Spider-Man: No Way Home

We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack

in London. An anonymous source provided this video.

It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, moments before his death.

A warning, you may find this video disturbing.

I managed to send the Elemental back through the rift but I

don't think I'm gonna make it out of this bridge alive.

Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has

an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology.

He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.

Are you sure you want to commence the drone

attack? There will be significant casualties.

Do it. Execute them all.

This shocking video was released earlier today

on the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net.

There you have it, folks, conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible

for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior

who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt

go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time.

But that's not all, folks.

Here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.

Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is...

Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.

What the f---

That's right, folks. Peter Parker, a seventeen year old high school

delinquent, harboring a homicidal...

Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend? Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?

- Spider-Man! - He's here!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please don't touch her. - You're just a kid?

You murdered Mysterio? You helped him murder Mysterio?

No, I... I didn't...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

He hit me. Spider-Man hit me!

He hit me. Spider-Man hit me!

People looked up to this boy and called him a hero.

I'll tell you what I call him: Public Enemy Number One!

I don't ever wanna do this ever again!

MJ, I'm so sorry but I can't see anything with your hand in my...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, where are we gonna go?

- I don't know. Your house. - Oh, no! We can't go to my house.

- My Dad will kill you! - What?

I thought you said your Dad really liked me?

Yeah, well, not anymore.

- Dude. - Dude!

- Dude. - Dude!

- Dude! - Dude!

- Dude! - What... I'm so sorry!

- Are you okay? - No, not really.

Yo, Peter!

We should go. We should go. Come on.

- But you said you don't wanna swing... - You should just swing me. Yeah.

Okay. We can take the subway.

Look out!

That was so much worse. Okay.

- Are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah...

Come on, come on, come on. Ready? I'm so sorry.

I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable.

No, it was really fun, alright? You know, that's why call it a fling!

- And we flung. - It was fine.

I could've been more fun. I can be fun.

- We'll hang out again. - Like... when do you think?

- I should see what that is. - No. No, no, no, no. Happy.

- It's what I do. - He's always coming and going...

- Peter? - It's not...

- Peter? Oh. God. Peter... - Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't know what to do!

Peter...

- Oh. Oh, no. - We didn't see anything.

- This isn't what it looks like, Happy. - I'm sorry...

- Just practice safe... - It's not what it looks like.

Oh, hey!

You must be MJ!

- Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you.

Wait, have you been crying?

We broke up.

- Hey, Spider-Man! - Oh, uh...

Thank you. I didn't know you guys broke up. I thought you were in love, May.

- No, we talked about this... - I should probably leave, I think...

I thought you guys were such a handsome couple...

- You know, it's really about boundaries... - Oh...

- Oh, hey, listen. Go in here. - Is that the door?

- Hey, is it true about... - Not now!

Just make yourself home...

... about sex, Peter.

This has nothing to do with sex.

God's sakes, it's the goal but if you wanna go over it again...

I mean, I'm... What's that sound?

Hey, Spider-Man!

I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you want to. I just don't...

Can you get off your phones for five minutes,

I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay?

Peter?

What?

- Is that... - Is that here?

I mean maybe it's not such a big deal.

Spider-Menace!

Governments around the world launched investigations

into the murderer known as Spider-Man,

aka, Peter Parker, aka, the web-headed war criminal,

who for years has been terrorizing the decent citizens of New York.

Well now, this city and the world see him for what he truly is.

Murderer!

New details from last week's devastating attack in London have emerged.

For more, we go now to Joint Intelligence Headquarters...

... who released just a short while ago confirms,

that the deadly drones used in the London attack,

were designed by Stark Industries.

- Federal agents! Open up! - Federal agents? You stay here!

Department of Damage Control.

We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker.

- You know the fourth amendment? - Sure.

- Unreasonable search and seizure? - Get in here, guys. Let's go.

- I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did. - The drones that are yours.

No... Well, look...

Nick Fury was there the entire time. Just ask him and he can explain everything.

Nick Fury has been off-planet for the last year.

What?

Peter!

MJ! Uhh...

They had nothing to do with it, sir!

- Don't say anything, we got a lawyer. - Don't say anything, we got a lawyer.

I want a lawyer.

Miss Jones-Watson...

Jones. I don't go by Watson.

Miss Jones...

- Why do you want a lawyer if... - I have nothing to hide?

- Exactly. Unless... - I'm actually guilty of something?

I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights.

Just answer my questions.

I've seen your file.

You're a smart, young woman with a bright future ahead of her.

Why would you risk it all by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker?

So sorry to keep you waiting.

Can we get Ned a snack, please? He's been waiting.

Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

I'm not supposed to say anything to you.

No, Ned. Not even a thing.

I just have one question...

When MJ told you that Peter was Spider-Man...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa... - What's up?

I knew way before MJ did. I was Spider-Man's guy in the chair.

Oh, I know about those.

I mean, half the guys have guys in the chair.

Exactly! You wouldn't know...

I literally helped him find the Vulture.

I didn't know that.

And I helped him hack his suit once, and kinda helped him get to Space.

So, in Spider-Man's illegal vigilanteism, you were his main accomplice.

I would like to have my words strictly from the record.

With all due respect,

and I mean that very insincerely,

unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us,

legally, you can't hold us here.

You should definitely lawyer up.

Excuse me?

Child endangerment is a nasty rap.

The boy was entrusted to you, and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother,

you not only allowed him to endanger himself, but you actually encouraged it.

Who does that?

I wanna see Peter right now.

Stark Industries was caught in the web of the Spider-Man/Mysterio controversy today,

when federal agents opened an investigation into missing Stark technology.

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