Spider-Man: No Way Home Page #10

I'm gonna come and find you,

and I'll explain everything.

I'll make you remember me.

It'll be like none of this ever happened.

Okay?

But what if that doesn't work?

What if that doesn't work, what if we can't remember you?

I don't wanna do that.

I don't wanna do that.

I know. MJ, I know.

There's gotta be something we can do.

We can come up with like a plan or something? There's gotta be something we can do.

There's nothing we can do.

But we'll be okay.

Promise?

Yeah, I promise.

I'll come find you. Okay?

I know you will.

You better.

I promise I'll fix this.

I really hate magic.

Yeah. Me, too.

I love you.

I love you...

Swear that, you will tell me if we meet again.

It's been a few weeks since the fiasco on the Statue of Liberty,

and Spider-Man's cultists continue to contend

that the vile vigilante is a hero.

But if he were a hero, he'd unmask himself and tell us who he really is.

Because only a coward conceals his identity.

Only a coward hides his true intentions.

Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, that this reporter will uncover those...

Hi.

My name is Peter Parker. You don't know me, but I...

My name is Peter Parker and you don't know me, but...

Okay...

Hi.

Can I help you?

Hi. Umm...

My name is Peter Parker.

And I...

would like a coffee. Please.

Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.

Donuts for my fellow engineer.

- Wait, what? - MIT, they have the engineers.

Oh, right, right, right. I should probably know that.

Look at you with the school spirit.

Peter Parker?

Peter Parker?

Your coffee.

Right. Thank you.

Are you excited for MIT?

Right. Yeah.

Yeah, actually I am excited, which is weird

because I don't really get excited about things.

I kind of expect disappointment.

'Cause then you'd never actually be disappointed.

Right?

Yeah. Right.

It's just... I don't know...

It just kinda feels different this time for some reason.

That was...

You okay?

Doesn't really hurt anymore.

Is there anything else?

No.

Thank you.

No problem.

See you around.

How do you know her?

Through Spider-Man.

- You? - Same.

I lost a good friend a while back.

It felt like this.

Hurts cause they're gone,

and then it hurts all over again because you remember what they stood for,

and you wonder...

Is all that gone too?

No, it's not gone.

Everybody she helped...

they'll keep it going.

You really think so?

I know it.

Take care of yourself, okay?

Yeah. Nice to meet you.

Okay...

Okay, I think I got this. You're saying that this whole place here...

It's just tons of...

Superpeople.

And he has been saying it for hours.

All right, tell me again. I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.

There was a billionaire. He had a tin suit, and he could fly. Right?

Okay. And there was a really angry green man.

- Hulk. - Hulk.

And you thought Lethal Protector was a sh*t name.

Yeah, because it is.

Now, tell me again about your purple alien that loves stones.

'Cause I'll tell you what, man. Aliens, they do not love stones.

Eddie, don't start!

You know what aliens love? Eating brains!

Because that's what they do. All right?

Senor, he made my family disappear.

For five years.

Five years?

That's a long time.

I mean, maybe I should go to New York and speak to this,

Spider-Man.

Eddie! We are drunk!

- Let's go skinny-dip! - I don't think we should skinny-dip.

Sir, you have to pay your bill.

What is happening? No!

And there he goes.

Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing.

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