Spider-Man: No Way Home Page #2

The agents wanna know exactly what was taken...

At least they used a good picture.

That's great. Thank you.

Well, I have some good news, Peter.

I don't believe any of the charges against you are gonna stick.

- Wait, seriously? - Oh, I knew it.

- Oh, my God, Mr. Murdock. Thank you. - Yes.

- Thank you, Matt. - That's amazing.

Well, perfect. However...

- Mister Hogan? - Yes?

The feds are actively investigating the missing technology.

I understand you're loyal to Mr. Stark and his legacy, but if you were involved...

- If I was involved? - I might secure a lawyer.

I need a lawyer because I'm un... I'm under inves... I thought,

you said, there's no charge. I could say

under advisement of counsel, I refuse to answer the question

respectfully because I... the answer could incriminate me.

There's a saying in Goodfellas. What did they say in Goodfellas?

I know, that's interesting... Calm down.

Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

You're gonna need a really good lawyer.

Peter, you may have dodged your legal troubles, but things will get much worse.

There is still the court of public opinion.

How did you just do that?

I'm a really good lawyer.

We're gonna need a safer place to live.

Alarm systems, deactivated.

It looks nice and....

safe.

Welcome, to the spiritual oasis.

You like Donkey Kong Jr.?

Oh, Happy.

Did you send in your applications yet?

I literally just finished my MIT one. You?

- Same. - Imagine if we both got in?

- And Ned? - Yeah, but...

We have to take scholarships so we could actually go.

Come on. You got good scores, and good grades, and...

- You think I'm being too pragmatic. - No, no, no, no. Well...

Kind of. That's okay.

That's one of my favorite things about you.

- Really? - Yeah.

Well, what are your other favorite things?

I love your relentless optimism.

Yeah. I am a "glass half full" kind of gal.

I really like how you're a people person.

I love people.

Love 'em... so much.

You like sports.

I think the Mets are gonna go all the way this year.

- Really? - What's that noise?

Oh. That's... that's Happy. Look.

He gave his room to May, so he's sleeping down here.

I have a weird question.

Does any part of you feel relieved about all of this?

Ever since I got bit by that Spider...

I've only had one week, where my life has felt normal.

Well, kind of normal, I guess.

And...

That was when you found out.

Because then, everyone that was in my life

that I wanted to know... you know.

And it was perfect.

But now everybody knows. And...

I am the most famous person in the entire world...

... and I'm still broke.

I'm... excited to see you tomorrow.

Yeah, me too.

Wrap it up.

You both like each other. We get it. Hang up.

There's no new ground being broken. Okay? I need my eight hours.

Have you been listening this whole time?

Hi, Happy.

Not by choice.

MJ says hi.

Hello.

We're covering the first day of senior year for Midtown High's most famous student,

Peter Parker! Go get 'em, Tiger!

Or should I say, Spider?

The crowd has continued to grow here all

morning long at the Midtown School of Science...

The crowd seems evenly divided between supporters of Spider-Man, and protesters.

MJ! MJ, we love you. MJ, are you gonna have his spider-babies?

Mysterio forever! Murderer!

- - Back off!

- Who are you? - I'm Ned Leeds. I'm Spider-Man's...

Peter Parker's best friend. You come at my boy? You come at Flash Thompson.

You wanna read about our inspiring friendship?

You can now from my new book, Flashpoint.

One spider, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories. Check it out.

- Go. Go. go. go. Go! - No, wait up...

I'll see you inside, okay?

Keep watching Midtown News all year as we bring you upclose and personal coverage

of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet: college admissions.

Peter.

We would love to...

Welcome you back...

To Midtown High.

Where we shape heroes.

- Uh-huh. - Or murderers.

Stop it.

It's an honor to serve you...

- Sir. - God!

Mysterio was right.

Stop. We don't... that's all.

Some of the students put this together for you.

No. You did that.

- You did that. - I helped a little bit.

I tried to stop him so many times, but you piled through.

- He did all of that. - You did a great job.

I hope you have time to stop and check it out...

And feel free to walk...

Or, or swing through the hallway... Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody.

We all know you can do it.

I'm just gonna...

You know what you did.

Stop it. You're embarassing yourself.

He's a conspiracy theorist.

Can we just like, stay up here all day?

- It is so crazy down there. - Wait, this one's good.

Some suggest that,

Parker's powers include the male spider's

ability to hypnotize females.

Which he used to seduce Jones-Watson

into his cult of personality.

Stop! Stop.

Yes, my Spider-lord.

Finally. Some privacy.

It is so crazy down there.

So, I was thinking...

When we get into MIT,

we should live together.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. Love that.

- This is gonna be us. - Yes.

Minus the frisbee.

- And the smiling. - MIT's obviously the dream...

But if we match-up our backup schools,

either way, we'll all be together in Boston.

New school, new town. I can Spider-Man there.

I mean they have crime in Boston, right?

- Yes. Yes, they do. - Yeah, wicked crime.

Yeah, so it'll be like a fresh start.

What's up?

I don't know. I just feel like if you don't...

If you expect disappointment,

then you can never really get disappointed.

Come on.

It'll be a fresh start.

And, we'll all be together.

Yeah. You're right.

Fresh start.

Fresh start.

First one's here!

It's okay. It's a backup school.

Peter?

No?

Last one.

MIT?

Okay.

- Ready? - Jones...

I told you to take down the Halloween decorations...

Actually, that was Sasha, so...

Enough attitude, just do it.

On it.

- I feel like I'm gonna puke. - Well, don't.

Because, he will just make me clean it.

This is our only shot.

It's here, or nowhere.

Hey! Come on.

Okay. You guys ready?

Okay. On three.

One...

Two...

Three...

No.

No. You?

"In light of recent controversy, we are unable to

consider your application at this time."

This is so not fair.

I mean, this is so not fair. I didn't do anything wrong.

And you guys definitely didn't do anything wrong.

Expect disappointment, and you will never get disappointed.

Busted!

You guys didn't get in?

Yeah. Because we're actually friends with Spider-Man.

Uhh, yeah...

I better get going. There's a, mixer for new admissions...

And... sorry, guys.

Jones, what are you doing? Get back to work.

Yeah. Coming.

You know what?

I wouldn't change a thing.

Me neither.

Although, I coulda just showed this letter to my parents.

Umm....

Hi.

Hi!

I'm...

The most brainless person in the world. I know.

Wong. Try not to slip. We don't have liability insurance.

- Is all this for a holiday party? - No.

One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia.

Blizzard blasted through.

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