Spider-Man was there to save the day.

My Spider-sense told me to head to Visions Academy.

...you guys are early.

Wasn't sure why until I met you.

Oh!

I like your haircut.

You don't get to like my haircut.

Let's go.

How many more Spider-People are there?

Save it for Comic-Con.

What's Comic-Con? Whoa!

[WEAPONS FIRING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY] [PEN CLICKING]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

KINGPIN:
You're dead, Spider-Man.

Wilson! What are you doing?

Vanessa.

Richard, come on.

Vanessa! Richard!

No!

Don't look back, honey. It's okay. It's okay.

[HORN BLARES]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

I killed Spider-Man.

Why did I just see two more?

There's three, actually.

No, this is good. This is very, very good.

This means you get what you want.

It means my collider works.

All we have to do is kill a couple of Spiders.

And the collider will bring your family back.

As many families as you want.

Tomorrow, at my collider.

Our collider.

He broke this?

Yeah. He's actually really embarrassed about it, [WHISPERS] so just keep it between us, okay?

[CHUCKLES]

I know where we can make a new one.

And we won't let him break it this time.

[CHUCKLES]

I'm sorry about your friend.

Thanks, Miles.

[♪♪♪]

I know how hard this is.

To have to figure this stuff out on your own.

It's kinda nice not being the only Spider-person around.

Yeah.

[CHUCKLES]

If you ever decide to do friends again, I could always open up a slot.

I'll keep you posted.

MILES:
Cool.

[DOORBELL RINGS] [SIGHS]

We should probably go.

GWEN:
Peter, we're literally on the doorstep.

PETER 2:
Bad idea. This is a bad idea.

GWEN:
Just relax. [PETER 2 GRUNTS]

WOMAN:
You guys are all very sweet, but no more fans today, please.

[DOOR CREAKING]

I'm not ready for this.

[♪♪♪]

Peter?

Hey, Aunt May.

So this is gonna sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure that I'm from an...

An alternate dimension.

Yeah.

You look tired, Peter.

Well, I am tired.

And older. And thicker. Yeah. I've heard that already.

Oh, jeez. Are those sweatpants?

Yup, that's what they are.

I was there, when it all happened.

I am so sorry.

And what dimension are you from?

Brooklyn.

Did Peter have a place where we could make another one of these?

MAY:
A goober.

Follow me.

[♪♪♪]

PETER 2:
Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too.

A little, old shed where I keep my Spider-gear.

[WHIRRING]

I mean, this place is pretentious.

Whoa.

Dude. Was yours anything like this?

Mine was like this, but take away the jeep, the plane.

Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon.

I feel sad for this guy.

[WHISPERS] Hey, Peter.

I think this is a cape.

[CHUCKLES]

Peter knew how dangerous the job was.

But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man.

Kingpin knows we're coming.

We're going to be outnumbered.

Don't be so sure.

You might need these.

[♪♪♪]

You think you're the only people who thought to come here?

Hey, fellas.

Is he in black and white?

Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.

Wherever I go, the wind follows.

And the wind, it smells like rain.

Hi, guys!

[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE]

This could literally not get any weirder.

It can get weirder.

I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet.

No other reason.

[♪♪♪]

[GASPS]

ALL:
You're like me.

PETER NOIR:
My name is Peter Parker.

PENI:
My name is Peni Parker.

PORKER:
My name is Peter Porker.

PETER NOIR & PENI: I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

PORKER:
I was bitten by a radioactive pig.

PETER NOIR:
In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye.

I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.

PENI:
I'm from New York in the year 3145.

I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot.

And we're best friends. Forever.

PETER NOIR:
Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.

[GROANS]

PORKER:
I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle.

When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog, trying to sniff out the latest story.

♪ I frolic and I dance ♪

♪ And I do this With my pants ♪ Okay! Enough!

So how did you get here?

Well, it's kind of a long story.

Maybe not that long.

And now we're just trying to find a way home.

[BEEPS SADLY]

The only way home is back through that collider gizmo.

The only trouble is...

One of us has to stay behind and destroy it.

I'll do it. - I'll do it. I'll do it.

No, no, no. You guys don't get it.

Don't get what?

None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you'll die.

I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off.

And I'm gonna get you all home before I do.

Look, I made a promise. So I have to keep it.

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